Sarah Palin: Show Me The Money

As always, third place is for losers. Unfortunately for Sarah Palin, that is exactly the position she is in when compared to other potential G.O.P. presidential contenders in terms of fund raising. The former ex-quitting governor of Alaska raised $2.1 million ($1.4 million in the last 6 months) through her political action committee (SarahPAC) in 2009. A good number but Mitt Romney, the former ex-quitting governor of Massachusetts raised $2.9 million and Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty raised $1.3 million in just three months (a projected 6 month total of over $2.6 million). Pawlenty’s take is particularly startling because he has not even quit his job yet.

In typical non-specific Palin-speak, SarahPAC spokeswoman Meg Stapleton said:

We are thrilled. Common sense Americans know the direction we need to take this country and that Sarah Palin will be instrumental in taking us there this year. We look forward to the journey ahead!

We are thrilled with scamming money from undereducated dolts and we look forward to conning them into giving more this year.
The transparency of Sarah Palin’s self profit motive is astounding. Think about this for a moment. Every time we hear a news story about Palin since she quit on the people of Alaska, it involves the mention of money.The unjustified money she collected from Alaskan taxpayers for her children’s travel and lodging. The money her fictional novel generated. The money she charged her fans for photos at book signings. The money that Fox News will pay her as a guest host. The money she will charge for speaking at the National Tea Bagging Convention. The money she and Bristol are paid for tabloid magazine stories. Honestly, what is next?

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Life’s Been Good song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls

LIFE’S BEEN GOOD

(sung to the Joe Walsh song “Life’s Been Good”)

She built a mansion, who knows the price?
It clashes with all the snow and the ice
But she loves hotels and room service calls
She has SarahPAC pay for it all

That Palin’s crazy but she has a good time
She has nothing to do but scheme for her next dime
Life’s been good to she so far

Her snow-machine does 125
But if it crashes she won’t survive
We never see her eldest son, Track
She seems to care more for “Joe Sixpack”

She’s signing books and her fans they can’t wait
To read about her politics of hate
So she takes all the money from her fans one and all
Those fools line-up and wait in the hall

Sarah is insane and she has not a clue
She is a fool (a fool)
She has no brains because of safety schools
Life’s been good to she so far

(long but fun musical interlude)

Biden used Palin to mop up the floor
He and Obama showed Sarah the door
Shortly thereafter, she turned on McCain
Claimed that it was his fault though she was to blame

That Palin’s crazy but she has a good time
We say, “Oh, yeah” (oh, yeah)
Sarah’s “death panels’ were the year’s biggest lie
Life’s been good to she so far

Yeah, yeah, yeah

(long musical fade to end)

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Posted on February 1, 2010, in Fox News, Joe Sixpack, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Republican, Sarah Palin, SarahPAC, Songs, Tea Party, Tim Pawlenty and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Bravo! She is transparent in her money-grubbing ways. The amazing thing is that fools give it to her. But she needed the Alaska Fund Trust to pay her legal bills and even though its ethics have been questions, that AFT site is still up.

  2. Thrilling common sense solution

    Hoping to land higher-paying appearance fees, Palin pretends she might be a presidential candidate. This gives her an excuse to keep on collecting money through her PAC; in a passive way, of course, for the sake of appearances.

    When the time comes for Palin to “mull things over”, her daughter has a (very expensive) consulting firm with access to a wonderful lawyer!

  3. And yet another most excellent song!

    Some Palinbots bragged on Sarah’s FB page about receiving a hand written thank you note from Sarah for donating to the AFT. I don’t doubt it’s hand written, probably by Bristol, possibly by Willow, but not by Sarah. Sarah just signed the notes. I mean, we are talking about a woman who can’t even muster enough energy to brush her wigs.

  4. “Brush her wigs”, priceless!!!

  5. george washington looks so much better on that bill.

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