Daily Archives: July 16, 2010

The Wonderfully Wacky World Of A Palinbot

Palinbot - Missionary James

Wow, did I recently receive a crash course in the wild, wild, wacky world of the Palinbots. Way back on January 15, 2010 Lynnrockets posted a blog entry titled, “The Parallel Universe of Sarah Palin Supporters” (you can see it here). The post consisted of a list of various comments left by Sarah Palin supporters on different blogs. It was intended to be funny and I think it fulfilled its goal. Never in my wildest dreams however, did I think that seven months later a deranged Palinbot (by the name of “Missionary James“) would find the post and begin leaving an assortment of comments that are simply beyond description. I recommend that you link to the entry and read them for yourselves, but until then, please allow me to entertain you with this sample of comments regarding the subject of slavery. WARNING: you may die of either laughter or disbelief!

Missionary James says:

Lynnrockets,

You Liberal Dems WANTED SLAVERY back in the CIVIL WAR and WE THE PEOPLE stood against your Evil Desires to keep slavery and we defeated you because we were on the side of TRUTH and RIGHTEOUSNESS and we will DEFEAT you again, because SOCIALISM is another word for HUMAN SLAVERY of/by and for the BIG-BROTHER GOVERNMENT/NANNY STATE!…..How about doing an Article on that one LOONEY LYNN.

lynnrockets says:

Yikes. You appear to be a bit unhinged. Please remember that we liberals have gained our power through the voting booth. The simple truth is that more people believe in our philosophy than that of the conservatives. That is why the Democrats control both houses of Congress and the executive branch.

As for the slavery issue, please recall that it was the Republicans that fought tooth and nail to prevent the civil rights laws of the 1960′s from passing. We Democrats in the north had no slaves and we (the North) won the Civil War and preserved the union.

Missionary James says:

Finally, regarding your Revisionist view of Dems in the North is a Revision of the Facts outlined in Historical Documents of the Congressional Records.

Again, you Liberals state whatever you want but NEVER present the Facts to back up what you say. You believe that the ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS. You will say whatever you have to say to stay in Powewr, get Re-Elected and to keep the People in Ignorance and/or Confusion.

HERE IS A TIBID FACT FROM THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD:
Democrat U. S. House Representative William Yancey (who became a Confederate diplomat to Europe and then a Confederate Senator) similarly complained:

[The North is] united in pronouncing slavery a political and social evil. . . . There exists but one party that, either in spirit or sentiment, manifests any disposition to stand by the South and the Constitution, and that is the Democratic Party. . . . The institution of slavery. . . . exists for the benefit of the South and is its chief source of wealth and power; and now in the hour of its peril – assailed by the great Northern antagonistic force [the Republicans and abolitionists] – it must look to the South alone for protection. . . . The question then, naturally arises, what protection have we against the arbitrary course of the Northern majority? . . . The answer is . . . withdraw from it [i.e., secede]! 27

HERE IS WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BELIEVED:
http://www.wallbuilders.com/LIBissuesArticles.asp?id=92

I need to go to church now and upon my return, I will find the VOTING RECORD of both Dems/Repubs on the ISSUE OF SLAVERY……

lynnrockets says:

It would appear that your reference material supports my position and not yours. Nevertheless, even if the Democratic Party had been more supportive of slavery in the 1860′s, they certainly changed their position in the 20th century when they became the party of civil rights. By that time the tables had turned and it has been the Republicans for the last 80 years that have obstructed civil rights at every opportunity.

Missionary James says:

Sorry, the above LINK is about CIVIL WAR REVISIONISM produced by the Dems/Liberal/Liars regarding the Civil War Truth of what really happened, and the PROOF that they have attempted to REVISE HISTORY and Teach such LIES in our Schools….

HERE IS THE LINK ON WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BELIEVED ABOUT SLAVERY:

http://www.wallbuilders.com/LIBissuesArticles.asp?id=122

Yet, the Dems/Libs/Progressives teach in all our schools that the Founding Fathers were nothing but WHITE RACIST and SUPREMEIST….but the CONGRESSIONAL & HISTORICAL RECORD begs to differ….then, for further proof, we have the DIARIES of many of our Founding Fathers that reveal their stance regarding Slavery!

