If Only Sarah Palin Was More Like Mary Richards

Just some more Anti-Palin television theme song parody fun for this up-to-now non-newsworthy Tuesday evening. This is actually one of the first parodies that I wrote. I composed it a long time before starting this blog. In those days I was simply posting the songs on comment sections of newspapers and blogs, the most notable of which was The Mudflats. Please enjoy this little bit of Lynnrockets nostalgia while we await the results of tonight’s many primary elections.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Mary Tyler Moore Show theme link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Mary_Tyler_Moore_Show_-_CD_Version.html

THE MARY TYLER PALIN  SHOW

(sung to the theme of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”)

Who’s the pitbull with lipstick on her smile?
Who can take an election campaign, and suddenly make it all
seem futile?
Well its you Sarah, and you did show it
With each incoherent sentence, you sure did blow it

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

You want Alaska to secede
You have lots of firearms and girl you know that’s all you need
All the Tea-Baggers adore you
That Thorazine stare will do wonders for you

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it all

You went and faked it after all

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Posted on September 14, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I had to look up Thorazine when I saw that. And unfortunately, our country is eating her lies right up. I hope they don’t today, but I have some doubts.

  2. Sarah: I quit! Alaska: Thanks!

    Your song describes Sarah Palin perfectly.

    I’ve never known another person like Sarah who lives on the edge as much as she does. She’s climbed so high on her fakery that she must think she’s in heaven. Well, she can wallow up there in the thin air but her party high ain’t gonna last much longer. One misstep by her real bumbling self could send her careening over the cliff to total insignificance. I’m expecting her to slip up any time since it’s her nature to screw up. Can’t wait to witness the downfall of Alaska’s Worst Governor Ever.

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