The Upside Down World Of Sarah Palin

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One has to wonder if Sarah Palin, the former ex-quitting Governor of Alaska lives in an alternate universe. A place where white is black, up is down and truths are lies. The most recent example of Palin’s bizzaro existence was revealed through last week’s bevy of FaceBook postings and Twitter tweets.

Palin took to those sophomoric forms of communication to….are you ready for this?….blame the environmentalists for the Gulf oil spill disaster. Consider Sarah’s twisted logic for a moment. She believes that the people who desire to protect the earth and its delicate ecosystem are to blame for the oil rig disaster that is polluting the ocean and southern shoreline while killing unknown numbers of animals. Utter nonsense of course, but what can you expect from the confused woman that labeled living wills and durable powers of attorney as “death panels”?

Let’s take a look at her FaceBook rantings, shall we?

Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country’s energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It’s catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it.

and
Radical environmentalists: you are damaging the planet with your efforts to lock up safer drilling areas. There’s nothing clean and green about your misguided, nonsensical radicalism, and Americans are on to you as we question your true motives.

So let’s figure this out. By protesting against on-shore oil drilling in such places as ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge), the environmentalists have forced the nice oil companies to drill in deep water. Problem is, the environmentalists are also against deep water drilling. Either Sarah Palin is not aware of that or she conveniently left that fact out of her postings in an attempt to mislead her followers. Neither situation reflects kindly on Lil Ms. Drill Baby, Drill.

Just a little Sarah Palin dittie to start your day. Remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along.

Born In The USA song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oVzHm_S0-A

BORN IN GOOD OLD AK

(sung to the Bruce Springsteen song, “Born In The U.S.A.”)

Born in an Idaho town
When my parents looked at me they could only frown
My dad he had a job that he sure did hate
So he loaded up the truck and we left the state

I wish I was…

(chorus)
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK

We moved to the town of Wasilla
A bland place sort of like vanilla
I became a man killer
A temperament like Godzilla

Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK

I was soon running for the VP
John McCain said I was so “mavericky”
He bought me shoes and a real fine dress
Then he kicked me straight off the “Straight Talk Express”

Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK

I went back to state 49
Acted as if the whole place was mine
I did bitch, I did whine
Committed more than one ethics crime
I did the acts but I won’t serve the time

Up on the North Slope where the oil does flow
I cut some deals oughta make me some dough
Next thing I did write a book
You can make a lot of dough when you’re a crook

Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
Born in good old AK
I’m a lipstick wearin’ pig in the U.S.A.
Born in good old AK
I’m a pocket hockey momma in the U.S.A.
Born in good old AK
(fading)

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Posted on June 5, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Silly Cow

    Old habits die hard. Not our addiction to oil, but the grifter pretending she’s an energy expert! if she’d been born in Nebraska she would be an expert in cow manure, or even more so.

    And Republicans are facing an unimaginable nightmare. Not the oil spill, but the free market! As the social costs of fossil fuels are becoming more readily apparent, it’s increasingly difficult to avoid moving into the 21st century.

    Time to smear nature lovers! It worked pretty well with the Dixie Chicks

  2. Did I share this site? It’s about Palin’s partner in stupidity. Check out some of the previous posts too…
    http://sharethisurlaboutglenbek.wordpress.com/

  3. Seriously, I know everyone is entitled to an opinion, but she continues to believe she has opinions of substance that should influence people because she is a credible expert on all variety of topics. However, she only continues to prove day in and day out…that she is an idiot.

  4. Miss Lynnrockets, one of your best song parodies, evah!!
    Palin’s palm pilot reads “Lie, Cheat, Steal, Repeat”

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