Again, I will submitt the VOTING RECORD for/against Slavery after church tonight

lynnrockets says:

Did you forget that many of the founding fathers kept slaves of their own? Are you suggesting that because the founding fathers did it, it must be just?

Missionary James says:

Most of the Founding Fathers Inherited Slaves and then set them free. Those Slaves who wanted to remain continued to be employed and paid and Educated and Families could stay together and etc…..

HERE IS THE 124-YEAR CONGRESSIONAL VOTING RECORD OF THE DEMS/REPUBS UNTIL THE LATE 60′s BELOW:
http://www.wallbuilders.com/resources/misc/CivilRightsPlatforms.pdf

The Dems fought to keep slavery and/or White Supremacy until the late 60′s & then to avoid Rioting and to Save Face they Usurped and Stole the Glory from those who really achieved the Civil Rights Bill Passage under PRESIDENT LYNDON B. JOHNSON. Johnson – a Democrat could not get His Party to PASS THE CIVIL RIGHTS BILL and He turned to the Republicans in a Bi-partisan effort to get the Bill passed. The Majority of Dems voted against it.

lynnrockets says:

The founding fathers did not just inherit slaves, they also purchased them and often times impregnated them with bastardized children for whom they took no responsibility or simply sold away. The founding fathers were not the ideals of virtue that you seem to indicate.

As for your factually incorrect analysis of voting on the Civil Rights Act, please remember first and foremost that LBJ was a Democrat and the act was signed into law by him and not a Republican. Furthermore, a higher percentage of Democrats from each area of the country voted in favor of the Act than Republicans. Here is the breakdown:

Note: “Southern”, as used in this section, refers to members of Congress from the eleven states that made up the Confederate States of America in the American Civil War. “Northern” refers to members from the other 39 states, regardless of the geographic location of those states.

The original House version:

* Southern Democrats: 7-87 (7%-93%)
* Southern Republicans: 0-10 (0%-100%)

* Northern Democrats: 145-9 (94%-6%)
* Northern Republicans: 138-24 (85%-15%)

The Senate version:

* Southern Democrats: 1-20 (5%-95%)
* Southern Republicans: 0-1 (0%-100%)
* Northern Democrats: 45-1 (98%-2%)
* Northern Republicans: 27-5 (84%-16%)

Missionary James says:

The ONLY REASON the Bill passed was because of the MAJORITY VOTES from Republicans. ALL the DEMS who VOTED FOR IT did not garner enough Votes for it to PASS.

Finally, The BILL that the DEMOCRAT JOHNSON PASSED was DRAFTED BY REPUBLICAN EISENHOWER which was rejected by the DEMS since Eisenhower and even up until JOHNSON…..the ONLY REASON JOHNSON GOT IT PASSED was because HE TURNED TO THE REPUBS and said, “I WILL PUT FORTH THE BILL THAT EISENHOWER DRAFTED”….The MAJORITY of DEMS VOTED AGAINST IT.

My Info comes from the CONGRESSIONAL RECORD…..Your Info comes from REVISIONIST who re-write History to Favor themselves!

Finally, you show your TRUE COLORS once again by a TACIT ADMISSION of guilt/agreement to ALL THE OTHER FACTS I PRESENTED to you, regarding the VOTING RECORD OF DEMS from the CIVIL WAR until JOHNSON…..

lynnrockets says:

Look, I already showed you that a higher percentage of Democrats voted for the Civil Rights Act than republicans in each part of the country.

Missionary James says:

YES, You are showing me so called Statistics without PROOF or VERIFICATION or DOCUMENTATION to back up your claims, that are most likely another REVISED piece of information made up by you Loons.

Please Tell me WHERE YOU GOT THE VOTING STATS ABOVE, so that I may Verify such…..

lynnrockets says:

Here you go. # King, Desmond (1995). Separate and Unequal: Black Americans and the US Federal Government. p. 311.
# ^ [|Jeong, Gyung-Ho]; Gary J. Miller, Itai Sened (2009-03-14). “Closing The Deal: Negotiating Civil Rights Legislation”. 67th Annual Conference of the Midwest Political Science Association. p. 29. http://polisci.wustl.edu/media/faculty/MidwestJMS.pdf. Retrieved 2009-11-04.

