Palin vs. Levi IV: The Battle For Tripp’s Rattle

Is there anything more entertaining than pure unadulterated hypocrisy? Thankfully, when the subject is Sarah Palin, we are never denied a heaping helping. Sarah Palin is to hypocrisy, what a cesspool is to human waste. She is full of it!

This week’s thrilling episode of “How Dare You!” co-stars those wondrous whiners of Wasilla, Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. Yes, they are at it again. Honestly, those two would-be relatives are at each others’ throats more than Michael Vick’s family of friendly pit-bulls.

This time, they are fighting over who has the authority to exploit Baby Tripp and by what method. Grandmama Sarah and Mommy Bristol are teaming up in an attempt to stop Levi Johnston from using his son in his new reality show (you know, the one wherein he tries to exploit the political system for personal gain by running for Mayor of Wasilla just like his would-be mother-in-law). reports that a source says, “Sarah can’t stand Levi and it’s gotten worse. She is absolutely opposed to it. Sarah hates Levi. She thinks his desperate grasp at fame is pathetic and doesn’t want him involving Bristol or Tripp in anything he does to try and get famous.” Wow, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

Let’s just reverse the names in that sentence and see if it might also ring true, shall we? “Levi can’t stand Sarah and it’s gotten worse. He is absolutely opposed to it. Levi hates Sarah. He thinks her desperate grasp at fame is pathetic and doesn’t want her involving Tripp in anything she does to try and get famous.” Hmm, seems to work just fine in light of Sarah Palin’s history of exploiting her children for personal gain.

Perhaps Washington Post writer, Sally Quinn put it best in 2009 when she said, “Well, clearly, she has not put her family first…And these children have, it seems publicly, to have been exploited by her in a, I think, really unfortunate way. You know, she brings them all to the convention, including Trig, the baby. She brings the pregnant daughter with the boyfriend who clearly didn’t want to be there. She then travels around with the children, using them as sort of photo ops…she brings the children up when she needs them to shore up her own image.” Ouch! The truth can really hurt.

Now that the tables have turned and Levi wants to tap the kiddie tree however, Sarah Palin claims to be the unselfish protector of her grandson’s privacy. But what, if anything, can she do to prevent the child from appearing on television with his father just as her own children did and continue to do with her? Levi and Bristol have joint custody of Tripp so it seems that if he wants to have his son on his reality show then he is within his rights to do so.

As metroWNY so aptly reports, “If Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin were so against Levi from using Tripp then they should have had that written into the custody agreement. By the look of things it seems that Levi has gotten the final laugh on Sarah Palin and Bristol. He gets to exploit his son, rub it in the face of Sarah Palin and use the fact that he dated her daughter as a way to make himself famous and make money and there is not a thing Palin can do about it. As powerful as Sarah Palin is she must feel so useless and powerless right now. Levi Johnston has got her right where he wants her on this one.”

As the saying goes however, “It is always the children that suffer”. It is unfortunate that the entire Palin/Johnston clan have proven to be ignorant of that.

In honor of the troops, today’s song parody musically illustrates the intriguing Sarah Palin/Levi Johnston relationship. Remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

The Ballad Of John And Yoko song link:


(Sung to the Beatles song “The Ballad of John and Yoko”)

Posing in a condo in New York,
Levi about to remove his pants
He now has a knack
To annoy SarahPAC
Yet most of them will still want to take a glance

Christ you know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be,
To play second fiddle,
To the Caribou-Barbie.

Sarah claims that she is embarrassed
Really, she just envies his fame
Katie Couric did say,
“Can you pray away gay?”
“And can you point out some newspapers by name?”.

Christ you know it ain’t easy,
Those interviews on TV.
Reviews were not glowing
For the brain-dead Sarah P.

Levi’s camped-out in the Hollywood Hilton,
Media folks want him to speak
The newspapers said,
“What’s going on in your head?”
He said that, “soon I’ll be starring on TV”

Christ you know he loves TV,
His show should earn him a fee
And he loves annoying
His mother-in-law to be

Earning every penny for a rainy day,
Starring in his show is “Baby T”,
Know what Sarah said?
“Soon he will be dead!”
But then she will be haunted by his ghost – Think!

Maybe she’ll have Levi arrested.
Palin dignity in free-fall.
Young Bristol will claim,
“He’s stealing my fame,”
“He really has no talent at all”

Christ you know she’s so sleazy
She lies so effortlessly
But Levi is going,
To crucify Sarah P.

How did Mac choose Sarah to begin with?
She is just a political hack.
A dumb “hockey mom”,
That can’t think and chew gum.
Why didn’t he select “Joe Sixpack?”

Christ she makes us uneasy.
In Yiddish we say, “Oy Vey.”
We’d love to replace her
With our good friend, Tina Fey.
We’d love to replace her
With our good friend, Tina Fey.

Posted on August 25, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Messin’ with Sasquatch

    Of course, these days Bristol isn’t the least bit interested in trying to get famous herself. One can just imagine her unease were Levi to show up at her secret undisclosed location with his own camera crew in tow. Not cool!

    • BigPete,

      Between the Sasquatch comment and the song choice, I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard since the end of July. Good thing I wasn’t near and food or drink!

  2. You need to add a retweet button for your blog. I just bookmarked this article, however I had to do it manually. Simply my $.02 🙂

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