Sarah Palin Is A Lying Liar Who Can’t Stop Lying!

Lynnrockets’ Blast-Off apologizes to all of you readers for our aborted attempt to return to the blogosphere following the hiatus which was necessitated by a recent death in the family. We also apologize to Sarah Palin for using the word, “aborted”. As the result of our family loss, we have elected to relocate  to a small “island” community off the coast of, and slightly north of the City of Boston. In a sense, we have returned to, dare we say, the “Lynnrockets Compound” so as to provide  more comprehensive emotional support to a grieving family member. The locale is beautiful and includes three sided ocean views and a wonderful unobstructed view of the Boston skyline. In many regards the situation is idyllic in that it brings a close loving family even closer (not to mention, many beaches for our two dogs to run rampant upon), but it has also presented some obstacles.

To begin, moving is always a problem. In our situation the process is complicated by having to deal with two housefuls of furniture and belongings. We must decide which furnishings from each home to keep in the new location and which to donate to charity. Thankfully the new home is much larger than the old one, so there is more space to keep some of our long cherished keepsakes. Another problem is what to do with the old house. Although the real estate market here in Boston has weathered the economic downturn better than most all other U.S. cities, it is still not the optimum time to be selling. On the other hand, renting the old house presents such problems as deleading, re-metering and a lot of other work. I have the feeling that this decision will be long in the making but that also provides the opportunity to take our time moving furniture and other belongings. One final problem is my “antique car”. We have a 1953 Dodge Coronet in original condition and with only 38,000 miles. The car has been in my family since my great aunt bought it for herself in 1953 as a present to commemorate her retirement from the Boston & Maine Railroad. It needs just a little TLC such as replacing some of the rubber parts. Other than that, it is pristine. It is a hunter green four door sedan with a cream roof.  Anyone interested?

Lastly, the move has caused the usual computer problems (Reader, BigPete might know what I’m talking about). Despite being only seven miles from a major city, the internet connection was somewhat complicated. Additionally, I try not not to blog from the office. I prefer to keep those worlds a bit separate. So, to make a long story just a little bit less long, I was unable to update the blog for awhile. Hopefully the blogging issues have now been resolved and we can get back to the business of saving America.

First of all, Health Care Reform of some sort must be passed in the near future. Although the present Senate bill is faulty in many ways (most notably by the absence of a public option), it is far superior to anything that the Republicans are in favor of. All Americans agree that the present system (if it can be called a system at all) is broken and unsustainable. Some corrective measure must be taken to ensure that all citizens have access to affordable quality driven health care services. The Senate bill, if passed through reconciliation, provides some very important reforms such as the abolition of the pre-existing condition exclusion and the cap on benefits and it also provides a good foundation for future legislative improvements.

We all should remember that equal rights legislation was a piecemeal process over a number of years that would have been impossible to pass in one massive bill. Health care reform with the ultimate goal of a single payer system can be achieved in the same way. It can also be derailed for generations if this Congress does not pass some sort of reform in this session. It is certain that the Democrats are going to face losses in the midterm elections regardless of whether health care reform passes or not. Consequently, why not pass the bill and prove to the American people that this Congress was capable of passing some sort of legislation that was for the benefit of the people if for no other reason than to do the morally correct thing?

By the way, Lynnrockets endorses the following health care reform policy. Democrats get a universal single payer health care system. Republicans keep the same broken high price system that we have today. Independents can either stay in the current system or register for the Democratic system but pay a massively high co-pay as the result of being late to the party. Simple! Anyone with me?

Now finally to our favorite subject. You guessed it. Sarah Palin. The educationally challenged, crib note authoring, former ex-quitting governor of Alaska has stepped in it yet again. Has there ever been a more flip-flopping, hypocritical and confused so-called political policy leader in the history of this great nation of ours? I for one cannot identify her equal. She was already the recipient of the award for the Biggest Lie of 2009 for her “death panel” remarks and now she has started lying once again in 2010.

The most recent Palin fiasco concerns her obsession with the Canadian single payer health care system. For most of the last year, Palin has been branding the Canadian system as an inefficient failure. Indeed, this mostly unemployed American citizen has called upon our sovereign ( and to our Republican readers, “sovereign” means “Not controlled by others. Independent.”) nation neighbor to dismantle its health care system and to implement a privatized insurance based system like ours. Then, Palin agreed to speak at a fundraiser for two Ontario hospitals before she backed out upon realizing that she would then be supporting  just the type of socialized health care system that she claimed that she opposed. Then, only last week while speaking at a paid event in Calgary, Alberta, Palin confessed that her family had actually crossed into Canada to access medical services that she claimed were not available to her family in the United States. She said,

…we used to hustle on over the border for health care that we would receive in Whitehorse. I remember my brother, he burned his ankle in some little kid accident thing, and my parents had to put him on a train and rush him over to Whitehorse, and I think, ‘Isn’t that kind of ironic now’. Zooming over the border, getting health care from Canada.

