Baggers Blast Blunt Boosting Bachmann

Don’t ya just love alliteration? The “Show Me” State is showing Michele Bachmann its anger. Tea Party groups in Missouri are furious that the moonbat-crazy Minnesota Congresswoman has endorsed Republican Roy Blunt for Missouri’s US Senate nomination. The Tea Party icon, Bachmann, has stated that she will join Blunt in a fundraiser and make telephone calls on his behalf this Saturday from his St. Louis office. Problem is, the Tea Baggers hate Roy Blunt.

You see, Blunt voted in favor of both the TARP (Bank Bailout) and “Cash For Clunkers” programs and that is a poison pill for Tea Baggers. It matters not that the TARP program saved the economy from collapse or that the “Cash For Clunkers” program was so wildly successful that it had to be extended so as to meet demand, the Tea Party is simply against any program (good or bad) of which President Obama may have approved. In fact, truth be told, the Tea Baggers do not seem to even be aware that it was George W. Bush that initiated TARP.

Additionally, Michele Bachmann does not seem to be aware of the issue positions of the Tea Party. This is rather surprising inasmuch as Bachmann is the sponsor of the brand new Tea Party Caucus which was formed in Congress just last week. Thirty eight Tea Party groups which claim to represent over 8600 Missouri Tea Baggers have issued a joint statement which says, “We believe she has been grossly misled if she understands him to be a Missouri Tea Party candidate.” The Eureka Tea Party said Bachmann is risking the “status” of her caucus by taking sides with Blunt. Another group known as the MID MO 9/12 Patriots said, “The Tea Party is not the Republicans to claim. This is the citizen’s movement and we will not stand for any politicians to try to use us for their own political gain.”

This gigantic Bachmann misstep follows closely on her last blunder, which was to publish a list of a group of Republican Congressional members that she claimed had joined her Tea Party Caucus. Unfortunately for Bachmann however, many of those named, claimed that they have not joined the group. Bachmann’s repeated buffoonery now rivals that of Sarah Palin. Is it any wonder then, that Palin endorses Bachmann? They are certainly two tea leaves in a bag.

If you are inclined to help a Democrat defeat Michele Bachmann this November, please make a donation to Tarryl Clark’s campaign at this web address:

Watch Ms. Clark explain why members of the Tea Party should support her and not Bachmann.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

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(sung to the television theme song “The Flinstones”)

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
A Congresswoman that is bat crazy
She and Sarah Palin
Driving voters from the G.O.P.

She can’t form a sentence that’s complete
Now she’s targeted for big defeat

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Bachmann. Michele Bachman
Hates Blacks, children and those that are gay
She is clearly brain dead
Can’t seem to get out of her own way

She talks right through the rain, snow and sleet
Every single thought is incomplete

When you’re Michele Bachmann
You’re just living off the state dime
Endorsing hate crimes
Exposed during prime time

Exposed during prime time

Posted on August 9, 2010, in Michele Bachmann, Republican, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Bachmann is a buffoon.

  2. Cash for Clunkers

    Yes, it’s a sad state of affairs when we have to bail out rich Republican Wall Street crooks in order to save ourselves-privatized profits and socialized losses.

    There is, however, good news on the horizon for fiscally responsible teabaggers! The TMRP (Troubled Millionaires Relief Program), or as Greenspan refers to it, tax cuts for the rich with borrowed money, is about to lapse.

    You’d think Bachmann and the teabaggers would be besides themselves with joy!

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