Scott Brown Shuts The G.O.P. Down … Again

Remember back in January when Republicans and Tea-Baggers were giddy over the election of Scott Brown to Ted Kennedy’s Massachusetts Senate seat? Well something funny happened on the way to the 2012 Republican nomination for President. Scott Brown has demonstrated that he is not the dependable conservative rubber stamp that the G.O.P. and Tea Party thought they had elected. First, he never had the opportunity to cast his promised 41st vote against Health Care Reform legislation. In fact, his first Senate vote was in favor of a Democratic Party jobs bill that was bitterly opposed by Republicans. On Thursday, the clothing challenged Scott Brown broke from the Republicans once again and voted in favor of cloture on the Democratic Party’s Financial Reform bill which stymied the G.O.P.’s filibuster efforts and virtually assured the bill’s passage into law. Brown’s was the decisive 60th vote. A huge victory for the Democrats and another betrayal of the Republicans. As George W. Bush would say, “Brownie…you’re doing a heck of a job!”

Scott Brown is now certain to be summoned to Mitch McConnell’s office for some corporal punishment. But who will deliver the blows? Larry “Men’s Room” Craig? David “Diapers” Vitter? Michele “Birther” Bachmann? Don’t worry, we will know soon enough. Photos are sure to leak!

What will Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann “The Man” Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Bill O’Reilly and all those moonbat crazy Tea-Baggers have to say about their once and future favorite nudist now? Is there anything more beautiful than watching conservatives eat their own? Stay tuned. The fireworks will begin long before Independence day this year.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Charlie Brown song link:


(sung to the Coasters song “Charlie Brown”)

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
He’s the senator that will bare his bum

Scottie Brown, Scottie Brown
He’s a clown, that nude Scott Brown
He likes to bare his bod
In those magazines
(That’s why everybody’s always pickin’ on me)

That’s him on his knees
I know that’s him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the Senate gym

Scottie Brown, Scottie Brown
He’s a clown, that nude Scott Brown
Craig thinks that he’s hot
He hopes to steal a peek
(Why’s Lynnrockets always pickin’ on me)

Who’s always nude at the roll call?
Who’s lurking in the men’s room stalls?
Who’s sporting his bat and balls?
Guess who? (who me?) yeah, you!

Who walks through the Senate dumb and slow?
Who calls Mitch McConnell, Daddy-O?

Scottie Brown, Scottie Brown
He’s going down, next time around
His votes can be bought
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)

(musical interlude)

He is in the Party that says “No”
With his private parts swinging to and fro

Scottie Brown, Scottie Brown
He’s a clown, that nude Scott Brown
He’s showing a lot
His bum, his wee-wee
(Why’s Lynnrockets always pickin’ on me)

Posted on May 21, 2010, in Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Scott Brown, Sean Hannity, Songs, Talk Radio, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Hilarious!

    BTW, Former TAX attorney, Michele “Birther” Bachmann forgot to pay her property taxes on time. Someone suggested she didn’t get her farm subsidy check FROM THE GOVERNMENT in time.

  2. Oh I like this one. Love the song. No, there is nothing more fun than watching the Repugs first sink one by one due to their hypocritical “family values” then the remaining (probably because they have not been outted as yet) eat the leftovers. Yummy!

  3. Just saw nswfm’s comment. Shame on Michele. Shame. Shame.

  4. Everyone for themselves

    It’s refreshing to see politicians worry about losing their jobs. Maybe Specter’s demise gave Brown, and the three other Republicans, a jolt of enthusiasm for doing the right thing.

    Considering that rednecks brayed the loudest over the Wall St. bailout, it’s shocking to see that Red State Republicans are not in the least bit worried about being tossed out of office.

  5. hey Lynn, wordpress suggests 6 or 8 tags max. That’ll make it easier to get found in a search. Just trying to help. I don’t care to comment on the buff Mr. Brown.
    Here’s another blog that you may like.

  6. GO TO NORTH KOREA BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE YOU BELONG! TOO BAD STALIN ISN’T AROUND TO SPREAD THE WEALTH I MEAN GENOCIDE OF MILLIONS. Tea-baggers? You are clueless and I feel sorry for you; I cannot fathom being as lost as you are. Are you crazy or just slow? Go build a fort in the woods because you Theodore are perfect for each other.

  7. Special K (NJ)

    Back in 2009. when the bailout bill was in limbo,
    We could point a finger at Specter, Collins and Snowe
    (Specter was then a viable RINO)
    For sending it forward, voting “yea” rather than “no”.

    Now it would seem there are four–
    Collins and Snowe plus Grassley and Brown–
    On whom we can’t count for consistency,
    Especially when big chips are down.

    They’re adherents to the “Ev Dirksen principle”—
    Uttered in jest–that has met the test of time:
    “I’m a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which
    Is to be completely flexible at all times”.

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