Glenn Beck Lies To His Naive Followers (Again)

Beck: The Kool Aid Nazi

The formerly drug-addled and uneducated Glenn Beck has a bad habit of lying and misconstruing facts on his radio and television programs. The Fox host is known to fabricate stories and resort to misleading hyperbole on a nightly basis. His exaggerations and falsities are all designed to lend support to his fiction-based conspiracy theories and wildly inaccurate character assassinations. Once Beck starts lying, he simply cannot stop.

For example, Glenn Beck lied that Van Jones was arrested and went to prison for taking part in the Rodney King riots. It never happened. Beck lied when he said that no President had been sworn into office without the Bible.  John Quincy Adams used a law book. Franklin Pierce wasn’t even sworn in.  Teddy Roosevelt used no Bible. He lied when he said that the Director of White House Science and Technology Policy, ” has proposed forcing abortions and putting sterilants in the drinking water to control population.” Glenn Beck lied when he said that when consumers used the government’s cash for clunker site they had to agree that their computers would become government property. And he lied when he said that the US was the ONLY country that had a natural birthright provision. The list goes on and on and on and on and….

But as the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words, so let’s go to the moving picture show, shall we?

Want more?

Not convinced yet?

Just last week Beck told a real whopper to his sycophantic worshippers in Washington D.C. at his “Restoring Honor Rally”. In fact, his lie involved George Washington, the President that allegedly could not tell a lie. Beck proclaimed,

“I went to the National Archives, and I held the first inaugural address written in his own hand by George Washington.”

Problem is, Beck lied yet again. Archives spokeswoman Susan Cooper insists that Beck didn’t lay a finger on any precious documents, much less George Washington’s inaugural address. That would be a major violation of policy. “Those kinds of treasures are only handled by specially trained archival staff,” she explains. Cooper acknowledges that someone at the archives did show the document to Beck, but that was the extent of it.

You see, like the true compulsive liar that he is, Glenn Beck cannot speak the truth even on matters of little to no consequence. He could have made his point (whatever it was) merely by saying that he read Washington’s inaugural address. But he could not tell the truth. Beck was compelled by his own lack of veracity to embellish the story to the effect that he actually held the original document in his bare hands.

Glenn Beck is an untrustworthy liar of the highest order. We can only wait in excited anticipation for this September 11th when Beck and sister serial liar, Sarah Palin appear together at an event in Alaska. Who knows what doozies these two crackpots can come up with if they put their confused heads together?

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Last Train To Clarksville song link:


(sung to the Monkees song “Last Train To Clarksville”)

Take the last train to Nutsville
Beck will meet you at the station
You can be there by four-thirty
Cuz Fox made your reservation
The Beck Show, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Glenn lost his mind without warning
And it won’t be back again
Glenn Beck’s facing stormy weather
And it’s causing quite a strain
So, he must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no
He might have a lobotomy on his dome.
Take the last train to Nutsville
Glenn Beck is their famous patient
If he’s not crying he’ll blow some kisses
But don’t attempt conversation
Oh… oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!

Take the last train to Nutsville
That’s where Glenn Beck now calls home
We can’t hear him making noisy
Conversation all alone
He’s feelin’ low. Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don’t think that Glenn’s ever coming home.

Take the last train to Nutsville
Take the last train to Nutsville
(repeat and fade)


Posted on September 7, 2010, in Fox News, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. The king has no clothes

    Accepting he’d been caught lying, Beck justified his fabrication by claiming he was entitled to some poetic license because the purpose of the “Restoring honor” rally-encouraging honesty and integrity-was so important.

    GW Bush, another well known bible-scholar, used the same reasoning to lie us into the Iraq war. Similarly, the somewhat less scholarly Palin, lies constantly as she goes about doing God’s work. Hey, God doesn’t mind a few lies here and there-it’s in the bible. Look it up!

    • FACTS?!?! We don’t need no stinking FACTS!

      “But I really don’t remember
      In Oklahoma or Arizona
      What does it matter
      What does it matter”

      Nice work on the song, lynnrockets. So much for satire, so little time for parody.

  2. Sarah: I quit! Alaska: Thanks!

    Two peas in a pod. Palin and Beck lie about everything and anything, no matter how trivial the matter. They’ve created complete worlds of lies. The worlds are moving targets because they modify the lies constantly to adapt to new situations.

    It’s likely that both suffer from severe medical conditions aggravated by feelings of inadequacy. I wish they’d seek help.

    • What you say is so true. Honestly, when you listen and/or watch Palin and Beck, it appears that both of them suffer from some mental disorder. Please stop by and comment again.

  3. Critisizing Mr. Beck I see, you’re just afraid of the influence he has and will have. Open up your eyes…

  4. Lynn, this blog is phenomenal. Glenn Beck is a twisted, lying, alcoholic scumbag and I’m glad to see people spreading the word. Sadly, David above is correct in that Beck has influence, but as you said it’s only the ignorant. And you probably see clearer because he claims he’s going blind, remember? (Claims being the operative word there). I did a bit of a write up on the nasty combination of two of the most wicked individuals this world has seen (Becks one of em, maybe you can guess the other). I’d love for you to check it out and let me know what ya think.

    • Thanks for stopping by and for commenting. Please feel free to do so repeatedly. BTW, I love your blog logo. It is obvious that a lot of love went into its creation. Good luck with your blog. I will stop by to see how you are doing.

  5. Lying is common among politicians and commentators, so does Mr. Beck. He cannot help it because he does not have real knowledge of facts.. But Mr. Beck is also a simpleton, ignorant person. Perhaps it is due to his long-lasting drug abuse. Although he had it given up the drugs, now using instead medication, the brain damage was done. The latest idiocies: new book, HIS (EMPLOYEES’ ghost writers’) LATEST ADVISE in a churned-out book: THE MILITARY TO USE TURBO-POP AIR PLAINES IN Afghanistan not the latest jets. However, if it would be necessary to help the hapless little plains, the big one could be flown in to help. (He cannot conceive how much time it would take) Also, the number of Admirals should be only about 10. (So, who has retired should be demoted to privates). I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS PERSON HAS A REMAINING IQ OF A 7-YEAR-OLD.

  6. This is the sort of “news” you can get 24/7 on Fox.

    Typical Glenn Beck taking Democrat’s words out contexts to fabricate his lies.

    Oct. 18, 2010

    Barack Obama: Call to Service in Colorado Springs, CO

    July 2, 2008

    At 17 minutes into this speech is where Obama speaks of the Civilian Defense. Tune in at about 15 1/2 minutes, or listen to the whole thing. I did.

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