Missionary James says:

Yes, some did purchase them….FROM THE TYRANNICAL DEMS in the SOUTH who BEAT THEIR SLAVES, and BROKE UP THEIR FAMILIES and who WOULD NOT ALLOW SLAVES to be EDUCATED……Our Founding Fathers Bought them and gave them a Better Life, Including FREEDOM if they wanted it…..and MOST STAYED because of their Kindness and Fair treatment of them…..

Many of these Slaves that were bought by our Founding fathers, from the South, became Congressman and VOTED and held MAYORSHIPS and sat as COUNCILMAN and more!!!

HELLO????? YOU WERE NOT TAUGHT THAT ONE, WERE YOU…..WANT PROOF? HERE YA GO:

http://www.wallbuilders.com/resources/Newsletters/BlackHistory03.pdf

WE ALSO HAD BLACK FOUNDING FATHERS:
http://www.wallbuilders.com/resources/Newsletters/BlackHistory04.pdf

lynnrockets says:

You might be interested in some facts about the founding fathers and their slaves.

In 1784, five years before he became president of the United States, George Washington, 52, was nearly toothless. So he hired a dentist to transplant nine teeth into his jaw–having extracted them from the mouths of his slaves.

Jefferson freed his mistress slave Sally Hemings’s children–though not Hemings herself or his approximately 150 other slaves. He also extended slavery to three additional states by means of the Louisiana Purchase.

Richard Henry Lee and Patrick Henry, traded and whipped their slaves.

James Monroe, as governor of Virginia in 1800, after rushed trials, executed nearly 30 slaves after an attempted revolt.

Do you like apples? Then how are them apples?

Missionary James says:

You are Reading Revisionist History, not from the Congressional Record or from HISTORIANS that were THERE at the points in time you are referring to!

Washington Teeth were freely given to Him by ELDER SLAVES and DYING SLAVES who gave them voluntarily because of their love for Washington. He also had Fake Teeth as well..

I don’t like the Wormed and Poison Apples you are passing to the American People to their demise…..You can not win and you will not see this Government overthrown with your Socialist/Big-Brother nanny-State Ideals…..

Tick…Tock

lynnrockets says:

Wow, do you really believe that? If so, did all those abducted children freely give their bodies as sex toys to their captors out of some deep love? I tell you what, my family loves me, but if I could get a needed organ or tooth somewhere else, I would. Heck, I guess those slaves just loved being owned to the degree that they would gladly sacrifice body parts for their captors. Boy, with all that great treatment of slaves it is a wonder that over 90% of African Americans vote Democratic, those ingrates.

Missionary James says:

How come you Progressives prevent the ABOVE Names of these 1st BLACK CONGRESSMAN from being taught in our Schools? How come I did not learn this? How Come Inner City Ghetto Schools are not taught this?

This ought to be AMERICAN HISTORY & GOVENMENT 101….but noooooo…..Instead, what do we get?

PROGRESSIVES TEACH: There was NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THE WHITE RACIST FOUNDERS…..THEY HAD SLAVES and BEAT THEM and BROKE THEIR FAMILIES UP and USED THEM AS SEX TOYS and NO SLAVES WERE EVER EDUCATED or VOTED until ABRAHAM LINCOLN Set them Free and ALL WHITES ARE RACIST TO THIS DAY…..

You Progressives are just plain ole evil and/or Deceived. Once the Slaves gained Freedom, that FREEDOM was not realized by SOUTHERN EX-SLAVES until the 60′s BECAUSE OF THE DEMS refusal to Accept defeat and to obey the Law of the Land.

Instead, they created Laws that prevented Southern Ex-Slaves from VOTING, BEARING ARMS, BEING SCHOOLED, and SEGREGATED THEM FROM PUBLIC PLACES, TRANSPORTATION, PUBLIC SCHOOLS and more!!!

Teach the TRUTH you Bozo’s

lynnrockets says:

Correct, and then LBJ and the progressive northern Democrats turned on their racist southern party members and enacted wide-sweeping civil rights legislation. In acknowledging that there would be a backlash for this action, LBJ said “We (the Democratic Party) have just lost the South for a generation”.

