Christine O’Donnell: Oops, She Did It Again!

What would we do these days without Christine O’Donnell? Inasmuch as our usual target of ridicule, Sarah Palin, has been keeping a low profile by means of only communicating with reality via Facebook and Twitter, O’Donnell has had to fill the void. And, boy oh boy, has she ever stepped up to the plate and whacked a few out of the park!

Every day now, O’Donnell gives us another glimpse into her twisted mind and lifestyle. First we had her call for a masturbation ban. Next, her campaign alleged that her Republican primary opponent, Mike Castle was gay. Then we learned that she had a college degree before she did not have a college degree before she finally received her college degree three weeks ago. That was followed by the revelation that she has been in debt for most of her adult life, failed to pay taxes and paid her personal expenses with campaign funds while she failed to pay wages to her campaign employees. All of that was followed by Bill Maher’s delicious video clips which show O’Donnell admitting that she “dabbled in witch-craft”, proclaiming that “evolution is a myth” and most recently stating that she would have been a Hare Krishna but for the fact that she is “Italian and I love meatballs.”. Best of all, Mahar claims that he will continue to release more embarrassing video clips each week leading up to the election.

But wait. That is not all. Last week O’Donnell joined “the Twitter” and immediately emulated her mentor Palin by authoring an absolutely indecipherable tweet having something to do with “GOP porkers.” And now we have a new quote from her that is sure to cause her campaign some non-meatball induced heartburn. CNN reports that according to the Associated Press, the unlikely Delaware GOP Senate nominee said in 2006 that she was privy to classified information that China was engaged in a “carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America.”

“There’s much I want to say. I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to,” O’Donnell said during a Republican primary debate in 2006. She went on to say, “We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it’s because they’ve got something up their sleeve.” As expected, her ever-secretive campaign has refused to respond to questions as to just what type of “classified information” O’Donnell claims to have been “privy to” or why she had access to classified information in the first place.

It is now a confirmed fact that Christine O’Donnell carries more baggage than a Greyhound Bus. Inasmuch as recent polls show she trails Democrat Chris Coons by double digits, it is time to stick a fork in O’Donnell because she is done.

Witchy Woman song link:


(sung to the Eagles song “Witchy Woman”)

Crazy stare on Bill Maher’s clips
She is one of Palin’s dips
O’Donnell is our delight
She’s a crazy Tea-Bagger that’s not too bright
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

I watched Bill Maher the other night
O’Donnell was so uptight
She said Charles Darwin was out of tune,
And his evolution theory was so untrue
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

(masturbation break with oohs and ahhhs)

She can’t seem to keep a lover,
Let me tell ya brother, she’s been sleeping in the Devil’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round,
Polls are headed down
November will be the right time
To strike this witch dead

Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

Posted on October 5, 2010, in Bill Mahar, Christine O'Donnell, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.

  1. but wait, she’s not a witch – her new ad says so!

    ok, you start a political ad with, “I’m not a witch” – seriously? Maybe she’s not a witch, but she surely is a buffoon.

  2. Great work on this version of the song. No end to material with this bunch—I’ll be laughing all day.

    The best part is $P’s hand-picked candidate is behind in double digits. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving pair of whack jobs.


    • Bozo, huh? Well that explains a lot. A LONG time ago I actually went to a taping of the Bozo the clown show. In a segment where they picked a kid from the audience they pointed near where I was sitting and asked the ‘girl in the purple dress’ to come down. I was wearing a purple dress, but so was some other girl who was the one that got picked. Scarred for life, I never liked Bozo much after that 🙂

      And I just read that Christine is 41 years old. Non-masturbatory virgin at 41 – now that REALLY explains a lot!

  3. O’Donnell is not a witch…she’s us!

    Hooray! And what do we lying, cheating, unemployed, resume-padding, science-denying, medicare-hating, social security-detesting, campaign contribution-stealing, meat ball-loving, grifting jerk-offs want? Tax cuts for the rich!

    Thank God for Christine!

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