Sarah Palin, The Idiot Idahoan Endorses Vaughn Ward, The Idiot Idahoan

Sarah Palin and Vaugn Ward

You might recall that Sarah Palin was born in Idaho and eventually graduated from the University of Idaho. That makes sense inasmuch as the former ex-quitting Governor of Alaska is as dumb as a potato. We all still chuckle at the fact that the “Queen of Quit” was incapable of naming a newspaper that she reads; naming a Supreme Court decision other than Roe v. Wade; and realizing that Africa is a continent. Well, the brain-dead spud was back in Idaho Friday where she aligned herself with yet another geographically challenged imbecile.

Palin has endorsed Republican Vaughn Ward for Idaho’s 1st District Congressional seat currently held by Democrat Walt Minnick. Palin and Ward are a match made in heaven because they are both stupid. During a Wednesday night debate with his primary opponent, Raul Labrador, Ward made a Palinesque sized embarrassing flub. The Washington Post reports that, “The candidates got a question on whether they supported statehood for Puerto Rico. Labrador, who is from Puerto Rico, said he didn’t. And then Ward unleashed this:

The problem with extending statehood to some, to any other country, is that then, the infrastructure requirements — everything that we have under our laws, regulations, then applies to them. The infrastructure needs, I have read, cost an enormous amount of money. It is not time to grow the United States. Not today, not tomorrow. I don’t see a time when we would. We’re 50 states, I want to see us stay at that. When you can show me we’ve balanced the budget, we’ve got things under control, we’ve got immigration under control, we’ve got jobs in America, we can start maybe then looking. But I don’t see that happening in my lifetime. Let’s focus on America first. Let’s focus on what’s important here. And it’s about putting Americans back to work. It’s about putting this country right again. And I don’t see that — I don’t care what state it is, or what country that wants to become part of America. It’s not time, it’s not going to be time. Let’s focus on us, first.

Labrador then said, “I just need to correct. Puerto Rico’s not a country. Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States. It’s about time that we take some civics lesson and we learned what Puerto Rico is.”

Vaughn Ward’s brilliant response? “I really don’t care what it is. It doesn’t matter.”

Let’s go to the video…

Just like Sarah Palin, this guy simply will not let facts get in the way. Remember Palin’s “death panels”? They were proven to be a lie and yet she still harps on about their fictitious existence. Her endorsement of Vaugn Ward could be the inspiration for a seqal to the film Dumb and Dumber!

And that brings us to today’s parody. In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

Simon Says song link:


(sung to the 1910 Fruitgum Company song “Simon Says”)

She likes to play a game,
That is so much fun,
And it’s something even she can do,
The name of the game is “Simple Sarah Says”,
And she would like for you to play it too

Put style gel in your hair,
Simple Sarah says,
Lipstick on your mouth,
Simple Sarah says,
Do it when Palin says,
Simple Sarah says,
And they will vote you right out

Simple Sarah says,
Put glasses on your head,
Don some pants that stretch,
Sarah says,

Simple Sarah says,
Get Bristol out of bed,
That Levi is stiff,
Sarah says,

A beehive on your head,
Simple Sarah says,
The First Dude by your side,
Simple Sarah says,
Hate speech for the left,
Simple Sarah says,
Kind words for the right

(musical interlude)

F-me pumps that are red,
Simple Sarah says,
A gun strapped to your side,
Simple Sarah says,
Diversity left,
Simple Sarah says,
Only whites on the right

Now that we have learned,
To play this game with she,
Sarah Palin has something to do,
Let’s try it once again,
We’ll mimic Sarah P.,
But let’s do it while we’re drinking too

Go kill a polar bear,
Simple Sarah says,
Give your shoes a shine,
Simple Sarah says,
Dress yourself like a whore,
Simple Sarah says,
Ah, you’re looking fine,
Simple Sarah says,
Now, interview if you dare,
Simple Sarah says,
Mingle with the slime,
Simple Sarah says,
Get your ass out the door,
Simple Sarah says,
Make it double time

Posted on May 22, 2010, in Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Twin potato heads, going full retard. Excellent post, lynnrockets.

    I can’t get over how this blogger had nailed her shtick so many months before she was selected:

    “You go back to the debates in the gubernatorial race and it is obvious the Dems could run SpongeBob Square Pants up there and make Palin look foolish.

