Sarah Palin Is Bus-ted !!!

Sarah Palin exits jet (oops, we mean bus) with G.I. Joe while Michael Steele holds back the crowd.

The “Sarah Palin Blue-Collar Book-Bombing Bus Tour” has been busted. The former ex-quitting governor of Alaska likes to promote the public image that she is a “Joan Sixpack”. She would have the American public believe that she buys her clothes at consignment shops, purchases used cars and clips coupons. All of this is done in a purposely choreographed manner in an attempt to create an “us” versus “them” political atmosphere wherein Palin is one of  “us” (or is it “them”? Now I’m confused.). Anyway, as we all know, you can’t judge a book by its cover. You must examine the prose beneath in order to determine whether you are reading fiction or non-fiction. In the case of Sarah Palin, the truth is that her public persona is pure unadulterated fiction.

Palin has little to nothing in common with her targeted band of supporters other than a lack of education. She lives in a Kennedy-like Hyannisport waterfront compound of separate custom built structures, one of which doubles as an aircraft hangar. She raised her children with the help of a hired nanny. She and her husband, the once and future “First Dude” are unemployed as a matter of choice, not circumstance. She also spends more time traveling the country than she does at her home. This is not the life of the average American that she claims to identify with so well.

And now we learn that Sarah Palin’s cross-country bus tour is also a carefully manufactured facade. Palin announced that she would travel the country by means of motorcoach as a symbolic way to meet and greet her working class supporters in the manner by which many of them travel (i.e. public transportation). Problem is, she seldom rides the bus. In fact, Palin travels from city to city in the lap of luxury by means of a donated private corporate jet. After landing at each destination on her tour, she discreetly boards the bus that is waiting for her at either the airport or her hotel and travels in workmanlike fashion to each booksigning where her supporters are led to believe that the bus was her only means of travel. How cunningly deceptive. Nonetheless, could we expect anything other than trickery from the would be Liar in Chief? Probably not.

In honor of the troops, please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Bennie And The Jets song link:


(sung to the Elton John song “Bennie and the Jets”)

Hey kids, let’s sing this together
Sarah Palin’s brain-dead fans
Are as tasteful as shoe leather
They’re a filthy bunch of pigs that
Should be hosed-down
You’re never gonna wanna be ‘round a
Bigger bunch of clowns

And Sarah flies to them on a private jet –  (ooh)
But they’re so spaced out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her jet
Oh, if those fans only had a clue
She signs books to take their green
She thinks it’s a hoot to rake in their loot
And she still cannot name a magazine (no)
(sa, sa, sa) Sarah and her jet

Her fans left waiting in bad weather
Treated just like pawns
Yet still sticking together
She’s in the sky, stringing all of them along
She leaves them cold and wet out in the streets
That’s where she thinks they belong

She gave up the tour-bus for a private jet –  (ooh)
That bus had no clout, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her jet
Oh, the big Leer-Jet’s so wonderful
Fitting for Alaska’s queen
She’s got her mukluk boots, Arctic Cat suit
I saw it pictured in a magazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her jet

(Musical Interlude)

She’s living the high life, on that you can bet –  (ooh)
But she’s so spaced out, (sa sa sa sa sa) Sarah and her jet
Oh, but palin is so full of bull
Slippery as Vaseline
She thinks that it’s a hoot to aim and shoot
And take her daily dose of Thorazine (ohh ho)
(sa sa sa)Sarah and her jet

Sarah, Sarah and her jet
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her jet
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her jet
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her jet
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her jet (jet) (jet) (jet)
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah and her jet.


Posted on December 1, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. Brutally funny, well-done expose of this fraud. Too bad her supporters still don’t get it that she’s a grifter, not a leader.

    • Can I have an, “Amen”?

      • Amen to you lynnrockets.

        From Bree Palin, the grifting continues:
        “A spokesman for Palin’s book tour says the crowd won’t be allowed to take photos of the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, but can pose with her and buy copies later from a Web site.”

  2. Complete fraud, swindler and grifter.

  3. Great job. I would change just one line. Doesn’t quite match the meter, but better reflects Palin’s ethical issues.

    “She’s got her mukluk boots, Arctic Cat snow-suit”

  4. Smoke and mirrors

    Incredibly, the Grifter has managed to get this far in her courtship of the faithful without making a big show of actually attending church.

    Perhaps she doesn’t want to attract undue attention to the African witch doctor. It wouldn’t be prudent!

  5. OH, so Palin didn’t actually HEAR her fans booing her…she wasn’t on THAT BUS!!!!

    Sarah Palin/Fabio 2012!

    • In fact she was on that bus. She was leaving on the bus to be driven back to her jet. Hence, she saw and heard the booing in Indiana.

    • Sarah Palin/Fabio 2012!

      I saw Fabio once, walking on the opposite side of the street when I first moved to NYC, and the two of them would make a very weird-looking team. She with the plastic face, he with the weird head/body combo. It would make a funny Halloween costume for a couple…..But her brain-dead supporters would think it a great ticket, unfortunately….

      She reminds me of the Annette Benning character in The Grifters, especially since she came to the meeting wearing a towel, and her ghostwriter wrote about praying in the shower in her fiction autobiography.

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