Dick Cheney: Potential Torturor In Chief?

Today’s edition of, “It’s So Stupid It Must Be True” features the ever lovable and cuddly Dick Cheney. You remember this guy don’t you? He is the ex Vice President that left office in 2008 with the worst approval numbers in the history of numbers. He enjoyed hurting people. Remember when he shot his best friend in the face and then started torturing detainees? Well, apparently even draft dodging cowards can find a fan base.

CNN.com reports that a new group has formed and its goal is to convince Dick Dasterdly to run for President in 2012. This is not a joke. The group is known as “Draft Dick Cheney 2012” and it unveiled its website this week. You would think that the organization could have come up with a better name in that Cheney has a habit of running away from any type of draft. Then again, you can’t imagine too much intelligence from a group organized around such a ridiculous goal. For his part, Cheney has not yet provided a definitive answer as to whether or not he will run. Come on, Dick stop “dithering” and give us an answer.

Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Janie’s Got A Gun song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv1N6TVCnLs

CHENEY’S GOT A GUN

(sung to the Aerosmith song “Janie’s Got A Gun”)

Dumb, dumb, dumb, Dickie what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb, that’s the sound of your gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb, Dickie what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb, that’s the sound, that’s the sound…
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah…
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah…

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
He’s having lots of fun
While drinking out in the sun
What did the VP do?
Nobody’s saying, “boo”

They say while he was out huntin’,
He shot his buddy in the face
He should have seen it comin’
Cuz that Cheney had a gun
And the drinkin’ sure made him a waste

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
The cover-up’s begun
Those chicken-hawks are on the run
What did Dick Cheney do?
Will his best buddy sue?

He gun blasted Harry Whittington
And then told him to shut his mouth
Cheney told him not to say a peep
Or he would take the big sleep
That’s the way we handle things down South

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run, run away

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
The cover-up’s begun
This guy would tell lies to a nun
What did W do?
That jerk didn’t have a clue

Bush had to let him off easy
Cuz he needs Dick to be his brain
Bush says we gotta go on TV
But Dick is such a sleaze
He’ll find someone else to pin the blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Dick and George are on the run

Cheney’s got a gun
Shootin’ folks is so fun
Now Dick and George are on the run (Cheney, Cheney what’s your problem)
Cuz Cheney’s got a gun (Tell me it ain’t right)
Cheney’s got a gun ( Bush is Cheney’s little Robin)
The cover-up’s begun (Who will Cheney shoot tonight)
Chicken-hawks on the run
Cheney’s got a gun

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Posted on December 5, 2009, in Dick Cheney, Republican, Songs and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. This was great. Can’t imagine that we would elect this Face Shooter In Chief unless Diebold altered the election results.

    When I told mom you thought she had good taste after last Sunday’s post, she said: “Well, lynnrockets is very witty. You see what’s been written and think, “That’s BRILLIANT! Why didn’t I think of that!'”

    You surely have many more fans than you know who don’t comment here. But they are out there.

  2. Gunning for the White House

    Cheney’s expertise wasn’t merely in National Security and Foreign Policy, he was also in charge of economic measures: surplus-busting tax cuts, deregulation, and charging the wars to the national credit card.

    Who remembers the innocent days of Candidate Dubya? Although no longer a spoiled alcoholic wastrel, he was still inexperienced-but he had tapped Colin Powell as Secretary of State. If only he hadn’t trusted the Dick with the VP search committee!

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