Palin v. Johnston: What A Long Strange Tripp Its Been

The Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston Probate Court custody battle continues. The first round of motion filings in this sure to be long and drawn out litigation involved Palin’s unsuccessful bid to have the proceedings closed to the public. Palin has now followed-up with a motion seeking monthly temporary child support from Johnston in the amount of  $ 1,750.00. In essence, she wants a piece of Levi’s nude modeling money to pay for clothes for baby Tripp. In an affidavit, Palin swears, “I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi.” we have not yet seen Johnston’s reply to the motion. We will however, keep you posted.

Since giving birth, Bristol Palin, now 19, has become an advocate for abstinence and speaks out against teen pregnancy. As we have said before, that is like closing the barn door after the horse has already left.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Levon by Elton John song link:


(sung to the Elton John song “Levon”)

Levi is just like a circus clown
He just wants to please us
He should be ashamed
If he poses with his boxer shorts pulled down

Levi, Levi wants some money
He wants a lot they say
Spends his days hunting
When he’s not clubbing down in LA

He was born a pauper to his mom on the third of May
Bristol was his chum, she said, “let’s wed”
And they had a son
Tripp E. Johnston is that son today

And we still have Levi
And he is a manly man
And we still have Levi’s
Confrontations with the Palin Clan
And we still have Levi
Showing his full body tan
He shall be Levi

Levi plans to pull his whities down
He hopes his business thrives
He knows the magazines are gay
While claiming that he is not into guys

And Levi, he plans to show his penis
To anyone that will buy
Posing on a sailboat sailing
Sporting those,  hockey player thighs

He’ll be a showstopper not a bum by next Christmas day
First Dude will say, “where’s the support pay?”
And, “where is my gun?”
Levi, son, you’ll never get away

Yet we still have Levi
Sporting his full body tan
And we still have Levi
Pissin’ the Palins –off when he can
And we still have Levi
Spending time in Disney Land
He shall be Levi

And he shall be Levi
With that tattoo on his hand
And he shall be Levi
Avoiding Bristol is his new plan
And he shall be Levi
Posing for a hundred grand
He shall be Levi

Posted on January 27, 2010, in Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Songs and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. And we still have Levi
    Pissin’ the Palins –off when he can

    My favorite lines, and I hope he keeps doing so.

    If anyone should be a spokesperson for abstinence, I’d vote for Levi. Look at the psycho family he has to deal with for the rest of his life.

  2. Family Circus

    Were Levi’s pictures any good? He could well be a Senator from Alaska some day!

  3. I have been supportive of Levi Johnston since he told his story in the October issue of Vanity Fair.

    The most politically relevant question in the piece is the one that occurs to Johnston on the airplane after he has been summoned by the Palins to the Republican convention, where Sarah will force him to cut his hair (“I didn’t want to—I had a mullet at the time”). It is this:

    “Was this woman—who, at home, would literally say things that did not make sense—really running for vice president?”

    Levi may be part of the Wasilla circus, but he is not one of Sarah’s clowns.

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