The Palin/Johnston Half Hour Comedy Hour

Could we please have a "do over"?

It is now official. The Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston Half Hour Comedy Hour has been canceled. The on-again off-again engagement of the unwed pregnant former teens is off again (for now anyways). These two knuckleheads have now quit their relationship more often than mother Sarah Palin has quit a government position. The announcement was made by Bristol in typical Palin fashion via an interview with the tabloid People magazine. She said, “It’s over. I broke up with him”.  Wonder what she was paid for that quote?

Last week the story broke that the ill fated lovers’ engagement was on the rocks. It was speculated that either Levi impregnated one of Bristol’s friends or that he was still romantically involved with another of Bristol’s friends. Either of those scenarios would be enough to end most marriage plans but this is the crazy Palins that we are talking about. Bristol did not name either of those illicit transgressions as the cause of the break up. Rather, she said,

“The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family. He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”

The music video referred to is one in which Levi will portray a young man driven away from his love interest by the young woman’s mother. Gee, that sounds rather autobiographical doesn’t it?

There is one person that must be thrilled with the break-up of the tabloid teens. It has been widely reported that Sarah Palin, the half term ex-quitting governor of Alaska, is contemplating a 2012 run for the Presidency. If such is the case, she could do without the continuing saga which would be certain to follow the unification of the Palin Hillbillies and the Johnston Bunch. On the other hand, if Levi is on the outs again, there is nothing to stop him from publishing his revenge inspired tell-all tome about the Palins. Oh, the suspense is delicious.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do song link:


(sung to the Neil Sedaka song “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”)

Breaking up’s not hard to do

Please drive your truck away from me
You made both of us look damn silly
What’s a poor Palin to do?
Cuz breaking up’s not hard to do

We told the world that we were tight
We even planned our big wedding night
But my friends you had to screw
Breaking up’s not hard to do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
But with Levi, that’s just not true
This time I swear it’s the end
I’d like to pick him up and shove a hockey stick up his rear end

My dad, First Dude, would surely die
If I give Levi another try
And mom, Sarah, would blow a fuse
I’m breaking up again with you

I’ll say that breaking up is hard to do
When I’m asked to be on The View
I’ll say my heart’s on the mend
Then I’ll tell Elisabeth just how Levi knocked up my friend

To Baby Tripp, just say goodbye
I’ll tell him his dad’s another guy
His overnights with you are through
Our breaking up’s not hard to do

Posted on August 4, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs, Todd Palin and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. As the stomach turns

    If the Palins are too toxic for reality tv, Levi should thank God for this fortuitous turn of events. Besides, going over to the dark side meant telling lies-recanting everything he had said about Mama Grifter- and turning his back on his family.

    One can only hope, and pray, that Muslim New Yorkers understand that not all Christians are as awful and vindictive as the low-class, trashy, Palins. The unkindest cut of all? Bristol telling TMZ, presumably for free, that she would prefer a husband from a better family!

  2. perfect comment from the mudflats:

    “Desa Jacobsson says:
    August 4, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    After seeing the beautiful, traditional wedding of Chelsea Clinton, it would seem that the Palinz would wake up and smell the orange blossoms. What a comparison. The Wedding Waltz would be played at Chelsea’s while Dueling Banjo’s would be plinked at the Wassilla HillBilly Barn Burner.

    Chelsea and her new husband COMPLETED their education and are gainfully employed. Pool Little Levi has yet to get his ged. The nut doesn’t fall far from the job.

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