Tea-Bagger Sharron Angle Morphs Into “Chicken Lady”

Remember back in August when moon-bat crazy Tea-Bagger Sharron Angle defeated Sue Lowden in the Nevada Republican US Senate primary. Lowden was known as “The Chicken Lady” because she insisted that Americans don’t need health-care reform when they can simply raise chickens and barter them in exchange for medical care. Angle of course, is the radical nut-job that wants to ban all abortions even in the case of rape, wants to privatize the Veterans’ Administration, wants to abolish the Social Security and Medicare programs, wants to outlaw the sale and consumption of alcohol and remove the fluoride from our water supply. Oh and by the way, Angle says that if candidates like her are not elected this fall, the masses should resort to their “2nd Amendment remedies” (she advocates assassinations of public officials?). Wow, was that ever a race between imbeciles!

Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the general election against Democratic Party incumbent, Harry Reid. First, the Tea-publican Angle began calling press conferences in which she refused to answer questions from the press. Next, she decided that she would not make herself available to the mainstream press in any way. And most recently we learned that she campaigned against a high school football team’s black uniforms because “black is the color of the devil”.

She also appeared on Fox and Friends (which nobody would consider mainstream media) and challenged Harry Reid to a debate. Indeed, just last week she appeared as a guest on Nevada’s  “Face to Face” and agreed to debate Harry Reid in an hour-long live broadcast from Reno on October 21st. Angle said, “What I would like to see is Harry Reid come into this studio with you and I and have a true debate.”

What Angle said and what she meant are two entirely different things however. We learned on Thursday that Angle has, shall we say “chickened out” of the debate. “Face to Face” host Joe Ralston said,  “that within hours of Reid accepting the debate challenge, Angle’s campaign called to say, well, its backing out now.” Ralston went on to say,

“I thought I had seen it all in this campaign. I guess not. I had agreement from Angle’s deputy campaign manager for this debate, but soon after we announced Reid had agreed to the date and place, her campaign spokesman called to say there was no agreement. I’m not making this up, folks. A campaign spokesman overrules a deputy campaign manager? I really don’t understand the hierarchy in that campaign.”

Fact is, absolutely everything about the Sharron Angle campaign is incomprehensible. By backing out of the debate that she requested, Angle has morphed into Nevada’s new “Chicken Lady”. She is a crazy woman of the highest degree and if she wins this election perhaps the sane people of Nevada should resort to their “2nd Amendment remedies”.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Psycho Killer song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8

PSYCHO CHICKEN

(sung to the Talking Heads song “Psycho Killer”)

Sharron Angle is a Tea-Bagging hag
What her mouth needs is a silencing gag
She tells her fans to “open fire”
If her race comes down to the wire

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

She starts a conversation she can’t even finish it
She’s talkin’ a lot but she’s not sayin’ anything
If she has her way, Medicare’s repealed
Sharron said once, that God hates gay men

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!

Angle is just so yellah
She spins like a propeller
She’s as cold as vichyssoise
Nevadans hope she just goes…away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She is vain and she is blind
She is the Tea Party kind

Psycho Chicken
Won’t debate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Rather,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Psycho Chicken
Spreading hate
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!!!

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Posted on September 11, 2010, in Fox News, Republican, Sharron Angle, Songs, Talk Radio, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. What does it say about this country that these two women are actual candidates from the GOP’s effort to win a US Senate seat?

    Psycho Chickens indeed.

    • It’s frightening – how about the crazy one in Delaware, Christine O’Donnell? Endorsed by Sarah Palin, sending not so subtle hints that her opponent is gay (telling him to ‘get his man pants on’) she is also apparently a proponent of abstinence including masturbation. What a whack job (pun intended). And talk about COMPLETELY unhinged – check this guy out, looking for a nomination to run for Treasurer of Stark County in Ohio:

  2. Sarah: I quit! Alaska: Thanks!

    The Kids in the Hall’s “Chicken Lady” also characterizes that brainless twit Angle. Does anyone know if both of Angle’s parents were human? Was she born on a farm?

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