Daily Archives: September 14, 2010

If Only Sarah Palin Was More Like Mary Richards

Just some more Anti-Palin television theme song parody fun for this up-to-now non-newsworthy Tuesday evening. This is actually one of the first parodies that I wrote. I composed it a long time before starting this blog. In those days I was simply posting the songs on comment sections of newspapers and blogs, the most notable of which was The Mudflats. Please enjoy this little bit of Lynnrockets nostalgia while we await the results of tonight’s many primary elections.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Mary Tyler Moore Show theme link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Mary_Tyler_Moore_Show_-_CD_Version.html

THE MARY TYLER PALIN  SHOW

(sung to the theme of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”)

Who’s the pitbull with lipstick on her smile?
Who can take an election campaign, and suddenly make it all
seem futile?
Well its you Sarah, and you did show it
With each incoherent sentence, you sure did blow it

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

You want Alaska to secede
You have lots of firearms and girl you know that’s all you need
All the Tea-Baggers adore you
That Thorazine stare will do wonders for you

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it
What’s that sucking sound coming from your spaced head?
You’re gonna fake it after all

Stupidity abounds, you can almost taste it all

You went and faked it after all

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Sharron “Tea-Bagger” Angle Tries A New Angle

Harry Reid/Sharron Angle Debate

All the credit for this post goes to Salon.com and its wonderfully entertaining article about Nevada’s moon-bat crazy Republican candidate for US Senate, Sharron Angle. Rather than try to explain the article, here it is in its entirety. Please click the Salon.com link so that they get the credit they deserve.

Sharron Angle Denies Saying Things She Said

Sharron Angle just says words, ok? It’s not her job to make sure that the words are true, or make sense! So it’s not fair — it’s never fair — to ask her to explain what she meant, by these words. That’s GOTCHA JOURNALISM. And that is why Sharron Angle is totally justified in denying that she ever said things that she was recorded saying.

In a recent interview with ABC News, Angle denied saying that entitlement programs are a violation of the First Commandment, denied agreeing with a radio host that there are “domestic enemies” in Congress, and even denied saying that wonderful thing about “Second Amendment remedies.”

Karl asked Angle: “When you say if things don’t turn out the right way in this election, people may seek Second Amendment remedies. What did you mean by that?”

Angle replied, “No, I don’t think that was exactly the way I said it.”

She originally said it more like this:

“I hope that’s not where we’re going but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around and I’ll tell ya the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out.”

As for the First Commandment thing? “No I didn’t say that,” Angle told Karl.

It is this explanation that I like the best:

She went on to say she was talking to a Christian broadcaster “in very Christian terms…. You speak the language of the folks you are communicating with, the language that I used is in our country we have become a country put our faith not in God we trust ….but in government we trust.”

And the language of Christians is apparently that our government is a false idol, and we should shoot it, with guns.

For those of you that may have missed the new Lynnrockets song parody about Sharron Angle which was posted last Friday, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song which is re-posted today.

Psycho Killer song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8

PSYCHO CHICKEN

(sung to the Talking Heads song “Psycho Killer”)

Sharron Angle is a Tea-Bagging hag
What her mouth needs is a silencing gag
She tells her fans to “open fire”
If her race comes down to the wire

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

She starts a conversation she can’t even finish it
She’s talkin’ a lot but she’s not sayin’ anything
If she has her way, Medicare’s repealed
Sharron said once, that God hates gay men

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!

Angle is just so yellah
She spins like a propeller
She’s as cold as vichyssoise
Nevadans hope she just goes…away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She is vain and she is blind
She is the Tea Party kind

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!