Sarah Palin: The Quitter On Twitter

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Have no fear, Palinbots. Your fearless leader, the ex-quitting former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin will soon be back on Twitter. Tweets will be flying from her fingertips at breakneck speed as her book hawking tour takes her from one tiny rural hamlet to the next. Presumably Ms. Quittypants feels that she will be so inundated with requested book signings from her uneducated and illiterate followers that she will be unable to post more lengthy and thoroughly researched Facebook entries. Besides, most of Palin’s followers find it difficult enough to try to slog through Twitter’s 140 character postings let alone try to read something more lengthy on Facebook. Consequently, for both Sarah Palin and her followers it is a win-win situation.

Please enjoy today’s Twitter inspired song parody. As usual, don’t forget to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

Rockin’ Robin song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2RPWZ6qKc&feature=related

ROCKIN’ PALIN

(sung to the Jackson 5 song “Rockin’ Robin”)

Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweet tweet tweet tweet

She twits from the tree tops all day long
Twittin’ and a tweetin’ and singing her song
All of her supporters on C4P
Love to hear their Sarah go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweet tweet
Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweetly tweet
D’oh, Rockin’ Palin
‘Cause you really said a croc tonight

Every little message, every cryptic thing
Every little word from the ding-a-ling
She threw in the towel, it’s time to go
Flappin’ her lips every so and so

Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweet tweet
Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweetly tweet
D’oh, Rockin’ Palin
‘Cause you really said a croc tonight

(musical interlude)

Petty little Palin that we just can’t stand
Tells her SarahPAC ers to fork out ten grand
She flirted with the devil and lost her soul
Payin’ legal bills through Kristan Cole

She sucks like a freeze pop all day long
Twittin’ and a tweetin’ and singing her song
All of her supporters on C4P
Love to hear their Sarah go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweet tweet
Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweetly tweet
D’oh, Rockin’ Palin
‘Cause you really said a croc tonight

Pretty little Palin just can’t understand
No one likes a beggar holding out her hand
Finding new employment is her next big goal
Her next job is with a stage-mounted pole

She twits from the tree tops all day long
Twittin’ and a tweetin’ and singing her song
All of her supporters on C4P
Love to hear their Sarah go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweet tweet
Rockin’ Palin, tweet tweetly tweet
D’oh, Rockin’ Palin
‘Cause you really said a croc tonight

Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweetly tweetly tweet
Tweet tweet tweet tweet

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Posted on November 12, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Battle of the pageant also-rans

    Ye Gods! That dishy Carrie Prejean chick has beaten Palin to the punch with an appearance on Larry King to sell a competing book: “How my faith fortified me in my quest for fame and fortune”.

    More ominously, Prejean is poised to take over “the internets” with her new video. There’s only one thing left to do-fight fire with fire!

    Keep those tweets coming, and keep ’em simple.

  2. Hmm,”Her next job is with a stage-mounted pole.” That’s funny, I thought that WAS her job when she was working for John.

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