Daily Archives: November 7, 2009

Michelle Malkin Sucks

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Michelle Malkin's High School Yearbook Photo

We are only one week removed from Halloween so it is still appropriate to remind our readers that ultra-conservative anchor-baby pundit Michelle Malkin is like a vampire that sucks all of the breathable oxygen out of any room in which she opens her mouth. The latest Malkin abomination is her November 6th hairpin triggered knee-jerk response to the Fort Hood massacre. Not even twenty-four hours had elapsed since the tragedy occurred and the facts surrounding the event were still murky at best and yet Malkin immediately launched into one of her anti-Muslim hate filled diatribes.

Her November 6th blog entry (which we refuse to link to) consists of a re-posting of a previous article of hers from 2003 after Sgt. Asan Akbar, a Muslim American soldier attacked and killed one soldier and left twelve others wounded. She also reminded her readers that Beltway sniper John Muhammad was Muslim and that he is scheduled to be executed next week. Additionally, she reported that Muslim U.S. soldier Hasan Abujihaad was convicted last year on espionage charges. Of course Malkin does not explain that none of these crimes or criminals have anything to do with the Fort Hood event. She simply fired up the anti-Muslim hate machine by listing a bunch of Muslim criminals.

It is this type of right wing hatred and fear of “the other” that the likes of Malkin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage encourage on a daily basis. Their rhetoric is always negative and never positive. It always elicits fear and never promotes hope. It always searches for the lowest common denominator in people and never finds a shared human preference for good and peace. Unfortunately these grim reapers have an audience of right-wing extremists that wait anxiously for their next meal of hatred. Fortunately however, these despicable showmen and their bottom-feeding audiences are being exposed and marginalized on a daily basis. We must all continue to hold their feet to the fire and resist the temptation to be sucked into their hell of an existence.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along to today’s song parody.

The Monster Mash song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZftK2kO6U

THE MALKIN MASH

(sung to the Bobby “Boris” Pickett song “Monster Mash”)

She was mouthing off with gab late one night
Malkin’s strange visage, an eerie sight
My blood pressure and pulse both began to rise
What’s up with that weird lazy eye?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

She was ruminating on Obama’s speech
When her logic and her brains went to the beach
We knew she was lying by her growing nose
Inside her skull, a mighty wind blows

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Dear Malkin was having fun
Her air-time had just begun
It was quite apparent that
Michelle had come undone

The show was rockin’ with her babbling sounds
Michelle spewing sentences without nouns
There were blood-shot lines in her crazy ass eyes
One thing missing was the strait-jacket guys

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Out from the closet came the Coulter thing
He was wearing his decoder ring
Waving it round because he was pissed
Have you ever seen so much hair on anybody’s fist?

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Now everything’s cool, Coulter hid his big hand
And Malkin’s diatribe was critically panned
It was one giant laugh if it was viewed
Next time we see that jerk, she is sure to be booed.

She’s talkin’ trash
She did the Malkin mash
The Malkin mash
I think she has a rash
She does the mash
She must be smokin’ hash
She does the mash
She did the Malkin mash

Friday Night Music Byte

The Doors were an American rock band formed in 1965 in Los Angeles, California by vocalist Jim Morrison, keyboardist Ray Manzarek, drummer John Densmore, and guitarist Robby Krieger. They are considered a controversial and influential band, due mostly to Morrison’s cryptic lyrics and unpredictable stage persona. After Morrison’s death on July 3, 1971, the remaining members continued as a threesome until disbanding in 1973.Despite a career that barely totaled eight years, The Doors still enjoy a huge cult following as well as status in the mainstream music industry as being hugely influential and original.

The Doors were unusual among rock groups because they did not use a bass guitar when playing live. Instead, Manzarek played the bass lines with his left hand on the newly invented Fender Rhodes Piano Bass, an offshoot of the Fender Rhodes electric piano, playing other keyboards with his right hand. On their studio albums (with the notable exception of their eponymous first record), The Doors did use bass players, such as Douglas Lubahn, Jerry Scheff, Harvey Brooks, Lonnie Mack, Larry Knechtel and Leroy Vinnegar.

In September 1967 the Doors gave a memorable performance of “Light My Fire” on the Ed Sullivan Show. According to Ray Manzarek, network executives asked that the word ‘higher’ be removed in favor of ‘better’, as you couldn’t say ‘high’ on national TV. The group initially agreed to this, but nonetheless performed the song in its original form, either because they had never intended to comply with the request, or Jim Morrison was nervous and forgot to make the change (Manzarek has given conflicting accounts). Either way, ‘higher’ was sung out on national TV, and a furious Ed Sullivan cancelled another six shows that had been planned, to which Jim Morrison reportedly said: “Hey man, so what? We just did the Ed Sullivan Show”.

The Miami incident refers to a Doors concert on March 1, 1969, at the Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami, Florida where Morrison gave a controversial performance. The restless crowd was subjected to Morrison’s lack of interest in singing songs that night, as well as to his unconventional emotional outbursts, screaming challenges to the audience, and making irreverent social statements. Unknown to the audience was Morrison’s exposure to The Living Theater the week before, which influenced his performance. The confusion and taunts led to some out-of-control situations, such as Morrison allegedly exposing his penis, which resulted in an abrupt end to the show after only one hour.

At first the performance was simply seen as Morrison drunk beyond any saving grace, combined with his frustration over the trappings of rock stardom and his personal demons finally reaching a climax. But once a review of the show was reported in the local press on March 3, Morrison’s exhibitionism took on a snowball effect in the form of a media and legal firestorm. On March 5, a warrant was issued for Morrison’s arrest on charges of indecency and obscenity, and one after another all the subsequent shows were canceled. Back in Miami for his trial, Morrison took the stand on September 16, but the jury returned a guilty verdict for profanity and indecent exposure on September 20. Morrison was sentenced to eight months’ custody but was allowed to go free pending an appeal. On October 30, 1970, Morrison was found guilty of two charges: profanity and indecent exposure. He was acquitted of the charge of drunkenness but found guilty of lewd behavior, a felony. The verdict was contested and Morrison was to die in July 1971 while his case was still on appeal.

Morrison died on July 3, 1971. In the official account of his death, he was found in a Paris apartment bathtub by Courson. Pursuant to French law, no autopsy was performed because the medical examiner claimed to have found no evidence of foul play. The absence of an official autopsy has left many questions regarding Morrison’s cause of death. Herve Muller has reported that he believes that Jim died of a heroin overdose at the RnR Circus. This is corroborated by the manager of the club Sam Bernett in a 2007 interview, and subsequent book. Morrison was buried at Père Lachaise Cemetery on July 7.

Please enjoy this video clip of The Doors performing the infamous Light My Fire on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1968.


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