Sarah Palin, The Horse’s Ass

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Does anybody remember the 1960′s television sitcom, Mr. Ed, which starred Mr. Ed the talking horse? The more we think about it, Alaska’s governor, Sarah Palin reminds us of a talking horse’s ass. Here are some examples:

1.  “Well, let’s see. There’s ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008;

2.  “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.” –Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008;

3.  “If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.” –Sarah Palin, getting First Amendment rights backwards while suggesting that criticism of her is unconstitutional, radio interview with WMAL-AM, Oct. 31, 2008; and of course, this gem…

4. “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.” –Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS’s Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Mr. Ed TV theme link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2AlIhBFtLo

SARAH P.

(Sung to the TV theme of “Mr. Ed”)

Hello, I’m Sarah P.

An ass is an ass, alas, alas,
And we all know the eyeglassed lass.
She is the ass with the balls of brass, the clueless Sarah P.

Go to her witch mass and ask this ass
but her answer is timed with an hourglass.
You’ll feel like you’re in a morass.
Talk to Sarah P.

She will yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day.
Her incoherent ramblings reveal she has nothing to
say.

An ass is an ass, alas, alas,
And this one is queen of her own subclass.
You’ve never talked to a big jackass?

Well listen to this.

I AM SARAH P.

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Posted on July 27, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Oh…. Wilburrrr!

  2. Kate Plus 8 plus

    Can’t we treat the Governor with some respect?

    According to In Touch magazine, TLC Channel’s Kate Gosselin and all her children have traveled to Alaska, with a camera crew in tow, to go camping with the last frontier’s most famous political pundit, Sarah Palin. Bill O’Reilly, Palin’s host at Fox, could not be reached for comment.

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