Daily Archives: October 9, 2010
CNN reports that Rush Limbaugh criticized President Obama’s economic positions Tuesday during his radio show with some intense rhetoric, even for him. “He’s a jackass, he’s an economic illiterate, he’s an economic ignoramus and that’s being charitable,” Limbaugh said on his popular radio program.
Let’s consider the source of those words for a moment. Limbaugh, as you may know, is the radio personality who flunked out of Southeast Missouri State University after only two semesters and one summer session. To date, he has no college degree. He has been married four times and is an admitted drug addict. Nonetheless, Limbaugh claims that President Obama, who has earned a bachelor and juris doctor degree from two of the best Ivy League universities in the country and who surrounds himself in the White House with a plethora of economic experts, as an “economic illiterate” and “economic ignoramus”. If such is the case, what in the wide, wide world of Oxycontin is Rush Limbaugh?
By the way, President Obama has been in office over a year and a half now and his Stimulus Plan, Health Care Reform law and Financial Reform law have all been enacted. isn’t it about time that Limbaugh kept his promise and moved to socialist Costa Rica?
Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.
Puff The Magic Dragon song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU&feature=related
RUSH THE TRAGIC MAGGOT
(sung to the Peter, Paul and Mary song “Puff The Magic Dragon”)
Rush the tragic maggot lives by the sea
Was born in 1951 in a state called Missouri
Limbaugh’s education went down in a flush
He made it two semesters and his family kept it hush, oh
Rush the tragic maggot had an injury
It was a pilonidal cyst in a place he could not see
Rush the magic maggot petitioned his country
Then they deemed him too unfit for the military
Therefore he did not travel off to the Ho Chi Minh Trail
Limbaugh the rabid chickenhawk was deemed to be too frail
So he became a disc jockey and pursued his fame
Alas he was a failure as his music taste was lame, oh
Rush the tragic maggot found ABC
And began his talk radio stint shilling for the G.O.P.
Rush the tragic maggot tried football on Monday
But when he showed his racist trait they canned his ass hastily
The maggot talks forever and his voice sure annoys
Calls his listeners “ditto heads” while he’s making noise
Rush thinks that he matters and is gen’rally adored
Poor Rush does not realize he’s like a mouse that roars
The mike that he speaks into bigger, than his brain
His brain-dead thoughtless audience is his gravy train
“Operation Chaos” failed in a big way
Despite all Rush’s efforts the Dems won running away, oh
Rush the tragic maggot lives happily
He doctor shops his days away and frequents pharmacies
Rush the tragic maggot loves his Oxy-C
And when he’s feeling a bit down, there’s the blue pill known as “V”