Sunday Mid-Morning Coffee (or Tea) – 49

Just a few newsworthy events and comments thereon that have been making their way through the political universe this past week. Please ponder and maybe chuckle a bit before enjoying a wonderful day, but be careful of those eggs!

BREAKING NEWS: Lest we forget, there was another rally in Washington D.C. on Saturday. Thousands of people gathered to commemorate the anniversary of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s March on Washington in 1963. The event, billed as “Reclaim the Dream,” included a five-mile march that culminated at the Mall, where conservative talk show host Glenn Beck had organized the simultaneous “Restoring Honor” rally. Avis Jones DeWeever, executive director of the National Council of Negro Women, drew thunderous roars when she challenged those gathered to stand up for their place. “Don’t let anyone tell you that they have the right to take their country back,” she said. “It’s our country, too. We will reclaim the dream. It was ours from the beginning.”

THIS JUST IN: This week’s episode of “Don’t Know Much About History” features Minnesota’s moonbat crazy Congresswoman, Michele Bachmann. The newly crowned Fox News Constitutional Law Expert appeared on “Judge” Napolitano’s program and stated that there are 3 major founding documents: the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. In fact, the Bill of Rights are the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution. But Bachmann does not know that.

BREAKING NEWS: In an interview with a conservative talk show host yesterday, Sharron Angle was given two clear chances to disavow the claim that there are “domestic enemies” within Congress, an assertion she previously expressed unequivocal agreement with. Both times, Angle refused. If she knows of the existence of such “domestic enemies” in Congress should she not be compelled to name them? Angle, you might recall is the Sarah Palin endorsed Tea Party sweetheart running for the Nevada Senate seat presently occupied by Democrat, Harry Reid.

THIS JUST IN: This week’s episode of “Where Are All The Black People At?” features Glenn Beck‘s “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington D.C.  Take a look at this Washington Post pictorial slide-show of the event and count the African Americans.

BREAKING NEWS: Is anybody really surprised that Sarah Palin endorsed Tea Party darling Joe Miller referred to his Republican opponent, Lisa Murkowski as a prostitute?

THIS JUST IN: This week’s episode of “Wow, I Never Saw That Coming?” (sarcasm intended) stars former Republican National Committee Chairman, Ken Melman who announced that he is gay. Perhaps he now regrets the virulent anti-gay campaigns that he led on behalf of Republicans. Does G.O.P. hypocrisy never end?

BREAKING NEWS: This week on his radio program, Glenn Beck informed his uneducated audience that he dislikes the “Purple Heart” because it rewards people for being victims, which is Beckspeak for being wounded in the line of duty. Why is Glenn Beck, who abused drugs instead of serving in the military, smearing the “Purple Heart” and its worthy recipients?

THIS JUST IN: Why has uber-conservative pundit Michelle Malkin been so silent on the far- right’s recent plot to repeal the 14th Amendment’s grant of citizenship to children born in this country of parents that are not citizens of this country? Oh yeah, that’s right, Michelle Malkin is an “Anchor Baby” herself. Hmm, maybe the wacky rightwing is on to something.

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Sen. David “Diapers” Vitter and Democratic Rep. Charlie Melancon easily coasted to victory Saturday in the Louisiana Senate primary, setting up a November race between the conservative senator and the Blue Dog Democrat congressman. For the sake of entertainment, let’s hope that Vitter’s diaper-wearing prostitute-buying scandals become part of the general election debate.

THIS JUST IN: This week’s episode of  “ All In The Family” stars Sarah Palin’s daughter and former unwed pregnant teen, Bristol Palin. It was announced this week that the now unwed twenty-something mother that happens to be famous only because of that dubious status, will appear on this season’s “Dancing With The Stars“. How long will it be before Todd the “First Dude” and Track Palin join Sarah, Bristol and Levi in the world of reality television shows?

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

We Are Family song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpYgpF1bqQ

WE ARE FAMILY

(sung to the Sister Sledge song “We Are Family”)

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Ev’ryone can see that we are crazy
As we walk on by
(HIGH!) And we don’t work because we are lazy
Diana is high
(ALL) All of the moonbats in our clan these days
Like the First Dude, Todd
Just let me state for the record
We think that Levi kid is odd

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Abstinence is fun, OK that’s a pun
We get knocked-up before wedding bells
(HIGH) High hopes we have for the future
If our books can sell
(WE) Oh we dress for success
Here’s what we call our golden rule
No condoms for you, and no pills too
You won’t go wrong
Protect the Family Jewels

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Repeat Chorus To Fade)

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Posted on August 29, 2010, in Bristol Palin, David Vitter, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin, Sharron Angle, Songs, Talk Radio, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. Minor correction on Palin’s protege: I thnk it is Joe not Rob. May his opponent win.

    And evidently, Track, her first born, is spinning out of control.

  2. Minor correction on Palin’s protege: I think it is Joe not Rob. May his opponent win.

    And evidently, Track, her first born, is spinning out of control.

  3. Sorry, phone problems.

  4. Restoring Boredom

    Beck had a dream, all right: to deliver a long-winded, preachy sermon to angry crackers decked out in Paul Revere costumes, on a Saturday! They should have been instantly suspicious when asked to leave their signs, and guns, at home.

    Yes, teabaggers are on their knees praying-for no more white civil rights rallies!

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