Daily Archives: February 5, 2010

Scott Brown Is Fast Becoming A G.O.P. Clown

Well it did not take very long for the nudist Scott Brown to show his true colors. The newly elected 41st Republican senator from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts was sworn into office yesterday and immediately started lying. During his recent campaign against Democrat Martha Coakley, he often skirted the truth without outright lying. For instance, he constantly told the working class and middle class voters that he was just like them because he drove around in his old beat up pick-up truck. He failed to mention however, that he also owns five homes. Additionally, he sponsored a bill in the Massachusetts legislature that would allow hospitals to deny emergency contraceptive services to rape victims. Thankfully it failed. Nevertheless, when he was questioned about the bill during a televised debate with Coakley, he responded that he believes Roe v. Wade is the law of the land and should remain so. So, what is the truth? Is Scott Brown pro-choice or pro-life? Finally, while in the state legislature, Brown voted in favor of Massachusetts’ comprehensive health care reform law which passed and now insures 97% of the state’s residents and has mandates which obligate everyone to purchase health insurance (if a person cannot afford to purchase the insurance, the state subsidizes the purchase). Yet despite that vote, he publicly declared that he was proud to be the 41st senator to vote against a weaker form of health care reform for the entire nation. Is what is good for the goose not good for the gander? A flip-flop? As Sarah Palin would say, “Ya betcha”.

The clothing challenged Brown was sworn into federal office yesterday. He promptly called a press conference. Two of his first public statements were outright lies. First he said that the federal stimulus package has not created one single job. You heard that right. He said that the stimulus has not created one single job. Is he blind? Does he not read? The White House has released documentation which indicates that close to 600,000 jobs were created directly as the result of stimulus fund spending in just the last three months of 2009. When those numbers are dissected and analyzed by the experts we might discover the figure is not exactly accurate. Nonetheless, it is an outright lie to claim that not even one job was created. The naked Brown then lied again by saying that “we have terrorists trying to kill not only in our airports, but in our shopping malls.” Is he nuts? Does he have information after only a few hours on the job that terrorists are planning to kill in shopping malls? The answer to the first question is “yes’ and the answer to the second question is “no”.

We can now confidently say that Scott Brown is like so many other lying Republican politicians that will deny the truth and continue to parrot false G.O.P. talking points. Scott Brown is truly an empty birthday suit.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

It’s My Party song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbsz1Ha7Zo

IT’S OUR REPUBLICAN PARTY

(sung to the Lesley Gore song “It’s My Party”)

It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you had who we do

Nobody knows where Mitt Romney has gone
Delay had to resign
McCain was one we can’t stand
The rest just wallow in slime

It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you had who we do

Naughty Mark Sanford’s romancin’ tonight
Michele Bachmann’s spewin’ bile
We don’t like Mike Huckabee
Cheney will soon be on trial

It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you had who we do

(musical interlude)

Aw, Sarah Palin behaves just like a whore
She’s a mean ding-a-ling
Jindal should open his eyes
He’ll never be our king

It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you had who we do

Oh, It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to
You would cry too if you had who we do

Oh, It’s our party, and we’ll cry if we want to
Lie if we want to, die if we want to

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