Christine O’Donnell Says, Win=Tie=Loss

As we await the release of Bill Mahar’s next embarrassing video clip of Christine O’Donnell, it might be fun to listen to her fall all over herself in a radio interview which took place during the Republican primary race. The craziest witch in the East appeared on local Delaware talk radio host Dan Gaffney’s program. Gaffney had endorsed O’Donnell a few years earlier when she had lost an election in which she ran against Joe Biden. During this interview however, it appears that he is no longer an O’Donnell supporter and he now has some questions for her.

It is hilarious when he asks O’Donnell to explain why she lied when she said that she had won two out of three counties when she ran against Biden. Just listen:

It will be a complete disaster if this woman is elected to the U.S. Senate, yet the Tea Party and right wing talk radio listeners have flooded her campaign with over $2 million last week alone. Consequently, O’Donnell now enjoys a gigantic campaign donation advantage over her Democratic party opponent, Chris Coons. Although Coons enjoys an advantage in the most recent polls, money is what wins elections. So, if you can manage to share a few sheckles, please donate what you can to Chris Coons at Every little bit helps.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Eleanor Rigby song link:


(sung to the Beatles song “Eleanor Rigby”)

Ah, she is dumb, lonely and evil
Ah, she is dumb, lonely and evil

Christine O’Donnell practicing vice in a church with a Satanic friend,
It was obscene
Well what do you know? She’s so disgraced cuz she knows that Bill Mahar will show more
Show her the door!

These Tea Party people
Where do they all come from?
These Tea-Bagging people
Where do they all belong?

She’s in a frenzy, tweeting out words in a flurry that no one will hear
Living in fear
But it’s not working, even on Fox the far right network grants her no air
Poor grizzly bear

These Tea Party people
Where do they all come from?
These Tea-Bagging people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, she is dumb, lonely and evil
Ah, she is dumb, lonely and evil

Christine O’Donnell is in such a lurch and gets buried as Mahar plays his game
Bill is to blame
Beck and Hannity wiping the dirt from their hands as they walk from her grave
She is depraved

These Tea Party people (ah, look at those Tea Party people)
Where do they all come from?
These Tea-Bagging people (ah, look at those Tea Party people)
Where do they all belong?

Posted on October 1, 2010, in Christine O'Donnell, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Republican, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. God help Delaware (and all of us) if she wins. I’m surprised with all that elite Oxford education (cough, cough) her math skills aren’t better. And how about Paladino, the thug running for governor in NY? Threatened a reporter the other day saying ‘he would take him out.’ Jeez, I know voters are angry, but THINK people, THINK! Elections have consequences.

  2. Big Fish

    Con artist, deceiver, deluder, dissimulator, equivocator, fabler, fabricator, fabulist, false witness, falsifier, fibber, maligner, misleader, perjurer, phony, prevaricator, promoter, storyteller, trickster, charlatan, cheat, fraud, good-for-nothing, grifter, hypocrite, miscreant, opportunist, pretender, scoundrel, swindler, trickster, varmint, villain, sinner.

  3. Nice rework of this song, lynnrockets.

    “She’s scarcer than an Osama bin Laden video. Harder to find than Waldo. The burning question in Delaware these days is, “Where’s Christine?” As the NY Times reported Thursday, the state’s cracked-Tea-Pot Senate candidate, Christine O’Donnell, is apparently in hiding. And why not? She’s terrified of opening her mouth in public. I guess those grass roots have rotted.”

    “Since beating her Republican rival Mike Castle in the recent primary by just 3500 votes, O’Donnell has had virtually zero presence in the state. No events planned. No campaign office. And most of her funds have come from out-of-state donors. If you’re a Delawarean and you’d like to ask her about the issues and her positions, good luck.”

    “A tax cheatin’, tuition welchin’, home foreclosin’, education lyin’, non-masturbatin’, evolution-refutin’, “mice- with-fully-functioning- human-brains” stem-cell-hatin’ Tea Bagger, O’Donnell’s a candidate in the clone-mode of her creator and mentor, the mad Dr. Palinstein. They’re both cute, perky, full of Fox News-worthy snarky soundbites and not a lick of substance between them. O’Donnell’s main strategy? Hope voters are just plain stupid and will vote for her in an unprecedented knowledge vacuum. Same goes for Kentucky’s Rand Paul, Nevada’s Sharron Angle and Alaska’s Joe Miller, her fellow Tea Bag, gag-ordered, all-stars.”

    “With all their big talk of “taking back America” with a bold new plan, they sure as hell are utterly terrified to go before voters and the press to articulate what it is any of them truly stand for.”

  4. You really have to think that both Castle and Murkowski had morons running their campaigns. I mean if ordinary people, NOT being paid to help a candidate win, can find this crap what does that say about the people paid by these candidates? Were they plants by the opposition to NOT find out the dirt or were Castle, Murkowski (and every other establishment GOP candidate who lost to a teabagger) just too full of themselves to work for it?
    These videos we have seen and radio interviews are findable and accessible by almost everyone! It just seems too weird the campaigns I mentioned failed to find them.

  5. One can always hope that O’Donnell is stashing that $2 million away for rainy days, hoping that she loses, so that she can then spend the money on a new house, new car, and all of those other business expenses that seem to pile up for her AFTER she loses a race.

    In the meantime, looking forward to what Bill Maher will unleash next…

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