Daily Archives: October 5, 2010

Christine O’Donnell: Oops, She Did It Again!

What would we do these days without Christine O’Donnell? Inasmuch as our usual target of ridicule, Sarah Palin, has been keeping a low profile by means of only communicating with reality via Facebook and Twitter, O’Donnell has had to fill the void. And, boy oh boy, has she ever stepped up to the plate and whacked a few out of the park!

Every day now, O’Donnell gives us another glimpse into her twisted mind and lifestyle. First we had her call for a masturbation ban. Next, her campaign alleged that her Republican primary opponent, Mike Castle was gay. Then we learned that she had a college degree before she did not have a college degree before she finally received her college degree three weeks ago. That was followed by the revelation that she has been in debt for most of her adult life, failed to pay taxes and paid her personal expenses with campaign funds while she failed to pay wages to her campaign employees. All of that was followed by Bill Maher’s delicious video clips which show O’Donnell admitting that she “dabbled in witch-craft”, proclaiming that “evolution is a myth” and most recently stating that she would have been a Hare Krishna but for the fact that she is “Italian and I love meatballs.”. Best of all, Mahar claims that he will continue to release more embarrassing video clips each week leading up to the election.

But wait. That is not all. Last week O’Donnell joined “the Twitter” and immediately emulated her mentor Palin by authoring an absolutely indecipherable tweet having something to do with “GOP porkers.” And now we have a new quote from her that is sure to cause her campaign some non-meatball induced heartburn. CNN reports that according to the Associated Press, the unlikely Delaware GOP Senate nominee said in 2006 that she was privy to classified information that China was engaged in a “carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America.”

“There’s much I want to say. I wish I wasn’t privy to some of the classified information that I am privy to,” O’Donnell said during a Republican primary debate in 2006. She went on to say, “We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it’s because they’ve got something up their sleeve.” As expected, her ever-secretive campaign has refused to respond to questions as to just what type of “classified information” O’Donnell claims to have been “privy to” or why she had access to classified information in the first place.

It is now a confirmed fact that Christine O’Donnell carries more baggage than a Greyhound Bus. Inasmuch as recent polls show she trails Democrat Chris Coons by double digits, it is time to stick a fork in O’Donnell because she is done.

Witchy Woman song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d8hZtvRPno

WITCHY WOMAN (O’DONNELL VERSION)

(sung to the Eagles song “Witchy Woman”)

Crazy stare on Bill Maher’s clips
She is one of Palin’s dips
O’Donnell is our delight
She’s a crazy Tea-Bagger that’s not too bright
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

I watched Bill Maher the other night
O’Donnell was so uptight
She said Charles Darwin was out of tune,
And his evolution theory was so untrue
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

(masturbation break with oohs and ahhhs)

She can’t seem to keep a lover,
Let me tell ya brother, she’s been sleeping in the Devil’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round,
Polls are headed down
November will be the right time
To strike this witch dead

Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She is full of lies
Wooo Hooo witchy woman,
She’s got pagan witchcraft ties

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