Racist Palin Blasts Anti-Semite Thomas But Gives Anti-Semite Coulter A Pass

Palin/Coulter Hybrid

That crazy racist Sarah Palin just cannot seem to keep her foot out of her mouth. When reporter Helen Thomas exposed her anti-Semitic feelings last week by saying Jews should “get the hell out” of Israel and “go home” to countries such as Poland and Germany, Palin was quick to go on the offensive to criticize (deservedly) Thomas. She quickly tweeted on Twitter,

Helen Thomas press pals condone racist rant? heaven forbid “esteemed” press corps represent society’s enlightened elite;Rest of us choose truth

Now aside from the fact that her tweet is another example of incomprehensible Palineese, isn’t it interesting that Palin is appalled by racist rants from liberals but not from conservatives. As you might remember, Palin’s silence was deafening when conservative Ann “the Man” Coulter said we should just throw Judaism away and they should become Christians. Where was Palin’s outrage at the anti-Semitic remark from that conservative guy?

Then again, this is just another example of Palin’s modus operandi. Remember her screaming fit when Rahm Emmanuel referred to certain activist liberals as “retards” and her dismissive defense of Rush Limbaugh for repeatedly using the same term?

What else could we expect from an uneducated, confused racist like Sarah Palin. Remember, Palin is the person who said, “So Sambo beat the bitch!” when she heard that Barack Obama defeated Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Party presidential nomination. For those of you that are not familiar with this particular episode in Sarah “Plain and Stupid’s” life, pour youselves a stiff drink and read this story (here).

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Lola song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRopmfinsWk

COULTER

(sung to the Kinks song “Lola”)

I saw her once last week on the Fox network
Where the hosts are lame and the guests are worse like Ann Coulter
She is a revolter
A big Adam’s Apple and masculine hands
She has the curves of a flagpole and a set of big huge molars
M-o-l-a molars mo-mo-mo-mo molars

Well I’m not the world’s most perceptive bloke
But she is a lady that I wouldn’t dare poke
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walks like a woman but looks like a man
That Ann Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

Well she sat right next to Hannity
And then was on Bill O’Reilly
They saw mascara on her eyes so blue
But I swear those guys didn’t have a damn clue
Well I don’t know if they are into men
But the next night on Fox she was on there again that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

I changed the station
M-S-N-B-C
Re-luct-ant-ly
I then turned back to Fox
Then I was convinced she was a he

Well I don’t know what ol Rush Limbaugh thinks
But I like women when they don’t have dinks like Ann Coulter’s
Co-co-co-co Coulter’s
She says that her wisdom sells her books
It’s gotta be somethin’ cuz it ain’t her good looks that Ann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter

I took a closer look at Hannity
Now I’m not really so sure that he’s not a she
But this might be the Republican way
A sex change is good cuz then you’re not gay

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I’m never gonna take it right up the can
From no Mann Coulter
Co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter
Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter co-co-co-co Coulter

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Posted on June 11, 2010, in Ann Coulter, Barack Obama, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Actually, Rahm Emanuel didn’t call anybody “retards.” He said their plan was “retarded.”

    Other than that, I thoroughly agree with you on Palin’s double standards. Now, SHE is retarded.

    • You are absolutely right. Thanks for the correction and the comment.

      • Another possible correction: didn’t Helen Thomas also say they should come back to the US? We have many who’ve moved to Israel and had multiple kids there like the anchor babies that Malkin doesn’t like. I’ve worked with a Swiss/NY couple who moved there and has had 6 children there. Also, worked with a NYer whose two kids moved there, got married and have had 6 kids so far between their two families. Is that acceptable to Palin and her Fox cohort? Were there concentration camps in NY they were trying to escape in the 1990s? The 2000s? I wasn’t aware of any when I lived there.

  2. Colbert had a good question for the Israeli ambassador: do you think that the Palestinians should “go home”?

    In any case, the World Cup is under way! We have a huge game vs. England tomorrow! We’re not favorites but have a good chance. Tally Ho!

  3. Actually, I’m not convinced that Thomas was being anti-semitic (after all, Palestinians are Semites), but trying to make the point that Israel is a “settled” country, not so much by people born there as by those immigrating, mainly Jews from other countries which push the settlements further and further out. Here’s the dialogue that raised the controversy:

    On May 27, 2010, outside the Jewish Heritage Celebration Day event at the White House, the following exchange took place between Thomas and Rabbi David Nesenoff:[43] (from Wikipedia):

    Nesenoff: Any comments on Israel? We’re asking everybody today, any comments on Israel?

    Thomas: Tell them to get the hell out of Palestine.

    Nesenoff: Oooh. Any better comments on Israel?

    Thomas: Remember, these people are occupied and it’s their land. It’s not German, it’s not Poland …

    Nesenoff: So where should they go, what should they do?

    Thomas: They go home.

    Nesenoff: Where’s the home?

    Thomas: Poland. Germany.

    Nesenoff: So you’re saying the Jews go back to Poland and Germany?

    Thomas: And America and everywhere else. Why push people out of there who have lived there for centuries? See?[3][44][45]

  4. The difference in Palin’s treatment of the two remarks is that her evangelical religion holds that the Rapture, which Palin believes will happen in her lifetime (so, no reason for pesky environmental policies to preserve natural resources) requires that Jews have their homeland in Israel and that the third of them who survive the end times convert to Christianity. So in Palin’s wacky world view, Helen Thomas is pushing away the Rapture by denying the Jews their homeland, and Coulter is saying only what is sensible, that the only Jews who survive the end times will be the ones who converted.

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