So let’s get this straight. In “Sarah’s World” the Canadian health care system should be derailed so that families like her own cannot access health care services that might not be available to them in this country? Things got even murkier however when it was recently revealed that the whole “burned ankle/Canadian treatment” incident might not have even happened. A fellow by the name of Jeff Brady reported in the Skagway News website in 2007 that Palin’s version of the incident was a bit different:

Palin drew from her Skagway past to illustrate her point. Her brother burned his foot badly jumping through a fire, and her mother had to take him down to Juneau on the ferry to the hospital. “All these years later, that’s still what people have to rely on here in some instances,” she said.

So which story is correct, Sarah. Were you lying in 2007 or last week? Enquiring minds want to know.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Fire And Rain song link:


(sung to the James Taylor song “Fire And Rain”)

One warm July morning they let me know you were gone
Sarah, the eggs you laid put an end to you
I woke up this morning and I wrote down this song
I hope the blogosphere transmits it to you

I’ve seen liars that are insane
I’ve seen money games involving your best friends
I’ve seen phoney lines you’ve spread again and again
But I’m awfully glad that I witnessed your end

Won’t it be great when you leave us
And stick your head in the sand
We just might declare a brand new holiday
Palin you’re shaking and do not understand
Why we can’t wait for you to go away

Oh, I’ve seen liars that just cause pain
I’ve seen sunny days that you somehow turned to rain
You committed crimes, on that we can depend
But you’ll next work at a bar that you can tend

If we only timed everytime you whined we’d have had so damn much fun
Lord knows when your temper shows you emit a funny sound
Well we’ve hours of time to reminisce and pine of the days of Tweetle-Dumb
Pipe dreams and young pregnant teens, a beauty pageant crown

Oh, I’ve seen ire and much disdain
I’ve seen lack of praise and of respect, without end
I’ve seen wicked times that I never will defend
But I never thought I’d see Sarah Palin reach the bitter end, now

Glad we get to witness your downward trend
They’ll be a few things people will say about this clown, now
Glad to see you, glad to see you boarding that train now…..


Posted on March 11, 2010, in Republican, Sarah Palin, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.

  1. First of all, I am sorry for the loss in your family. That being said, I really can’t understand the hatred you on the Left have for Sarah Palin. She is the Governor of Alaska for Pete’s sake.

    Is it the fear that Palin might divert the country from the headlong course of destruction that the Obama admin is currently on? If that is the case, then you should thank her. Even more so if you have children. They will have to pay for your Liberalism at some point.

    If you disagree with Palin, then debate the issues. If you simply run along like lemmings to the cues of Keith Olbermann and Bill Mahr, then it would seem that you are not intellectually robust.

    Personally, I don’t hate the President. I have never said, nor will I ever, “I hate Obama”. To act this way without thought seems petty, because it is.

    • Thank you for your kind words regarding my loss.

      As for Sarah Palin however, I must disagree with you. First of all, she is NOT “the Governor of Alaska”. You might remember that she quit that position after serving only half a term last July. If you read most of the past palin articles on this blog, you will see that I have been more than willing to factually address the issues with Palin on numerous occasions. Her arguments generally do not stand up well against facts.

      As for your contention that the Obama administration is sending our country on a “headlong course of destruction” please explain exactly how so. Wasn’t it the 8 long years of Bush and the 6 long years of Republican congressional majority which lead to the financial meltdown that Obama and the Democrats inherited? Where was all the outrage when Bush and the Republicans ran the federal deficit to historical highs while cutting taxes (and thereby reducing the govt.’s ability to reduce the deficit) at the same time?

      Seems to me that Obama and the Democrats were the medicine that the doctor prescribed. That is why the Republicans were so unceremoniously voted out of office.

  2. Great post, Lynnrockets! Glad to have you back!

    @ DreadPiratesRoberts

    Maybe you missed the memo last July but Mrs. Palin QUIT! She is not the governor of Alaska.

    Lighten up, ye dread pirate! Arggghhh, me matey. LynnRockets runs a satirical blog. If you have no sense of humor (and clearly, you don’t) then hie your sad sack jowls off to other climes….and take your freaking parrot (talking points) with you.

    • Nicely said. Might you be an actual pirate?

