Daily Archives: September 13, 2010

Palin follows “Gang Rape” and “Cajones” with “Impotent” and “Limp”

Sarah just loves the "F-Word"

Nevermind the fact that the recently released Vanity Fair article titled, “Sarah Palin: the Sound and the Fury” reveals overheard arguments between Sarah and husband Todd in which “F-Bombs” are dropped like so many Alaskan snow-flakes, we only need read Palin’s books and tweets and listen to her interviews to witness her sex-obsessed toilet-mouth in action.

The aforemention non-flattering Vanity Fair article includes the following segment detailing  Sarah and Todd’s marital chemistry:

One person who has been a frequent houseguest of the Palins’ says that the couple began many mornings with screaming fights, a fusillade of curses: “ ‘Fuck you,’ ‘Fuck this,’ ‘You lazy piece of shit.’ ‘You’re fuckin’ lucky to have me,’ Sarah would always say.” (This person never saw Todd and Sarah sleep in the same bed, and recalls that Todd would often joke, “I don’t know how she ever gets pregnant.”)

If you are unwilling to believe the words of that particular unnamed source, simply take a look at some of Palin’s own published or recorded words to get a taste of her often sexually charged language. For Instance, Palin has long held that her children are unfairly exploited by the media and that their personal lives should be off bounds. However, in her ghost-written memoir titled “Going Rogue” she unabashedly wrote,

In that first year, I was alerted to threats against Willow by students at her Juneau school, one particularly disturbing. Someone posted a note on an Internet site threatening to gang-rape her at school. I never felt safe for her after that. Later, the same thing happened to Bristol.

There is no denying the fact that threats of gang rape are serious matters, especially when allegedly made against two young girls. The problem with the Palin allegation however, is that both school officials and local law enforcement have stated that these threats were never reported to them by the Palins. Was that because Palin did not believe them to be credible threats or was it simply to protect her daughters’ privacy? In either case then, why would Palin then publicize these events in a widely read book? Is it because “gang rape” is a spicy term sure to attract attention?

Another example of Palin’s off-color, sexually tinged language occurred just last month. While appearing as a guest on “Fox News Sunday”and discussing the Obama administration’s partial judicial victory in the litigation over Arizona’s controversial immigration law, Palin said  that Arizona’s female Republican governor has “the cojones that our President does not”. Palin claimed, in essence, that Jan Brewer has bigger “balls” than Barack Obama. How is that for showing respect for the office of the President of the United States of America.

Sarah Palin is obsessed with references to genitalia. Just last Thursday evening, while appearing on Sean Hannity’s program on the Fox network, Palin was discussing the unflattering Vanity Fair article. She was upset that the author had quoted many anonymous sources so she said,

Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous – sources that are anonymous – and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references. It just slays me because it’s so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact.

Really Sarah, “impotent” and “limp”? Is that the best you could do with your limited vocabulary? Perhaps Washington Post media critic Howie Kurtz put it best when he said, “I agree [with] Palin on overuse of unnamed sources, but calling reporters ‘impotent’ and ‘limp’? Did she have to go there?”

The answer to Kurtz’s question? Of course she did. With Palin, it is always either the “F-Bomb” or “gang rape” or “cajones” and now “impotent” and “limp”. She is a classless woman that must always resort to potty talk because she lacks the education and intellectualism to carry on a more socially acceptable adult conversation. Any respectable host would be embarrassed to invite her to a gathering at his/her home for fear that Palin’s language would devolve into gutter talk.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

You’re Going To Lose That Girl song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ABWbnuQhk

YOU’RE JUST A LOSER GIRL

(sung to the Beatles song “You’re Going To Lose That Girl”)

You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo -ooser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)

Sarah Palin is so far right
She’s a Tea Party pawn (She’s a Tea Party pawn)
All of her fans are lily-white
They are deaf, dumb and blind (They are deaf, dumb and blind)
You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo -ooser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)

Palin has gone off the deep end
She’s got her blinders on (She’s got her blinders on)
And she just built a twelve foot fence
So Joe cannot look on (He’s not the only one)
You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo -ooser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo –ooser… (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)

She’ll make a point of tellin’ only lies to you (That’s what she’ll do) Yeah
She’s such a cheater what else can she do?

{Guitar} (You’re just a loser, girl)
{Guitar} (You’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo -ooser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo –ooser… (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)

She’ll make a point of tellin’ only lies to you (That’s what she’ll do) Yeah
Let’s go defeat her, what else can we do?

I think her hair’s pulled much too tight
She’s clearly lost her mind (She’s clearly lost her mind)
She really is just Glenn Beck-Lite
They are two of a kind (They are two of a kind)
You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loser, girl (Yes, yes, you’re just a loser, girl)
You’re just a loo –ooser, girl. You’re just a loo –ooser

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