Will Somebody Please Blow The Whistle On Bristol?

Enough is enough already. Bristol Palin was strutting her stuff in New York last night at an event sponsored by the “dress like a teen ho” company known as Candies. You know, the company that brought us these understated advertisements for teens:

The famously pregnant unwed teen daughter of Sarah Palin now has some sort of an unspecified spokesperson’s position with the Candies Foundation who’s stated mission is “to educate America’s youth about the devastating consequences of teenage pregnancy”. Candies also relies upon Britney Spears to push its products. Is that some sort of mixed message or what?

Bristol Palin used her Big Apple appearance to take the opportunity to speak to People magazine about unwed motherhood. The young Palin said,

[My parents] are there for support when I need it emotionally, but I’m on my own financially. I work an 8-to-5 job, five days a week. I’m doing it by myself. I live by myself, I’m working to provide for [my son]. It is difficult. Financially, it’s very difficult. I’d say the majority of any paycheck I ever receive is going to Tripp. Child care is very expensive, formula is expensive, diapers are expensive – and you don’t think about that as a kid, at all.

Just wondering, but what is Ms. Palin’s “8 to 5 job, five days a week”? Does she work at some retail establishment like most school aged young women? If so, was she able to make it back from New York early enough last night to be in at 8:00 a.m. this morning? What about that consulting business she opened a few months ago, does she work at that each day from 8 to 5? If so, who are these clients that have hired a high school drop-out as a consultant? Does the Candies Foundation pay her? Didn’t Bristol also receive a $ 21,000.00 lump sum from father Levi Johnston for past due child support and doesn’t she receive an additional $ 1,750.00 per month from him?

For some reason I think that Bristol Palin has it a lot easier than most young unwed mothers.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

I Want Candy song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw

SHE WEARS CANDIES

(sung to the Bow Wow Wow song “I Want Candy”)

I know a girl who’ll take some heat
Candies pays this gal to speak
She’s got a mother that is a liar
Sarah sucks like a vampire

She wears Candies
She wears Candies

Bristol’s preachin’ all over town
She should shut-up and sit down
She don’t know squat about abstinence
She’s got a big case of arrogance

She wears Candies
She wears Candies
Yeah

(musical interlude)

Bristol is a gal that should know better
She should be sporting a scarlet letter
She left school cuz she was failin’
Just like almost every Palin

She wears Candies
She wears Candies
She wears Candies
She wears Candies

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

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Posted on May 6, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. So sick of the whole lying, grifting bunch of them.

  2. Celebrity Apprentice

    The best candidate “to educate America’s youth about the devastating consequences of teenage pregnancy”? Perhaps some dead-broke high school drop-out who’s been abandoned by the child’s father. Of course, Candies and People magazine wouldn’t be interested in just any hapless unwed pregnant teenager.

    The Palin hillbillies seem to be living proof that you don’t need an education.

  3. Great lyrics Lynn.

  4. Can’t wait till their entire BS story blows up in collective face of the First Family of Failure and Grifting. If they didn’t have their (plastic surgery) looks, no one in America would be paying attention to them. The media just pushes them because they are photogenic, like Anna Nicole Smith, which of course, didn’t end well.

  5. Can’t wait till their entire BS story blows up in collective face of the First Family of Failure and Grifting. If they didn’t have their (plastic surgery) looks, no one in America would be paying attention to them. The media just pushes them because they are photogenic, like Anna Nicole Smith, which of course, didn’t end well.

    Great work on the lyrics, also, too.

  6. I’m using the world famous “fat finger” excuse.

    Actually, I hit enter and thought I caught it, but not so lucky.

  7. Haha I am really the first comment to this awesome article?

  8. Heh I am actually the first reply to this amazing article?!?

  9. Bristol Palin is proof that the apple doesn’t fall far from its tree. It’s absolutely sickening to know that she’s preaching something she doesn’t begin to practice. Thanks to her mother’s wealth, she will never have to experience the emotional stress and financial hardships that are the lot of so many teenaged mothers. Furthermore, now that she is 20, she is no longer a teenaged mother but someone who became a mother as a teen. Along with the hypocrisy from someone who is doing quite well, Bristol is an adult. As time goes by, her age at her son’s birth will matter less and less while her ability to raise him to productive, healthy adulthood will matter more and more. However, given the family’s character, I have my doubts in that area.

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