Sarah Palin Is An Ignorant, Lying Schizophrenic

The Palinistas must be apoplectic at the moment. That pesky mainstream media has finally exposed Sarah Palin as the dishonest, conniving, plain stupid, schizophrenic fool that she is. And what better program to drive the stake into the blood-sucking former ex-quitting governor of Alaska than the award winning 60 Minutes and during prime-time to boot? Ouch, that is going to leave a very visible mark!

As everyone certainly knows by now, last night’s show featured a segment during which former John McCain Campaign Manager Steve Schmidt simply eviscerated Palin. It is always entertaining to watch Republicans eat their own, but this was particularly delicious because Schmidt actually had full insider access to Palin and her multiple idiosyncrasies for the entire time that she was part of the failed presidential ticket. He witnessed her bewildering and perplexing behavior on a daily basis. Consequently, he knows that portion of Palin’s life better than any other person not related to her and possibly better than some of them also, too. The segment also included unflattering revelations about Palin from the authors of the soon to be released (and fact checked) Game Change, Mark Halperin and John Heinemann.

So, where to begin? I know, let’s start with Sarah Palin’s…

Lack Of Knowledge

Mark Halperin said that even after crash-course tutorials by campaign aides following the convention, Palin was still woefully uninformed about basic policy issues.

[S]he still didn’t really understand why there was a North Korea and a South Korea. She was still regularly saying that Saddam Hussein had been behind 9/11.

Steve Schmidt added that she hurt herself in the now-infamous interview with CBS’s Katie Couric by not adequately preparing and letting herself be distracted by what the authors describe as an obsession about her political standing in Alaska.

Steve Schmidt stated that Sarah Palin was dishonest as the GOP’s vice-presidential nominee and that her untruths have done long-term damage to her public image. More specifically, he said,

There were numerous instances that she said things that were – that were not accurate that ultimately, the campaign had to deal with, and that opened the door to criticism that she was being untruthful and inaccurate. And I think that is something that continues to this day.”

Schmidt then referred to an Alaskan ethics complaint filed against Palin which held that she had improperly abused her powers as governor. he said,

She went out and said, you know, ‘This report completely exonerates me,’” Schmidt said. “And in fact, it – it didn’t. You know it’s the equivalent of saying down is up and up is down. It was provably, demonstrably untrue.

Dual Personality

Perhaps the strangest of all the revelations about Sarah Palin however, was that she had two distinct personalities. Schmidt explained the two Palins as the bubbly, exuberant, self confident public person and the morose, glassy eyed, confused private person. Schmidt referred to the second personality as “the other Sarah”. Not exactly the type of level headed person fit for the office of Vice President of the United States. Indeed, Halperin and Heinemann stated that top McCain campaign officials were prepared in the event that McCain won the election, to urge him to have Palin step down. They felt that she was so ill prepared for the office that it was “terrifying and unfathomable.”

Palin’s Response

As is her usual response, Sarah Palin refused to be interviewed for the 60 Minutes program. That was to be expected however, when one considers how poorly she performs when questioned by true news outlets with unscripted questions. After all, she has never appeared on any of the serious Sunday morning talking head programs such as Meet The Press, Face The Nation or This Week.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

I’ve Just Seen A Face song link:


(sung to the Beatles song “I’ve Just Seen A Face”)

I’ve just seen her face,
I can’t forget the time or place
I’ll make a bet, she’s trolling for a fee
Palin wants all the world to see her jet
Na na na na na na

Unemployed and without pay
She lives her life the Palin way
With winking eyes and beehive hair
She’s an Alaskan “Mama Bear” alright !
Na na na na na na

Falling, yes Sarah’s falling
And she’s appalling to sober men

Sitting on her throne
With her intelligence on loan
The G.O.P. thinks she is out of sight
Their other girls were never quite like this
Na na na na na na

Crawling, an insect crawling
And she’s appalling to sober men

(musical interlude)

Falling, yes Sarah’s falling
And she’s appalling to sober men

I’ve just seen her face
To folks like me it’s a disgrace
And better yet, I want the world to see
There is no place for Sarah P., you bet
Na na na na na na

Crawling, an insect crawling
And she’s appalling to sober men

Falling, yes Sarah’s falling
And she’s appalling to sober men

Oh, falling, yes Sarah’s falling
And she’s appalling to sober men

Posted on January 11, 2010, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Perfect. This post should be bronzed.

    • That reminds me of the time that Sarah Palin’s basketball team won a gold medal. Palin was so proud of her gold medal that she had it bronzed. ba-boom.

      • You know, the “What does the VP do all day?” question comes to mind in a whole new, scary way. If she is mentally ill, she really needs to get appropriate treatment. McCain, on the other hand, should just go to hell. Hero, my ass.

  2. One of the staffers said that she had no relationships of trust, not even with her own family. LINK.

    • I wonder how the family feels about that?

      • Levi may no longer be part of “the family,” but this 60 Minutes segment sort of corroborates his story about her coming home and hiding in her room, watching useless programming on TV.

        The glazed eyes comment sound like she’s doing drugs, but whatever they are, they don’t look like they are helping.

  3. Lunatic in the White House

    Schmidt wasn’t so surprised by Palin’s ignorance as he was stunned by her utter laziness and lack of commitment. Palin was unconcerned about the pressures of the campaign because she was part of God’s plan. She was just lying to help God!

    No wonder she became despondent and bitter at her staff. God never intended for her to be interviewed by Katie Couric-she was supposed to appear on the Rachael Ray Show!

  4. I am glad he brought up Troopergate…really that was the first breach by the media…Palin said she was CLEARED and the press just LET THAT GO, Palin was never challenged by anyone….that was the first time I noticed how TRULY bizarre this was. I thought SHE WAS NOT CLEARED, WHY IS SHE SAYING THAT AND WHY ISN’T ANYONE SAYING “Oh, No You weren’t!!!”????
    I heard there will be a book about Troopergate soon, is that true???

  5. the problem child

    Tearing it up as usual, but even better than usual, my learned friend.

  6. Criticizing Palin is like discussing the quality of a D3 college football team. Sure, it’s easy to find faults, but who cares? They’re simply not relevant because the team isn’t relevant.

    Time is better spent on wondering why Bama did a punt fake on 4th and 7 while in terrible field position. And by “Bama” I mean “Obama” and by “punt fake” I mean not following through on basic promises regarding open and honest government without any explanation that would pass a laugh test.

    • I agree with you to a certain extent however, this is a political satire and parody blog and Palin is simply the easiest target for this format. Her blunders are legendary.

      As for Obama, I agree that some basic promises have not been fulfilled immediately but he seems to be sticking to the gameplan of leaving Iraq, concentrating on Afghanistan, closing Gitmo and passing health care reform (although a weaker version than I would like). I question your allegation that his govt. has not been “honest”. What do you mean precisely? Also, what has not been “open”?

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