Sump Pumps And Sarah Palin Both Suck

First she appeared before the Bowling League Convention. Next it was the Liquor Wholesalers’ Convention and Wednesday Sarah Palin spoke at an event sponsored by a firm that specializes in the manufacture of battery backup sump pump systems. Really, can it get any better than this? What is next, the Toilet Scrubber Convention?

We will not even get into the content of her speech. Suffice to say it included the words, “rogue”, “hope-y change-y”, “clinging to guns and religion”, “socialism”, “Obama Care” and a completely inane diatribe having something to do with a girls’ high school basketball team and the new Arizona racist immigrant law. You know, the usual Palin word salad.

This is a beautiful Saturday here in Boston, so let’s just pull out one of our old Sarah Palin television theme parodies.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song.

Gilligan’s Island theme link: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Gilligans_Island.html

SARAH’S ISLAND

(Sung to the theme of tv’s “Gilligan’s Island”)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a strange kinship
That started with the First Dude, Todd
And ends with Baby Tripp

Wife Sarah was Alaska’s guv’nor
Her husband a drop-out
Five children with really strange names
Hillbillies there’s no doubt.    Hillbillies there’s no doubt.

The election started getting rough
Mack needed a V.P.
He focused his attention on the Great White North
His savior Sarah P.    His savior Sarah P.

She could not handle interviews her strategy was
Senile
Too “Mavericky”
“You Betcha’s” too
“Joes Sixpack and the Plumber”
“Hockey Moms”
“The Pitbull with Lipstick on”
and, a Beehive hairstyle.

So this is the tale of the Palin Clan
The campaign was reduced to dust
Bristol had a baby boy
Levi’s mom, a bust

Sarah and her husband, Todd
Returned to the family nest
She had some softball interviews
Tough issues weren’t addressed

No Charles, no Kate, no CNN
Sure no M-S-N-B-C
They all use “Gotcha Questions”
That’s not her cup of tea

So join them here each week good friends
Fox, you can stay awhile
Greta and Hasselback will be here too

Here on “Palins Isle”

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Posted on May 15, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Fox News, Greta Van Susteren, Joe Sixpack, Joe The Plumber, John McCain, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, Theme, Todd Palin, TV and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. awesomely funny!!

  2. You know you’ve arrived when you are the headline act at the sump pump convention. This is complete confirmation that she is nothing but a money-sucking whore.

    Her little apple hasn’t fallen fall from the tree, either—look at her record on abstinence with a toddler since that worked out so well.
    McCain is probably too far gone mentally to realize what havoc he’d unleashed on the world.

  3. Making a killing for Jesus

    It did get better! The grifter made it to the promised land-the NRA convention.

    Apparently, she’s an admitted redneck (who knew?). The jet-setting, millionaire reactionary Republican’s message? Socialists will take away rednecks’ guns (so help me God). Republicans-very modestly-just want tax cuts (for the rich).

    So vote Republican! Everybody wins! Everybody’s happy!

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