Somebody Allowed This Foxx To Escape The Nut-House

virginia foxx

Virginia Foxx's High School Yearbook Photo

Representative Virginia Foxx of North Carolina has just boarded the Koo-Koo Train to Crazytown along with fellow passengers Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck. On Monday while on the House floor, the Republican said of the Democratic health care reform bill,

I believe we have more to fear from the potential of that bill passing than we do from any terrorist right now in any country.

With that outrageous statement, Virginia Foxx has captured the pole position in the right wing conservative Republican race to irrelevence. She holds a slight lead over fellow crackpot Sarah Palin and her “death panels”. Third place is currently held by Michele Bachmann and her “teenage gay sex clinics.” These Republicans spread fear like peanut butter, and it seems so appropriate that her name is Foxx.

Democratic National Committee spokesman Brad Woodhouse summed it up best by saying,

Sadly, these inexplicable comments represent what is now the mainstream of a Republican Party that has been hijacked by an extremist far right-wing faction that craves ideological purity, will purge dissent, and offer nothing but reactionary opposition to progress.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s song parody.

Only The Good Die Young song link:


(sung to the Billy Joel song “Only The Good Die Young”)

Wake up Virginia, you dumb light-weight
You conservative girls make us irate
Aw, but sooner or later politics of hate
Are just like a loaded gun

Well, did somebody ask you just by the way,
If our health care reform should scare them away?
Or, is this just your way to obstruct and delay?
A bill that you want undone…
You speak with a forked tongue
That’s what we said
Only the dumb die dumb
Only the dumb die dumb

Ginnie, you hang around with a dangerous crowd
You sure ain’t pretty but you are loud
Why don’t you pull your head from the clouds
Oh, and stop scaring everyone

So come on Virginia you should resign
Health care reform is nothing but benign
The scare tactics that you’re hiding behind
(you know)
Can’t withstand the sun
Darlin’ only the dumb die dumb
I tell ya
Only the dumb die dumb
Only the dumb die dumb

You never second guessed all those private insurer donations
You just sold out your soul
Mmmm, for a pot of gold
But Virginia, we all know you’re just spreading misinformation
You know we all can see
We expect that from the G.O.P.
(oh, woah, woah)

They say there’s no heaven if you take the bait
And health care reform is your Watergate
You said the reform bill is worse than Jihadist hate
Your warnings don’t fool no-one…

You know that only the dumb die dumb
That’s what I said
I tell ya
Only the dumb die dumb
Only the dumb die dumb

Well, your comparison shows that you’re just acting out of desperation
Awww, you just can’t bare to see
We’re going to reform health care, you’ll see
Oh, woah, woah

Come out, come out, come out Virginia and just be straight
You Republican girls love to spread hate
But this time your actions are much too late
The health reformers have won
The revolution has just begun

I’m telling you, lady
You know only the dumb die dumb
Only the dumb die dumb
Only the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
Only the dumb die dumb
Only the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
Only the dumb die dumb

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

Only the dumb die dumb
Only the dumb die dumb

Posted on November 4, 2009, in Republican and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. You better watch out
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I’m telling you why
    Big Brother is coming to town
    He’s making a list
    And checking it twice;
    Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
    Big Brother is coming to town
    He sees you when you’re sleeping
    He knows when you’re awake
    He knows if you’ve been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!
    O! You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout
    I’m telling you why
    Big Brother is coming to town
    Big Brother is coming to town

  2. Yep, she sure is one dumb bitch. I’m not sure how she made it to Washington, DC.
    The good people in this state would do much better if she shit along, along with the Bev.


  3. Life during wartime

    Bachmann and Palin have already cornered the fear mongering market. It’s a little too late for the southern belle to muscle-in on the action: That crazy train left the station a long time ago!

    Virginia should be afraid of not having what it takes to get a book deal out of Rupert Murdoch. (Bill Kristol’s just not that into her!).

  4. Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

    Thanks for branching out to Virginia “Chinese Names Are Too Hard to Spell!” Foxx (R-Natch)! Another terrific ditty!

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