Daily Archives: May 3, 2010

I Got Nothin’

Ever have one of those days when you find that you are simply unprepared for the day’s events? You know, forgot your homework; didn’t study enough for the big test; ill prepared for the work presentation (or in my case, court hearing); forgot clean underwear and had that car accident your parents warned you about? Well, I’m having one of those days today. Consequently, there will be none of the usual incisive, comprehensively researched, yet fun Republican bashing this morning.

Over the weekend we had a number of family events to attend. Additionally, although trivial in comparison to the Gulf oil spill or the deadly storms in the South-East, we had a massive water main break in Boston this weekend which has left numerous cities and towns either boiling water or getting sick. I’m OK, the dog got sick. Oops, my bad! Finally, as the result of Noah-like flooding in Boston in March, both the IRS and the state Dept. of Revenue were kind enough to grant Bostonians an extension for tax filing until May 11th. Unfortunately, I took advantage of the extension and now I must attend to those taxes. Hey Tea-Baggers, please keep in mind that I am not complaining about the amount of taxes that I will pay, but only the process of preparing the returns.

So, here I sit this morning at my desk gathering paperwork and drinking a nice cold refreshing glass of water… Oh, No. Well, I’m off to the bathroom. I hope to have a more on topic post later. In the meantime, please enjoy a simple upbeat television theme song parody about Sarah Palin.

Almost forgot. Congratulations to the Boston Bruins for their game one overtime victory over the Philadelphia Flyers on Saturday afternoon. Game two is tonight at 7:00 p.m. EST.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Laverne and Shirley theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZmimJGmrUQ


(sung to the TV theme song “Laverne and Shirley”)

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
She heels, she grovels, Exxon Oil Incorporated
She went and blew it

Any foolish chance, she’ll take it
Give her any rule, she’ll break it
If you’re not on her team, screw you
Her way or no way

She’s a political hack now
Just like her pal, Johnny Mac now
And Russia’s always within view
“Drill Baby Drill”  Yay!

When she’s talking it’s a lie
Won’t admit that oil’s exhaustible
Palin once rode the short bus
And we all knew it

Dresses like a curbside ho’ now
Daughter Bristol can’t say “no” now
She’s Joe the Plumber’s dream come true
And she wants it her way, not our way
Take it or just screw you
And she wants it her way, not our way

Makin’ her dreams come true

Screw me and you