Sarah Palin Fans: Brain-Dead In Ohio

Sarah Palin brings gift to the King of Ohio.

Sarah Palin’s Magical Mavericky Tour made a stop in Columbus, Ohio this week. Needless to say, all of that city’s brain-dead nutcases stormed the local Borders Books in an attempt to meet and greet the former ex-quitting governor of Alaska. Words cannot describe however, the lack of intelligence on display at the book signing. There has never  been a lesser informed group of people assembled in one public place since all of those zombies congregated at the shopping mall in the George Romero film, Dawn Of The Dead? Okay, perhaps there were more brain-dead zombies at Glenn Beck’s Tea-Bagger protest in Washington, DC, but we did not get as good a look at their individual stupidity at that event as we did in Columbus. Please watch the video clip below to get a good taste.

Duh, “She’s the epitome of conservative-ness.” Bwa-ha-ha-ha !!!

“She’s someone that can make a difference but I never thought about it.” Slapping knees with laughter!!!

“I don’t know what she knows or doesn’t know. I wouldn’t know half the things anyone would ask me.” Huh?

“The politically correctness has got to get out now.” Please stop, you’re killing me.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.

Ohio song link:


(sung to the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young song “Ohio”)

Tin helmuts and Palin’s slummin’
Intelligence bought on loan
To Borders these fools are comin’
Brain-dead in Ohio

Add a few clowns to it
Columbus is such a strange town
People that aren’t “in the know”
Went to meet Palin and
They made some mumbling sounds
And they forked over their dough

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

‘Nother small town blew it
By letting Palin hang ‘round
Should have realized long ago
Don’t even know her, yet
They feel she is profound
They’re as dumb as Plumber Joe

These morons see Palin comin’
They can’t wait to hear her drone
When she leaves they will be bummin’
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
Brain-dead in Ohio
(repeat to fade)

Posted on November 25, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 20 Comments.

  1. Hope the President “writes” another book soon so we can get Sarah’s book out of the best seller list everywhere. Maybe he can write a book on all his accomplishments on changing our country? There’s 8 million people who have a lot of free time to read now, since they’re unemployed! That’s a lot of books he can sell!

    • He’s had a lot on his plate considering the mess that Bush and the last 8 years created. Nonetheless, progress has been made. Each bank that received bailout funds is ahead of schedule on repaying their loans (plus interest) to the taxpayers. The “cash for clunkers” program was an undeniable success and health care reform is on the way. The next priority will be job creation. It remains to be seen how that issue will be tackled. It is a certainty however, that it will be dealt with in a fashion far superior than anything that Bush or McCain/Palin could come up with.

      By the way, Palin seems to do a lot of whining and complaining about the way she has been treated by others, but I have not heard one word from her on how she would solve the problems of the economy. She has no plan of her own. Face it, she is not educated enough to formulate a reasonable plan of her own. “Drill Baby, Drill” will not solve the unemployment and foreclosure problem. Palin is simply a vacuous windbag with no substance.

  2. I’m so proud of these Sarah admirerers…..

    They don’t know their arss from a dead salmon.

  3. Smoked salmon is great! Don’t think you would like your ass smoked.

  4. This makes me glad I don’t have kids.

    Too bad people like this haven’t tried abstinence since that worked so well for Sarah’s mom, Sarah and Bristol.

  5. “President Bush did it!” That pretty much covers why nothing has been accomplished so far for President Obama. Glad you like “cash for clunkers”, since it cost every tax payer so the buyers that could afford to buy a new car anyway, buy a new car on us.

    • Would you argue with the fact that the economy collapsed while Bush was in office for 8 years with a Republican controlled congress for 12 of the last 14 years and neither of those branches of govt. did anything to plan in advance for the oncoming economic crash?

      Additionally, the “cash for clunkers” program stimulated the automotive manufacturing sector of the economy so that cars continued to be manufactured and factory workers remained employed. if you look at the numbers, Ford and GM are both doing better now than they were prior to the program and GM has begun to pay back on the taxpayer buyout.

      Your argument is also faulty wherein you state “buyers that could afford to buy a new car anyway, buy a new car on us.” If those buyers that you refer to, could buy a new car anyway without the program’s incentive, then why weren’t any of them buying any cars prior to the program? You see, the cash back incentive was needed so that buyers could afford a new vehicle. The ancillary benefit to the program was that older inefficient vehicles were replaced with more fuel efficient vehicles which are better for our energy policy and for the health of the environment.

      It was laughable that Republicans criticized that program in light of its inarguable success. it was so successful in fact that the demand required that the program be extended. It benefited consumers, retailers, manufacturers and auto industry employees while simultaneously helping to alleviate energy consumption by putting more fuel efficient vehicles on the road and helping the environment by reducing emissions. What a terrible program the Obama administration created.

      Face it, people like you will criticize anything and everything that Obama does regardless of its merits. Republicans do not help to solve any problems. Republicans are simply obstructionists that will oppose any Democratic program simply as a means to regain some sort of political relevancy.

  6. The core of my reply to Bree’s query was
    Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Division Bell…
    This, in short, encompasses my take on it all.

  7. End times

    The most educated (or was he just trying to show off?) “real” American in the video mourned the fact that America was no longer exceptional.

    Were the Bush/Cheney years the height of our exceptionalism?
    Are the Red States the fountainhead of our exceptionalism?

    The dimwitted Palin is going to restore our great nation to it’s former glory by starting another war and abolishing the capital gains tax?

  8. Orrin Hatch said it himself several days ago.
    Even if the a DEM program helped out his own electors he would vote against it.
    He is AFRAID to vote for anything that might reflect well upon the Democrats because the PEOPLE might actually like it and never put a GOP in power again.
    THAT is the ONLY reason they vote against DEMs, they want to make sure they the GOP remains relevant and the only way to do that is to make sure policies and programs that actually help the people do not pass if they are sponsored by DEMs.

  9. Blogger/Author/Faith Healer/Real American

    Palin offers encouragement to Canadian conservatives who have worked tirelessly to destroy their country’s “socialized medicare”.

    “Allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit!”

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