      • Naw. A Viking marauder and pillager. When I go a-viking, I take Thork ThreeLegs, Harold HairyShanks, and Huw MoriBund…..and tuck in as many kegs of ale in my longboat as possible. Keeps things jolly….unlike the Un-Jolly Rogers who have to be serious and dreaded all the time.

        btw….It’s my opinion that the “DreadPirates” of the blog world are running scared of something. Why else would they pack heat in their blog monikers?

      • If I were not such a die-hard Packers fan, I might like to join your band of merry men.

  3. Setting Political Neophytes straight:

    One you attain office, you are forever titled by that position. If you are mayor, but retire, you are titled as “Mayor Jones” not “former Mayor Jones”. Certainly you must know this. Isn’t “former” President Clinton addressed simply as “President Clinton”?

    On the headlong course of destruction: Spending more in 1 year than in 8 years under Bush. Need I go on? Do you spend 8X more than you earn each month? If not, then you understand doing so is a course of destruction.

    • But in your initial comment, you said that Sarah Palin “is” the governor of Alaska. She IS NOT. Sean Parnell “is” the governor of Alaska.

      Again, where was the outrage when Bush spent more than 10 times in his term than Clinton spent during his? Republicans spend like Democrats when in power and then complain about spending when they have no power.

  4. conscious at last

    Thanks for your wonderful blog and songs- I jut love it!

    Also, too, methinks it’s unhealthy to try to make any sense of SP– no matter how you manage to “deconstruct” her prose, you’ll almost certainly end up with a headache.

  5. Happy to see you back, lynnrockets.

    By the way, Lynnrockets endorses the following health care reform policy. Democrats get a universal single payer health care system. Republicans keep the same broken high price system that we have today. Independents can either stay in the current system or register for the Democratic system but pay a massively high co-pay as the result of being late to the party. Simple! Anyone with me?

    I love this idea and am definitely with you on that. As Rep Grayson said (paraphrasing), the Republicans don’t what you to get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly. Might be nice for them to get a taste of their own medicine.

    (Getting a new car tomorrow, so I’m sorry to have to pass on your offer, but my favorite color IS green! 🙂 )

  6. For at least the last four decades the government has run health care, and their solution to government is more government. Right now the national debt sits at about $14 trillion dollars, roughly $45,000 per American.

    Since President Kennedy the government has run a debtor nation. It seems the only way to fund an ever growing beast of a government is taxes, and more debt. No matter how well intended the program may be, it only brings more debt on us and future generations.

    In a time when our country is reaping the destruction of over spending, our government says to spend more. Spend our way into prosperity. This cannot be done. To end this downward spiral we need to end our foreign presence, abolish the Federal Reserve, cut taxes and spending.

    Our economy cannot be fixed overnight, and according to some it may take ip to decade for the economy to get back to a healthy status. If we don’t, I fear that one day that we all will be using baskets full of cash to buy bread.

    • Spoken like an honest Libertarian. I commend you for your strict adherence to the political philosophy that you espouse. I also agree that America’s foreign presence must be reduced. I do not however, agree that “the government has run our health care”.

      I believe that the insurance industry has run our health care, but for the Medicare system which I feel is a much better program. i also believe that it is time to regulate the insurers in a much more aggressive fashion.

      I enjoy our discourse and hope to continue.

  7. You and I may see things from different sides of the tracks, but isn’t that what makes this country so gosh darn special? I would be deeply honored if you would take a look at a couple of posts on my blog and give your inputs: “Ann Coultergiest” is no.1 on Kieth Olberman’s not worst person in the world list, and America’s obsession with torture and the Hannity syndrome.

    Once again, its good to see you voicing your opinion again and I am glad that you are doing better.


  8. Hey! Re-welcome back again!

    Quite the shock to find a new post-what happyness and joy!

    Yes to a universal single payer health care system, like in all other
    A-list industrialized countries……. and “communist” Costa Rica.

    Yes, Costa Rica is above us in the world-wide Healthcare rankings.
    No, Limbaugh is now too embarrassed to threaten to move there.

  9. Wonderful post. I am so sorry for your loss, and we missed you. Your new location sounds beautiful. I hope it works out for all concerned. And re: the car, I will ask my son if he thinks his friend who buys and restores old cars might be interested. To your smackdown of the commenter above – thanks. How many times do we have to repeat: she is not the GOVERNOR. She QUIT. They really are dense, aren’t they?

  10. Don’t Believe Everything You Read, or see, even if it is writing, especially if it is a preacher or a politician it now seems.. not even too many of the so called professionals..

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