Palin and Bachmann, The Dynamic Duo Of Dimwittery

As we have said so many times in the past, sometimes these stories just write themselves. The two biggest female Republican maroons in the nation will share the stage not once, but twice on the same day. Sarah Palin will host a fundraiser for Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann on April 7th and then later that night the dynamic duo of dimwittery will appear together at a free G.O.P. rally at the Minneapolis Convention Center. This pairing might constitute the best example of female airheadedness since the Doublemint Twins stopped airing television commercials (“Double your pleasure. Double your fun with Doublemint gum”).

For those of you planning to entertain yourselves with a little comedy by attending either or both of these events, you should add to your fun by partaking in the official “Palin/Bachmann Drinking Game” The rules are easy to memorize.  Before leaving home for the show, simply take out a piece of paper and jot down five or six words or phrases that either of the two brain-trusts are likely to utter during their speeches. For example, you might choose “abortion”, “Death Panels”, “Socialist”, “tax cuts”, “Tea Party” and “Ya Betcha”. Next, grab a bottle of your favorite adult beverage (Jameson’s Irish Whiskey for me) and take it with you to the event.

Now here is the fun part. Every time that one of the Republican idiot women utters one of those words or phrases during her speech, you must take a drink from your bottle. In the case of Palin/Bachmann, you should be flummoxed within the first ten minutes and that my friends, is the object of the game. A secondary benefit is that everyone that plays, also wins! The best part of the game however, is that you will be unable to remember anything either one of these light-weights said when you wake up the next morning (or afternoon).

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody which describes the Palin/Bachmann friendship.

And a merry St. Patrick’s Day to all of you!

Lynnrockets begins his day!

Two Of Us song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Y3PlmwnRM

TWO OF US

(sung to the Beatles song “Two Of Us”)

Two of us dying our hair
Spending someone’s hard earned pay
You and me both conniving
Numbers diving in all recent polls
Our brains out on loan
Just like Fred Flintstone
We are two clones

Two of us freakin’ retards
Signing book sleeves at the mall
Sending Twitter dispatches
Try and catch us as we mount our thrones
We have empty domes
Just watch our mouths foam
We love to drone

We both have short memories
Like a dead end road
There’s nothing in our heads

Two of us spewing misquotes
Stooping so low, having fun
Never reading the papers
Scheming capers on the telephone
From our pricey homes
In the twilight zone
We are two clones

We both have short memories
Like a dead end road
There’s nothing in our heads

Bachmann is casting “No” votes
Palin showboats with her guns
Both of them are just fakers
Trouble makers when they’re not at home
Whereabouts unknown
They’ll reap what they’ve sown
They are two clones

They are just two clones

Yes sir

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Posted on March 17, 2010, in Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Songs, Tea Party and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. That anyone would even go to these events is astonishing…and a little frightening.

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day, fellow Rocketeers!

  2. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

  3. Dim and Dimmer!

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