Bristol And Levi: Dumb Clucks Redux

The Palin family soap opera continues. We’ve already had “Thanks, But No Thanks”, “lipstick on a pig”, “Ya betcha”,  an unwed pregnant teen daughter, “I Quit”, “Death Panels” and “Drill Baby, Drill”. Now we have the twenty year old unwed mother hooking up once again with the former unwed teen father.

That is correct. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are an item once again. Many blogs have recently reported that Levi’s red pick-up truck has been a frequent tenant of the driveway at Bristol’s new condo. Now Bristol herself indicates that there may be some truth to the renewed romance.

In a statement to ABC’s Good Morning America, Palin defines the relationship as “co-parenting.” She also said, “Levi and I are turning a new page here as co-parents to this wonderful boy and putting aside the past because doing so is in Tripp’s best interest”.

An article in Us Weekly claimed that Palin is back together with Johnston, quoting an unnamed source close to Palin who said the two are “very close” and “spend more time together than people think.”

Sarah Palin’s eyes must be stinging.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

I Got You, Babe song link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzYBuKaQ83s

THEY ARE TWO BABES

(sung to the Sonny and Cher song “I Got You, Babe”)

We know they’re dumb and very slow
They even eat the yellow snow
Levi quit school without a clue
Bristol speaks on behalf of Candies shoes

Babes
They are two babes
They are two babes

A lipsticked pig that pays their rent
If brains are castles they are thinking with tents
Bristol has a condo she just bought
Now they have a place to smoke Levi’s mom’s pot

Babes
They are two babes
They are two babes

This brand new romantic fling
Must make Sarah’s eyeballs sting
She thought she had shot him down
Now Levi Johnston is always around

She hopes their tryst won’t last too long
Cuz Sarah and Levi don’t get along
Tripp and Bristol were just fine
Now Levi will be living off their dime

Babes
They are two babes
They are two babes

If she puts ring on her hand
Hell breaks loose in Palin-Land
Bristol drinks her mother’s tea
Levi’s in pornography

The two of them once did fight
Now they love to kiss goodnight
They will spend all Sarah’s dough
Bristol behaves like a ‘ho

They are two babes
They are two babes
They are two babes
They are two babes
They are two babes

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Posted on June 17, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Congratulations, lovebirds!

    Escaping from the fortified compound is the best thing Bristol ever did!

    • Ever the perfect song choice, BigPete.

      Hilarious take on the situation, lynnrockets. Loved this section:

      “A lipsticked pig that pays their rent
      If brains are castles they are thinking with tents
      Bristol has a condo she just bought
      Now they have a place to smoke Levi’s mom’s pot”

      However, I think $P was the one who admitted to smoking (and inhaling) pot. Nonetheless, love how you wove everything in.

      “Abstinence only” seems to be working before marriage for the Candies spokesbimbo. I wonder how long before she has to resign from that position. Maybe 7 months or less, I guess. Levi should demand DNA testing.

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