Tea-Baggers Are Chagrined To Learn Obama Helps Them

CNN posted an interesting piece online yesterday. It reported that President Obama claims that the Tea-Baggers should thank him for reducing their taxes. The Confused Tea-Baggers constantly harp on about how the President is raising their taxes. Truth be told however, Obama has reduced their taxes. The White House noted Thursday that federal taxes were reduced by $173 billion in 2009 and said that the average tax refund is about 10 percent higher than last year.

Speaking at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Thursday night, the president touted tax cuts in the stimulus measure and the fact that the tax rate has not been increased for those making less than $250,000 a year.

“So I’ve been amused in recent days by these people having rallies,” he told the crowd at the fundraiser to laughter. “I think they should be saying thank you.”

Lynnrockets agrees.

OK, now for the funny stuff. Today’s song parody is my version of the Tea-Baggers’ National Anthem. As Sarah Palin would say, in honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to have more fun singing along. (As an aside, please note that the music video link is in honor of recently deceased filmmaker, John Hughes and is a clip from his wonderful film, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

Twist And Shout song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUrOMB-iBLk&feature=related

BITCH AND SHOUT

(sung to The Beatles version of the song “Twist And Shout”)

Well, make it up, ladies, now (make it up, ladies)
Bitch and shout (bitch and shout)
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, ladies, now (come on ladies)
Know what you’re talkin’ about (talking about)

Start spreadin’ some doubt, honey (spreadin’ some doubt)
Wear your pillowcase hood (pointy hood)
You got the bullshit flowin’ now (bullshit flowin’)
And you’re sportin’ some wood (didn’t know you could)

Just make it up, baby, now (make it up, baby)
Bitch and shout (bitch and shout)
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (come on baby)
You got to start spreadin’ doubt (start spreading doubt)

Just show your twisted little world (shit little world)
Hold up your twisted sign (twisted sign)
Go on up, bitch a little closer, now (bitch a little closer)
And just hold that party line (hold that party line)

Ah
Ahh
Ahhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhhh

Yeah, you’re frothing like rabies, now (frothing like rabies)
Bitch and shout (bitch and shout)
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (come on baby)
Jumping and screeching out loud (screaming out loud)

Just show your twisted little world (shit little world)
Hold up your twisted sign (twisted sign)
Go on up, bitch a little closer, now (bitch a little closer)
And just hold that party line (hold that party line)

Well, fake it, fake it, fake it, baby, now (make it up, baby)
Well, fake it, fake it, fake it, baby, now (make it up, baby)
Well, fake it, fake it, fake it, baby, now (make it up, baby)

Ah
Ahh
Ahhh
Ahhhh

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Posted on April 17, 2010, in Barack Obama, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Well done, lynnrockets, well done. National anthem indeed.

  2. Squeaky wheel gets the grease

    Of course, the teabagger cheerleaders at Pox didn’t get any Socialist tax cuts. How they pine for the Bush glory days! No need for moral justification of selfishness: tax cuts for the rich would solve all our economic problems! God bless america!

    The teabagging rabble did receive tax cuts but are no happier, and in need a cause to rally around. They’re pining for their glory days. When everything was swell, Americans were real, and Washington politicians listened!

  3. President Obama could have given them mansions, new cars, meals for a year AND a tax cut. They’d still hate him because he isn’t white.

  4. It becomes more and more obvious that it’s not about taxes, it’s that we have an African American president and Faux news and company have fueled the fire with their fear mongering tactics. These people are deathly afraid of ANY change and can’t comprehend any explanation that won’t fit on a bumper sticker.

    And how ’bout them Republicans standing strong promising to filibuster finance reform ON THE SAME DAY that the SEC goes after Goldman Sachs? Impeccable timing. Does anybody really want to be on Wall Street’s side right now?

  5. My taxes went down significantly under Obama.

    I barely pay any taxes now that I’m unemployed.

    Whoops, was that racist?

    • And thanks to Obama and the Democrats, you will receive extended unemployment benefits to tide you over until they pull us out of Bush and the Republicans’ recession. Then, when you return to work, you will benefit from the middle class tax cuts that the Obama and the Democrats have passed.You have surely been saved.

  6. The Tea Baggers, as well as using a name of a rather interesting sexual practice loved by gay men, are really just Goldman Sach’s bitch. And yes, they are a bunch of inbred white trash racists.

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