Daily Archives: July 12, 2010

Sarah Palin Keeps Railin’ and Failin’

Is there ever a single day when Sarah Palin is not compelled to say something stupid? If so, yesterday was not that day. Palin does not have an original thought in her bean sized head so she was forced to basically concur with a Nevada newspaper’s editorial which panned the Obama administrations economic policies. In a series of Twitter tweets yesterday, the former ex-quitting governor of Alaska decided to add her two cents to the criticism of President Barack Obama’s economic policies which she so eloquently coined as “backasswards”. It is believed that Palin picked up that word from daughter Piper. More specifically, here is Palin’s message:

LasVegas RJ editorial recaps Obama lecture 2 Runnin’ Rebs: he’s got most disconnected, backasswards plan ever imposed on the country we love.

Honestly, don’t Palin’s tweets resemble the notes scribbled stealthily on scraps of paper and then passed surreptitiously between absent minded third graders? Then again, what should we expect from the imbecile who took five years and six sub-par colleges merely to attain a bachelor’s degree? By the way, where is Palin’s detailed plan for recovery? Answer? She has none. Her sophomoric repetitions of calls for tax cuts and “drill baby, drill” are simply examples of  conservative catchwords that offer no true detailed plan. Really, Sarah please tell us in detail how you would resolve the mortgage lending crisis. Would your answer be as stupid as the one you gave Bill O’Reilly last month when he asked you how you would cure the Gulf oil spill and you told him the answer was to stop the gusher?

Please Sarah, do us a favor and just shut up for one day!

Black Magic Woman link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPo9Gd2z6rI

BACKASSWARD WOMAN

(sung to the Santana song “Black Magic Woman”)

She’s a black magic woman
She’s a black magic woman
Todd’s got a backassward woman
Got us so blind we can’t see
Sarah’s a black magic woman
And she scares the bejesus out of me

Don’t turn your back on this lady
Don’t turn your back on this lady
Yes, she looks like Rosemary’s Baby
Wants Alaska to secede
Don’t turn your back on this lady
Unless you are with the A.I.P.

A witch mass going Palin
A witch mass going Palin
Yes, she’s a bitchy Sarah Palin
Repeating, “Drill Baby Drill”
She likes sacrificial nailin’
But no birth control pill

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