Daily Archives: September 9, 2010

Doltish Duo of Palin And Beck Exploit 9/11

What better way to honor the memory of the victims of the September 11th terrorist attacks on our nation than to reap personal financial gain by charging everyday Americans $ 225.00 to listen to you speak? That is precisely what Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck plan to do on September 11, 2010. The Doltish Duo will appear jointly in Alaska on that date.

Sarah Palin announced the event via her preferred and sophomoric means of communication known as Facebook. On September 7th she posted as follows:

Glenn’s coming to the Last Frontier! I hope my fellow Alaskans (and anyone visiting from Outside) will join me this Saturday, September 11, 2010, at Anchorage’s Dena’ina Center at 8:00 p.m. Glenn Beck will be there – you won’t want to miss it. Tickets are available at Ticketmaster.com.

We can count on Glenn to make the night interesting and inspiring, and I can think of no better way to commemorate 9/11 than to gather with patriots who will “never forget.” Hope to see you there!

Honestly Sarah, didn’t you really mean to say, ” I can think of no better way to commemorate 9/11 than to gather with patriots who will ‘never forget their wallets'”? Why is it that whenever Sarah Palin is involved in an event, there is either an admission fee, a book signing fee or a photograph fee? It is particularly tasteless for Palin and Beck to host a fee-based event on this solemn occasion.

In stark contrast to the Palin/Beck disgrace, President Obama will participate in a wreath-laying ceremony at the Pentagon and Vice President Biden will join in services at Ground Zero in New York City. There will be no admission fee for either of those events.

Here are a few actual comments which appear on Palin’s Facebook page announcing the event (with Lynnrockets’ comments thereon appearing in italics).

Janice Barnes Sarah, I would love to see Glenn Beck. I watch him every day. I have a transportation problem and I only get $100 a month. I am 61 and living in assisted living. All of this is threatened by Obama. (No, actually Ms. Barnes, your $ 100.00 a month is threatened by the Palin/Beck $ 225.00 admission fee).

Habib Usmani sweet heart miss you a lot. (Um, just wondering Mr. Usmani, but are you the secret lover of either Palin or Beck? If so, then who?)

Ann Crawford Wish I could be there. My two favoirite news people… (“news people“?)

Mosby’s Confederate Border Rangers If any of you are not on my facebook friendship list, please add me? (Mosby’s Confederate Border Rangers? Please give us a break!)

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

American Girl song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akiBVlrRvEQ


(sung to the Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers song “American Girl”)

Well, she’s an un-American girl
Breakin’ promises
Not much of a thinkin’ girl bear
We wish Palin would live life – somewhere else

After all it is a great big world
And she could take her gun too
And she could go on a –  lyin’ spree
Start one little foreign based new G.O.P.

Oh yeah, far right
She’s a sleazy lady
Makes us laugh all night
She’s an un-American girl

The truth may just unfold alright
Joe Mac stands alone on his balcony
Yeah, even though her fence is high, Sarah Palin can’t run
And she can’t stop Joe’s free speech

Palin’s one ornery mama bear
Yet she has many enemies
God, we’re so thankful she’ll never get those votes
Election’s far out of reach

Not wrapped, too tight
She’s a sleazy lady
Makes us laugh all night (makes us laugh all night)
She’s an un-American girl