Palin’s Boobs Were Made For Talkin’

Sarah Palin's Oil Spill Solution.

Poor Sarah Palin. She made a boob of herself yet again last night. When the former ex-quitting half-term Governor of Alaska agreed to appear on The O’Reilly Factor last night to critique the President’s address about the BP oil spill, she apparently expected the usual fawning treatment she always receives when on the Fox network. Such was not the case. Host Bill O’Reilly actually went on the attack. Newshounds showed us that he repeatedly challenged her non-fact based assertions and then demolished her credibility altogether by asking what she would do to stop the leak. Not only couldn’t Palin answer the question, she also made the ridiculous statement that Norwegians are experts at dikes.

It is a pleasure to watch Palin silently stare in red faced ignorance when Bill O’Reilly asked “What is your solution, here, Governor? What would you do tonight – tell the nation tonight, what you would have said, the main point in that speech. Go.” Palin’s hilariously superficial answer? “Stopping the gusher, that’s the number one priority of the nation.” This woman truly is a boob. Her plan for stopping the gusher is stopping the gusher! How insightful!

O’Reilly then pushed her harder. He said, “BP says, ‘We don’t know how to stop the leak.’ …Obama obviously doesn’t know how to stop the leak. Do you know how to stop it?” Of course Palin has no idea how to stop the leak, but rather than admit her ignorance, she said Obama must accept “the assistance from foreign countries” such as “The Dutch, they are known and the Norwegians. They are known for dikes and for cleaning up water.”

So that is Sarah Palin’s solution. Call the Netherlands and have them send over The Little Dutch Boy to stick his finger in the oil well. Stop it Sarah, you’re killing us!!! But let’s watch the video anyway…

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

These Boots Were Made For Walking song link:


(sung to the Nancy Sinatra song “These Boots Were Made For Walking”)

Beck keeps saying Obama’s a commie
Hannity has Tea-Bagger guests
Bill O’s guessin’ he’s teachin’ a right-wing lesson
And now Sarah Palin’s sportin’ brand new breasts

These boobs were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they do
One of those right-wing boobs can be seen daily on The View


Coulter’s lyin’ when he oughta be truthin’
Rush said he’s leavin’ in protest on his jet
Malkin’s blamin’ when she oughta be shamin’
Now what’s right is right but they ain’t been right yet

These boobs were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they do
But none of these right-wing talking heads even has a clue

They keep sayin’ that they are only playin’
Every time they’re lyin’ and then they get burnt
Ha! They turn red like the heads on top of matches, yeah
Still, what we know they ain’t had time to learn

These boobs were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they do
But none of these right-wing talking heads even has a clue

Are you ready boobs?
Keep talkin’


Posted on June 16, 2010, in Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Songs, Talk Radio, Tea Party, Television, TV, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I heard a snippet of the original song yesterday, but today I like your take on this.

    There’s a Facebook page for people who want to use PolitiFact’s 2009 Liar of the Year $P as the way to plug the underwater oil and natural gas volcano. If you add her fellow boobs on Fox, that’ll surely plug the man-made disaster her supportive friends in the oil industry caused.

    Credit to BOR for pushing back on $P’s retarded responses. Some energy expert she is.

    (Trig has Down Syndrome. $P is retarded. Courtesy of a Wonkette commenter.)

  2. Always a pleasure

    Palin’s interviews are a lot funnier now that she’s merely a Pox “contributor”. Is it possible to feel sorry for Bill-O (5:10)? He is a professional, after all, in his own way!

    Although Bill-O seemed somewhat rueful of the lack of MMS regulation, it’s comforting to know that the disaster can be reduced to an unforgivable lack of good manners- the proverbial “can’t even get a phone call back” (at least that’s what the Dutch and Norwegians are telling us).

  3. OUCH! Been away and am just catching up on things, why did I start my day listening to that woman? The shrill voice, the lack of logic and sentence structure! Apparently still pissed off that the President won’t call her. And who exactly from the Netherlands and Scandinavia is in touch with her?? C’mon! And the top priority? first it’s stopping the leak, but later she says it’s national security. I was waiting to hear her say ‘oh and it’s all about job creation also too’. Gibberish. God, that woman is an IDIOT!

  4. Hey! Countdown with Keith Olbermann covered this “story” and featured the picture of your Dutch Boy, for just a fleeting moment, during the intro to the show!

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