Run Sarah, Run Sarah, Run!!! (Updated)

Oh, please, please, pretty please let it be true. Rumor is that Sarah Palin may have let it slip last weekend that she plans to run for President of the United States in 2012. What on earth could be better for the Democrats than for the former ex-quitting Governor of Alaska to be the nominee for either the Republican Party or her new found BFFs, the Tea Party? Just imagine the debate questions such as, “Ms. Palin, please tell us in detail how long you would endure probing questions from the press and allegations of ethical impropriety before quitting the Presidency?” Or, “Just for shits and giggles, could you please name the seven continents?” Or maybe, “Sarah could you tell us what newspapers and magazines do you read?” Oh wait, Katie Couric already asked that one. Anyway, you guys get it.

But seriously, last weekend while being interviewed on Fox News (where else?) by Chris Wallace, when asked about her White House ambitions, Palin responded,

It really comes down to it’s not being about me, or what I want, or what I predict is gonna happen. … [I]f the voters of America are in the mood for a kind of unconventional, candid, honest public servant — it doesn’t necessarily have to be me — but if that’s what they’re in the mood for, they’re going to let that be known, and they’re going to help really propel and push that candidate forward, and then that candidate, of course, will make the decision whether to run or not. Don’t know if that’s going to me, Chris. … As I’ve always said, I’m not going to close any door that perhaps would be open.

If that door does open Sarah, don’t let it hit you on the ass on the way out!

A future Palin candidacy would be sure to provide enough material for a sequel to this video of her greatest hits:


We have just learned that the Curse of Sarah Palin continues. You might recall that the Blast-Off posted a story a few days ago about Palin’s endorsement of Vaughn Ward in the Idaho Republican Congressional primary. You might also recall that Ward is the guy that thinks that Puerto Rico is a foreign country. Well, never fear. Inasmuch as the curse of Palin is in full effect, Ward lost the election on Tuesday. Palin has now cursed John McCain, Doug Hoffman, Tim Burns and now Vaughn Ward. Will Nikki Haley an/or Rand Paul be next?

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Born To Run song link:


(sung to the Bruce Springsteen song “Born To Run”)

In the day she sweats it out on the streets, she’s a runner-up beauty pageant queen
At night she tears her hair out in worry atop Todd’s snow-machine
Hate filled rages at the five and dime
High heeled, misdirected and sporting a sixties beehive, Whoa
Wasilla town hopes she never comes back
She’s a dumb quack, a political hack
Sarah speaketh with a forked tongue
But tramps like her, baby they were born to run
(yes she will run)

Sarah’s got thin skin but she’ll run again
She can’t find work on television
SarahPAC will cater to her whims
Their dedicated to her mission
Together they will dish out crap
She’ll run till she drops, maybe from a heart attack, Whoa
All her friends, she’ll continue to hire
‘cause baby she wants to be the next “Decider”
But her wagon has lost all its wheels
She behaves like a little child girl, a pitbull refusing to heel
(full of baloney)

(instrumental interlude)

She’s filled with malice right down to the bones buried in her backyard
She casts no reflection in brand new mirrors
Like a vampire caught off guard
Her unfeeling heart, rises cold and dark
A dominatrix with an iron fist
She’s gonna try to befriend thee in the deep dark night
With a wink and a blown kiss, Huhh

(another instrumental)

(one two three four…)

She’s got a bunch of Fox News zeroes that fuel her hopes and drive
Sarah Palin likes you if you are white and have no use for gay pride
Every Wednesday she will give an address
That will reveal all the madness in her soul, Whoa
Someday girl, we don’t know when, you’ll learn that you’re a disgrace
Something we already know, her career will be done
But till then just like puss, Sarah will return to run

Oh, Sarah just like puss, baby we hope that you run

Please believe me, all of us baby, sure hope that you will run

Posted on May 26, 2010, in Fox News, Katie Couric, Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Great post and song! Thanks Lynn! Keep up the great work!

  2. She’s a psychopath.

    But you are very funny. I’m sure there will be enough fodder for you regardless of whether or not her puppet strings are pulled to run.

    Bravo on this post, but I’m hoping she’s indicted well before the election. Maybe her new next door neighbor will help in that regard.

    Glad to see her kiss of death has struck again on yet another endorsement.

  3. The Empress has no new clothes

    It’s very thoughtful of Palin’s business partners at Pox to do their level best to keep the charade going, because the mainstream media certainly can’t afford to lose any more credibility covering the grifter’s silliness.

    Eventually she’ll have to hold a press conference announcing that she’s sacrificing herself to protect her family from the lamestream media’s vicious and incessant attacks. Yes, her family will be in attendance!

    She will however, continue to champion downtrodden “real” Americans as a celebrity speaker. If the money’s right!

    • Two words: Jim Jones

      May her followers Rapture already and leave the rest of us alone. I’ll even adopt and care for their cats. I’m sure I could persuade others to take care of their dogs.

  4. phew, that greatest hits compilation is both funny and scary. She’s absolutely losing her mind of late because author Joe McGinniss is renting the house next to her in Wasilla for the next 5 months, how the heck does anyone think she has ANY qualifications for the White House? One of the many many things I like about our current President is that he always comes across as the grown-up in the room. Sarah is a drama queen.

  5. Darling Nikki

    “Hi, I’m Sarah Palin and I’m here to help! Don’t let some blogger make any accusation against you Nikki if the guy doesn’t even have the guts or the integrity to speak further on such a significant claim”.

    OH SNAP!

  6. Hi,what a nice pants,thanks for sharing.I will get one like that.bill

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