The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun!

I apologize to all of you for the long delay in posting, but I am sure that you can understand that when you lose a loved one it takes a while to get your wits back and to fall back into the daily groove. I would also like to thank all of you that sent supportive messages during my absence. They were very comforting during this most difficult time.

That being said, now it is time to get back to business. Thankfully, once again Sarah Palin has leapt to the front of the daily news  queue. She seems to have a knack for injecting herself into the news cycle whenever the Democrats have a positive development. This time she chose the day of President Obama’s National Health Care Reform Summit to announce that she will be the headline speaker at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting to be held in Charlotte, North Carolina on May 14th. The forum is undoubtedly  a step up from her already scheduled speaking gigs at the National Bowling Convention and The Liquor Wholesalers Convention. Just the same, it fits in neatly with the allegedly gun-toting mama bear’s manufactured persona as a sexy, tough “Joanne Sixpack”. Rumor has it however, that the former ex-quitting governor of Alaska was actually only the second choice of the NRA. The first choice of the riflemen was the former Face-Shooter in Chief, Dick Cheney but his fifth heart attack will sideline him for awhile.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

It’s Still Rock And Roll To Me link:


(sung to the Billy Joel song “It’s Still Rock and Roll To Me ”)

What’s the matter with the clothes she’s wearing?
I believe they’re made from wolf hide
Maybe she should buy a new pair of glasses
She’s lookin’ just a bit pie-eyed
Just when you think Sarah’s sounding kinda murky,
She gives an interview while someone kills a turkey
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout polar bears
Funny, but it’s still lock and load for she

What’s the matter with the plane that she’s flying?
It’s not the one she sold on Ebay
She likes to leave the State of Alaska
With her family every single day
First she gave a speech in Minneapolis
Next she was headed right out to Indianapolis
Next day, Green Bay, then it’s off to LA
It’s still lock and load for she

Oh, it doesn’t matter what they say in the papers
‘Cause it’s always been the same damn scene.
She has to leave the state,
‘Cause the politics of hate dictate a nasty travel routine…
Spending the taxpayers’ green.

How about those ethics violations?
And Sarah Baby’s song and dance
She would really love to jail the complainants
If she only had half a chance.
And then there’s Levi and his TV interviews,
If he isn’t careful, he’ll be sporting cement shoes
Defense funds, end runs, new guns for everyone
It’s still lock and load for she

What’s the matter with the company she’s keepin’?
Don’t she know that they’re out of touch?
Like Sarah, they lack a strong education
Can’t accuse them of knowin’ much
That seems to be OK with the G.O.P.
Who needs college when you have a G.E.D.
It’s the new cool, no school, milky eyes and mouth drool
And Sarah is the big Queen bee
Everybody’s talkin’ bout the new party
Funny, but it’s still the same G.O.P.

Posted on February 25, 2010, in Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.

  1. Glad you are back, lynnrockets. People who know how to use guns don’t need Levi to show them how to shoot the one in the box under the bed, do they?

    [Not glad about Cheney–I can’t believe he even has a heart to have had another heart attack. (What about that health care Dick gets, GOPers? Not good enough for the rest of the country, eh?)]

    I think the NRA thing for $P/Granny Grifter is to deflect all the speculation about the baby switcheroo….

  2. LOL… I remember hearing the Title of the blog’s song on the Dr. Demento show! LOL memories…

    Welcome back. Sharpen that pencil, adjust your cap, and jump right back in!

  3. Julie Brown is the same gal who sang the song about the fifth year freshman at UCLA. Different song and just one line, but it kind of fits with Palin and her college career.
    Glad you’re back and my condolences for your loss.

  4. Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

    So sorry to hear about your loss, lynnrockets. Laughter heals, and heaven knows you’ve sent plenty of great funny my way. I’ll be thinking about you.

    Ripley in CT: Another Dr. Demento fan? Eeeee! Care to join me in a chorus of “Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads/Fish heads, fish heads, eat ’em up, yum!”?

    • Mrs. TBB!!! I am convinced that growing up with the Dr. made me smarter! I brought my love for him to college and indoctrinated my share of unsuspecting Dementoids and Dementites to my Sunday night madness! My brother even got on the radio request line.. he requested Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent!

      Ohhhh… it’s always nice to find a fellow Dementite!

  5. Welcome back Lynnrockets!

  6. “What’s the matter with the clothes she’s wearing?”

    Don’t get me started.
    Missed the lyrics a lot.
    Thank goodness you’re back.

  7. Have gun will travel

    Wouldn’t those rugged frontiersmen prefer a real man’s man like Cheney or Scalia, or at the very worst, a really bad actor like the “Planet of the apes” dude?

    A phony grifter chick! Really? Have they been had?

    (Welcome back!)

  8. I sympathize with your situtation and I am glad that you are back. You need not apologize to us for your absence. Your wellbeing needs to come first.

    As an undying supporter of the Second Amendment, I cannot believe that the two choices for the NRA were Sarah Palin or one of the most corrupt men in America Dick Cheney. I can think of dozens of pro-gun advocates to invite, but the one that tops the list is Ron Paul. I know I may seem stuck on him, but who else supports personal and civil liberties like him?

    She may support the second amendment, but she will bend at the urging of others.

  9. Glad you are back. We missed you. We hope that you are feeling a bit more like yourself.

    SP will speak at any convention that she gets paid!

    Jojo & Jakey

  10. I feel you… I hope you are ok now. You don’t need to say sorry for you absence…. Just take care of yourself first… I hope you are back to normal now…

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