    Palin does well because Alaskans are not the sharpest tools in the shed. She is actually a fraud being perpetuated by a few. Her experience is sparce and she has proven to be sophmoric and tripe. If the American public gets a 5 on a 1-10 scale of gullibility, your typical Alaskan scores a 2.

    Palin literally knew nothing in terms of details during debates. She had her platitudes and talking point fluff. That can fly nationally but only if you are articulate and know how to sound kowledgeable even when you are not. Palin is quite incompetent, she does not know how to do that unlike say, Obama, who is very good at it.

    Incidently, Obama is slowly starting to be exposed. If this country was not caught up in an Iraq backlash, Obama would be in trouble. As it is, 2008 should be a runaway for the Dems in the current atmosphere. The fact McCain appears to be ahead in states worth around 200 electoral votes is a testament to how weak a candidate Obama is.
    And Palin, Chavez in drag is not being seriously considered by the way.”

    and this one:

    “Hey Tom and Juan,
    I live in ALASKA, I have known Sarah Heath and Todd Palin all their lives. My beef about an incompetent woman named Sarah Palin. She is a fraud! She can’t accomplish a simple task as a governor of a small state so she has created an atmoshpere of hate and pitting groups against each other. You people think she can be a VP, how with her looks? You have lost your FLIPPIN minds! Ignorance KILLS! She is not smart, conservative or prolife. She is not an upstanding parent or community member. I know who her oldest children were sent to live so to get them out of Sarah’s way. I know who Sarah had an affair with also. I know that Sarah Palin is the most insecure individual that I have ever met! The national GOP and McCain has NO intention on placing Sarah Palin who is the symbol of ignorance over substance in a position such as VP.
    Listen to my radio program 66. Posted by Syrin | June 28, 2008 3:31 PM ”

    (That blogger types like I do.)

    Then of course, $P picks similarly stupid people to hang around with because you know anyone with an ounce of sense has run, screaming, in the opposite direction.

    • Forgot to add that does this potato head realize we pretty much have Afghanistan and Iraq as two “states” that are siphoning off money, as it goes into corrupt pockets, from the US taxpayer?

    • Great comment. That second person sure didn’t sugar-coat anything.

    • If this wouldn’t send someone running, screaming in the opposite direction, I don’t know what would:
      “However, we should probably just trust Sarah Palin when she endorses other candidates, because she clearly knows what she is doing. Here is the proof:

      (h/t honestyingov & cheeriogirl!)

      Our brilliant reader ltl1 made a transcript:

      “And um of course, Carly Fiorina, um, it was uh, y’know. The credibility there that SBA allows, a candidate, to have, knowing that uh, oh, ok, I’m safe, there, endorsing Carly Fiorina you all have endorsed her, you all get it. You understand, that there in deep-blue-California ENYone who’s there runnin for officewho’sboldenough to declare their pro-life stance or pro NRA, their pro-uh business and development and anti-tax and anti, big government uh, um. Principles that they stand on. Here. She. PrOUdly proclaiming that and yet. Some. Wanting. To accuse-her-of-kindofbeing-a-rhino-I-say-nUHnuhnuhnuhno there in the deep-blue-California. If she’s, unabashedly pro-life and all those other, commonsenseconservative things that she stands for, she’s the rill dill, and I appreciate you too being bold enough and, strong enough. To take a stand in that race and to take the stand in so many of these races, across, the country.”

      Really? Is she sniffing glue? Huffing aerosols? Taking other drugs? Have any brain cells left?

      Like Fiorina’s demon sheep ad wasn’t enough….

  2. That was the same blogger, farther down in the comments, replying to someone in between.

  3. Bridge to nowhere

    Growing the country can only mean one thing-foreigners! Hawaiians and Eskimos pretty much keep to themselves, but Idaho very obviously has one Puerto Rican too many. That’s all you really need to know!

    It’s reassuring to see that “focusing on America first” includes all fifty states. All too often one gets the impression that the only “real” Americans are people living in the middle of nowhere without any neighbors!

  4. Almost nothing better than a fishing joke. My sister just shared this joke with me:Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

  5. SpongeBob: This little guy always tries to do the right thing, and is a hard worker. He may not always end up getting the results he hoped for, but he bounces back and tackles his work with a renewed vigor. SpongeBob works very hard, he’s a good friend, he always thinks of others, and tries to have fun no matter what he is faced with. Hardworking, friendly SpongeBob is the guy to be when writing articles.`

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