Daily Archives: September 27, 2010

O’Donnell Hostage Crisis (Day 8): The Body Count Mounts

I'll get you, Bill Mahar!

Just one week ago, you may remember, that Bill Mahar, on his HBO program, “Real Time With Bill Mahar”, aired the now famous video clip of Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell admitting that she dabbled in witchcraft and had a date on a Satanic alter. Not only was the clip terribly damaging to the O’Donnell campaign, but Mahar upped the ante by threatening O’Donnell that he has even more embarrassing tapes which he will slowly air prior to election day unless she agrees to appear on his program. “It’s like a hostage crisis,” Maher warned O’Donnell on Saturday night. “Every week you don’t come on this show, I’m going to throw a new body out.”

True to his word, Bill Mahar did just that last Friday night. This clip shows the Sarah Palin and Tea-Party endorsed O’Donnell vehemently asserting that “evolution is a myth”. It is hysterical to look at the faces of Mahar and the other guests as the crazy evangelical O’Donnell makes her pronouncement. It gets even better when Mahar asks her “Have you ever looked at a monkey?’ and O’Donnell replies, “Well then…why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?” The comedy is than amped-up when one of the other guests informs O’Donnell that “It (i.e. evolution) takes a long time”. But as we always say, a picture is worth a thousand words, so let’s go to the tape..

Yikes! These tapes are certainly much more than most intellectually-challenged, gay-baiting, devil-worshipping, tax-evading, donation-abusing, evolution-denying non-masturbators could handle. And, they appear to be working. According to a CNN/Time/Opinion Research Corporation poll released Wednesday, Democratic Senate nominee Chris Coons holds a 16 percentage point lead over O’Donnell among likely voters, 55 percent to 39 percent. Among the wider pool of registered voters, Coons leads O’Donnell by 25 points.

But Christine O’Donnell is not your average candidate. She is, after all, a member of the Tea Party and a Sarah Palin prodigy. Consequently, by definition, she is expected to carry more baggage than an ocean liner. Luckily for us, she does, and Bill Mahar seems to have the undeniable proof. This is one hostage crisis in which the abductor is the fan favorite. Please Bill, keep those bodies coming.

Oh, and I almost forgot…

Go Packers!

Remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s very topical song parody.

Alison song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYDGFZ5e6HA

O’DONNELL

(sung to the Elvis Costello song “Alison”)

Oh, it’s so funny to be seeing you on Bill Mahar’s show, girl
And by the way you look I understand that you are not impressed
But until the day that you go on “Real Time”
Your hopes are less and less.
That primary win was just accidental
O’Donnell toed the Tea Party line
But Bill Mahar promises to “throw out new bodies”
Every Friday night on prime-time.

O’Donnell, I know Bill Mahar is killing you
Oh, O’Donnell’s campaign is through

Well I see you have no husband now
Most guys don’t think it’s adulterous to simply masturbate
You’re such a cold one, they chose the hand
It makes for a better date
Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking
When I hear those foolish things that you say
We know Christine that you are really not too bright
You will be finished come election day.

O’Donnell, I know Bill Mahar is killing you
Oh, O’Donnell’s campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through
Campaign is through