Missionary James says:

So, you are saying that George Washington, John Adams and others used the slaves as SEX-TOYS…..wow!

The slaves of the Founding Fathers did love being owned by them, because THEIR OTHER OWNERS (the DEMS from the South) BEAT THEM, PARTED THEIR FAMILIES and used them as SEX-TOYS.

These Slaves were ALSO FREE TO LEAVE…..some stayed and others left, but before they left, they gained Education from the Founding Fathers and went on to become CONGRESSMAN who voted and owned Property and yes, Bore Arms freely to protect themselves from the DEMS who passed a Law to RECOVER the SLAVES that escaped from the South and went into the NORTH….

Remember the UNDER-GROUND RAILROAD……In case you have not heard yet, and you should have been taught this in Schools, MANY of the FOUNDING FATHERS started ABOLITIONIST ORGANIZATION that risked their Lives to go into the SOUTH and BRING SLAVES OUT alive into the North, then granted them Freedom……These Groups were started by REPUBLICANS and CHRISTIANS and PASTORS and the likes…..There is NO SUCH ABOLITIONIST ORGANIZATION on the Congressional Record

Hmmmmm

lynnrockets says:

You are sick. Do you truly believe “The slaves of the Founding Fathers did love being owned by them”?

As for the sex toy reference, I was merely making an analogy to sex predator captors and their captives.

Missionary James says:

Here ya go: GOOGLE THESE BLACK SLAVES NAMES WHO WENT ON TO BECOME REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN BY THE ASSISTANCE OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS. NONE OF THE BLACK SLAVES EVER BECAME DEMOCRATS UNTIL THE 1960′s:

1) Hyram Revels
2) Benjamin Turner
3) Robert C. Delarge
4) Josiah T. Walls
5) Jefferson H. Long, Joseph H. Rainey
6) Robert Brown Elliot

lynnrockets says:

Your point? One should aspire to being a slave because it is a good way to get elected as a Republican? That sounds workable. Why don’t you suggest that that plank be added to the Republican platform?

YIKES!

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

It’s My Party song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4

IT’S OUR TEA PARTY

(sung to the Lesley Gore song “It’s My Party”)

It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you were in our zoo

Nobody knows just what planet we’re from
We have all lost our minds
But we will follow the plan
And misspell all of our signs

It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you looked like we do

Playin’ the race card because we’re all white
Swastikas define our style
When Glenn Beck’s eyes get teary
That just makes all of us smile

It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you were in our zoo

(musical interlude)

Our Sarah Palin behaves just like a whore
She’s a mean ding-a-ling
She tells us nothing but lies
We believe everything

It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you looked like we do

Oh, It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you were in our zoo

Oh, It’s our tea party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to…

Thursday Night Music Byte

ABBA

Lynnrockets recently watched the film Julie & Julia about a thirty year old New Yorker who decided to cook every dish in one of Julia Childs’ cookbooks and to blog about it. It was a novel idea so we decided to copy it. No, we will not be cooking in the usual sense (that could start a fire). Rather, we will adapt the recipe a day concept to our nightly music bytes. From now to infinity (didn’t somebody else coin that phrase?) we will post a music video and brief description of the artist or song in a sort of alphabetical order as culled from Tom Moon’s wonderful reference book, 1,000 Recordings To Hear Before You Die (A Listener’s Life List). The book describes both whole albums (remember those) and individual songs from all music genres that are essential listening. Where the book deals with an individual song, we will post that song, but when an entire album is the subject, we will exercise judicial discretion and post a single song therefrom. So what do you say, let’s get cooking…

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ABBA – “SOS”

Love or hate ABBA this much is difficult to dispute: The singles this quartet released between 1974 and 1979 are models of impeccable craft, ranking with the most carefully sculpted radio fare of all time. Principal song writers Bjorn Malvaeus and Benny Andersson started out like many in Europe circa 1970 – they learned to sing in English, and tried to imitate the radiant refrains and gilded vocal harmonies of the Beatles. They got good at it right away and grafted that stuff onto the beats of the 1970′s, notably disco and Euro-style funk. Then ABBA polished everything to a blinding sheen.

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