Iowa Hawkeyes See Palin As Cockeyed

The only poll that is kind to Palin

OUCH !!! This is gong to leave a mark. The most recent state poll regarding Sarah Palin’s chances for the presidency have been released and once again, it ain’t pretty for Ms. Quittypants. The recently released TheIowaRepublican.com poll which was conducted from July 25th through July 28th shows Mike Huckabee has retained a significant number of supporters in the Hawkeye State, leading the field with 22 percent of support. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, the runner-up in 2008, is second with 18 percent. Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who visited the Iowa State Fair last week after the poll was conducted and has made clear he is strongly considering a run for president, is in third place at 14 percent, and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who was long believed to be a natural fit for Iowa Republicans, is the choice of a mere 11 percent of voters.

Poor Sarah, this great nation of ours is quickly tiring of you.

Please remember to click on both song links below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody. Enjoy!

Rawhide song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkxqiosXYY

POLL-SLIDE

(sung to the TV theme of, “Rawhide”)

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll Slide

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
People disapprovin’
Sarah’s not improvin’, Poll-Slide!
She cannot understand ‘em,
She hopes results are random,
Soon she’ll be in a double-wide.
There’s no way of definin’
Just why the polls declinin’, declinin’ like a massive
Landslide.

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!
Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Her eyeballs are ballin’
How come no-one’s callin’?
Poll-Slide!
It looks like stormy weather
And she’s light like a feather
She’ll be swept under by the tide.
She’ll be unemployed soon,
A wolf killin’ buffoon,
And all this resultin’ from her lies

Headin’ down, movin’ fast,
Losin’ ground, ship her out,
Headin’ down, movin’ fast
Poll-Slide!
Kick her out,  shoot her down,
Send her home, push her out,
Kick her butt, fallin’ fast
Poll-Slide!

Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Fallin’ Fallin’ Fallin’
Poll Slide

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Posted on August 17, 2010, in Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. Poll Slide always cracks me up. Glad IA is on to her tricks. They are smarter than she thinks. Now if the media only would get a clue about her.

  2. I wonder if it has ever occurred to her and her advisers that inserting herself into every dispute might not be a good strategy for one who wants to run for president. So far, I’ve heard nothing from Huckabee or Romney on the right of the NYC Muslims to build Cordoba House, but I’ve heard a lot from Palin and Newt. Some voters may be turned off by the way she uses FB and Twitter as her main means of communication which is hardly what a serious candidate would do. That she will not appear on any news network except Fuchs Noose may also influence potential voters’ opinions of her. Her obvious disrespect for President Obama and the office of the president has got to stick in the craw of some of these voters. Should she ever become POTUS some time in the future, I’m going to make it my business to dog her via Facebook and Twitter from Day 1. What goes around, comes around, and she’ll deserve every bit of it. She’s one nasty piece of work.

  3. Motley Crew

    Even considering the depressing lack of appeal of the other Republican hopefuls, it’s not surprising that Palin would still be held in such low esteem.

    Maybe it’s time for Palin to kick things up a notch with an hysterical twitter post about the grave danger posed by Muslin terrorist anchor babies. Especially the really dark skinned gay ones-they’re the worst!

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