Scott Brown, The Newest Republican Clown

Scott Brown (R) MA models his finely tailored birthday suit.

The newest, nudest and creepiest Republican senator has jumped into the spotlight yet again. The clothing challenged, confirmed shoplifter that was recently elected by the voters of Massachusetts has voiced his opposition to health care reform in this week’s G.O.P. radio and internet address. He accused President Barack Obama and Democrats on Saturday of a “bitter, destructive and endless” drive to pass health overhaul legislation. He also said,

Somehow, the greater the public opposition to the health care bill, the more determined they seem to force it on us anyway.

Apparently however, Brown is unaware of the most recent polling results which contradict his position. The most recent AP/GfK poll reveals that 50% of Americans believe the health care system should be changed “a great deal” and only 4% believe that the system should not be changed. Then again, why should Brown allow facts to get in his way? Moreover, Brown is a hypocrite. The Boston Globe reports:

Brown, as a state senator in Massachusetts, voted in favor of the universal-coverage law in that state. The bill he supported in Massachusetts has a number of features in common with the Democrats’ legislation, including a mandate for nearly everyone to be covered.

Are those flip-flops that Brown is sporting beneath his naked body? Every time that I see or read about this guy, I feel the need to take a shower.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Centerfold song link:


(sung to the J. Geils Band song “Centerfold”)

C’mon !
Does he walk? Does he talk?
Is he G.O.P.?
Scott Brown’s a Men’s Room angel
Larry Craig would share his seat

His buns are white like snowflakes
No underwear to stain
He poses like a sweet angel
Naked but with no brain

This sad guy loves posing in those porno magazines
He’s like a nudist angel and he’s pimping out his teens

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
That Scott Brown is the centerfold
Scott Brown is the centerfold

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
Scott Brown is the centerfold

Nude behind his Senate desk
This girlie man should be in a dress
Can he see that Larry Craig
Is giving him the eye

He is naked but for shoes
Much too indecent for the news
You must wear clothes on TV
They told that Scott Brown guy

Wear diapers like Dave Vitter
They do not cover  much
Or simply wear a negligee
That would be a nice touch

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
That Scott Brown is the centerfold
Scott Brown is the centerfold

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
Scott Brown is the centerfold

(na, na, na, na, na, na…..)

It’s okay we understand
Scott’s nudity should not be banned
But while prancing on the Senate lawn
We wish he would keep his clothes on

Take his truck, Yes he will
He’ll take that truck and drive it
He says the cab has lots of room
For his ass and his private

He says that his bod’s really ripped
He loves it when his clothes are stripped
Oh, no, Scott can’t deny it
Oh yeah, it’s time for him to diet!

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
That Scott Brown is the centerfold
Scott Brown is the centerfold

He must be cold
A naked man if truth be told
Scott Brown is the centerfold



Posted on March 15, 2010, in Republican, Scott Brown, Songs and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 23 Comments.

  1. How did he get elected with his shoplifting record? His argument about health care makes no sense next to the “Obama’s Waterloo” comments from his fellow Repubs.

  2. The King has no clothes

    Endless debate? Absent the Fillibuster, bitter Republicans would rather start all over again, once more, later on, maybe.

    Destructive? If Republicans could blame Iran-or China, Muslims, and communist foreigners-for all the Americans who die needlessly for lack of healthcare, we’d be at war in no time. Bombs away!

    Republicans threatening to base their re-election prospects on repealing reform? Good luck to Lieberman with that!

  3. Just a thought.Sarah P and Scott Brown should Ditch partners(In the grand old Republican tradition)Or not that works for the GOPers also!(Or is it also too)Hook up as a naked comedy team(now that would be funny)The good part is they would’nt have to say a word(Just a mind picture of this has me laughing)Come to think of it they have nothing to say any way.

  4. You know that guy with the beer belly eating a hot-dog and and smoking a cigarette? I don’t want to tell him how to live his life. I also don’t want to pay for his health care. The irony is the government is already paying for 50% of his health care. Criminy, that health care reform bill is closer to what we Republicans want than what you Democrats want. Brown should act like a conservative and take profit while he can. I agree with this Republican:,0,3364029.story

    But I also want the public option included. That’s why I encourage all to help out a little here ($5.00):

  5. Scott Brown can’t stand up for Main Street cause he’s down on all fours for Wall Street!

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