Sarah Palin: “Is Margaret Thatcher The Author Of Harry Potter?”

"Give me just a second, I know who Thatcher is"

Another tasty chestnut from the recent Vanity Fair article about Sarah Palin is this:

Early in the 2008 campaign, when John McCain’s aides discovered that Alaska-size gaps existed in Palin’s general knowledge (among those previously unreported: she had no idea who Margaret Thatcher was), they from time to time would give her some books to read in hopes of improving the candidate’s learning curve. On one such occasion, Palin accepted the books, set them aside, and for the next 25 minutes was held rapt by one of her three BlackBerrys.

Eventually, an aide asked, “What are you working on?”

“I’m reading these great e-mails,” she said, “from the prayer warriors.”

It has now been confirmed that while her son suffers from a disabling genetic condition, Sarah Palin is “retarded”. (Thanks nswfm)

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Imagine song link:


(Sung to the John Lennon song “Imagine”)

Imagine there’s no Sarah
She’s in a doublewide
No more winks and blinks
No Bristol the child bride
Imagine all Alaskans
Living life in peace…


Imagine “thanks but no thanks”
Was never said at all
There was no “Joe the Plumber”
She stayed at City Hall
Imagine Americans
Spared from Sarah P….


You may say that we’re dreamers
But we’re having tons of fun
The First Dude claims she’s a screamer
And she’s certainly no nun

Imagine a “pig with lipstick”
I’m certain that you can
Remember Katie Couric
And Gibson, he’s “the Man”
Imagine all the people
Tina Fey also…


You may say that we’re dreamers
But we’re not the only ones
Levi Johnston’s right with us
And he’s got Sarah’s grandson


Posted on September 4, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. On NPR this AM, Gov Haley Barbour said she’s smarter than the media portrays her and she’s an oil and gas expert. To him, I’d say “Start thinking with the big head, Gov.”

    Good work on the song. BTW, that retarded comment was from a commenter on Wonkette, but I do agree with it.

  2. We are so lucky that Sarah never got elected as Vice President! That would have been a waste! Sarah can now run for President. 2 main reasons to vote her into office. 1. Alaska needs a president, since Hawaii got one. 2. She doesn’t golf and doesn’t fret over her weight incessantly. It is Obama fatigue that has gripped our nation. Not another speech, not another trillion spent, and not another vacation!

    • What drugs are you taking? $P doesn’t worry about her weight? $3000 worth of RNC girdles? The Red Bull and Atkins bar diet during the campaign? Caffeine and protein bars are pretty much a dead giveaway, and that came out well before the Vanity Fair article about her girdles.

  3. A little learning is a dangerous thing

    Never mind Thatcher-if only Palin had never heard of Sarkozy! Or been utterly convinced that Sarkozy couldn’t help but be smitten. Smitten enough to arrange an intimate transatlantic phone call behind the backs of the McCain campaign staff.

    The hillbilly grifters on an official State visit to Paris-what glamour!

  4. Let’s just face the facts. Sarah Palin is too stupid to effectively hold public office.

  5. What I find really strange about this Thatcher thing is that just six months ago Palin was claiming Thatcher was one of her inspirations and that she was going to hop the pond for a visit with her.
    I guess that was just another one of her lies that did not need to be told. She’s a pathological liar, that’s for sure.

  6. Lame Stream Media, Your Name is Sarah

    Just read somewhere: “True believers – You can’t convince them. You have to convert them.”

    So, it doesn’t matter that Sarah is as dumb as a post. She’s got good looks and religious followers. Everything thing else is smoke and mirrors thanks to consultants, spinners, political wranglers, and an unethical media greedy for any audience.

    Luckily, there are intelligent Americans who would never elect Palin again.

  7. Vanity Fair is one of the most powerful sources of political information in our nation? Those rock solid quotations in the article are not dated attributed. Most assuredly they are from an anonymous reliable source imagination. Anyhow, it’s fun to see the Palin must die squad squirm as she grows in stature and influence. All the smart people are too dumb to see the train is leaving the station. November elections will be fun.

    • Palin does not “grow in stature and influence”. Every successive poll from every source indicates that she is losing influence within her own party. She refuses to be interviewed by anybody but Fox because she is incapable of sounding informed and is afraid to be embarrassed yet again (ala Couric and Gibson). Even on Fox however, she comes off as dumb.

      Remember, she was asked to comment and provide input for the VF article, but as usual she refused. Her only means of communication is the sophomoric Facebook and Twitter and she refuses to answer any questions in live time. Reason? She is always unprepared.

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