Sarah Palin Boob Tube Theme Songs – 30

We hope everyone had a happy and healthy Thanksgiving holiday. We are also glad that the Green Bay Packers vanquished the Detroit Lions so as to keep their playoff hopes alive. Bring on the Baltimore Ravens! Now, if only the Boston Bruins and Celtics can continue to hold onto first place in their divisions of the NHL and NBA.

We are taking a little bit of a break from posting substantive posts for the next few days. But that is no reason to skip out on some fun song parodies. Inasmuch as Sarah Palin fancies herself the outdoorsy type, we thought we might spoof her with the classic 1960’s theme song from television’s Daniel Boone.

Daniel Boone theme song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ1QUwgn4Pw

SARAH P.

(sung to the theme of “Daniel Boone”)

Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a lame guv.
But McCain was even lamer,
so should we really blame her, golly gee

Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a dumb guv.
But the First Dude was dumber,
so she summoned “Joe the Plumber” to the scene.

From the beehive do on the top of her head
To the spike of her high heeled shoes;
Like a zombie from “Night of the Living Dead”,
She looked so damn confused.

Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a slick guv.
In an attempt to win her hicks back;
Her speeches addressed “Joe Sixpack’ all the time.

Drivin’ demons out with prayer!
A one-time Wasilla mayor, was she!

Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a big guv.
But her quitting nature’s bigger;
So she pulled the quitting trigger, did she.

Sarah P. was a guv.
She was a gun guv.
She loved aerial shootin’;
And would love to blast Mike Wooten from a tree!

She said, “Thanks But No Thanks” and “Drill Baby Drill”
But beyond that had nothin’ to say;
During interviews, she just should have sat still,
Was upstaged by Tina Fey

Sarah P. was a guv.
Was a swine guv.
And she was quite a whiner;
With her lipstick and eye-liner, was she!

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Posted on November 28, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Television, Theme, tina fey, TV and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. “Vanquished”? (The Detroit Lions?)

    You get bonus points for not supporting the (cheaters!) Pats.
    Viva Los Dolphins!

  2. Glad your team won, lynnrockets.

    (I’m glad my college (and HS team) beat their cross-town rivals last weekend. It makes the entire season for us, no matter what!

    Now we wait for the local team to do their thing on another spectacular day here.)

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