Daily Archives: November 1, 2009

Sarah Palin Is A Witchy Woman


Official SarahPAC Halloween button.

Lynnrockets hopes that all of you had a wonderful Halloween. The traditions of this holiday, if you can call it that, have evolved and changed from its 2500 year old origin as a sacred Celtic combined New Year/Night of the Dead celebration to its present secular status as a time of costumed frivolity for all ages. Indeed, even in the United States, the way in which the tradition is celebrated has evolved in some parts of the country from the post- famine Irish immigrant tradition of costumed children scouring neighborhoods after dark in search of treats or, if disappointed in the treat or lack thereof, perpetrating minor malicious tricks upon the offending household, to the more modern style of holding a sort of all ages party at a neighborhood recreational center. Nevertheless, Halloween’s popularity has never been stronger and at least here in New England, the old tradition of door to door visits by spooks of all ilk holds strong and represents a time honored symbol of the passage of time from the summer season of light to the winter season of dark. For that, it is a wonderful annual reminder of the way things once were in a simpler time. Nostalgia can be both comforting and reassuring.

Okay, now let’s get to today’s anti-Palin song parody inspired by the theme song to the 1960’s television sit-com, Bewitched.

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with this 1960’s Halloween inspired television theme song .

Theme to the 1960’s television show, Bewitched: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIBfgOUGFg&feature=related


(sung to the theme song of television’s “Bewitched”)

The witch, the witch
She must have come from Hell
The witch, the witch
Palin will cast a spell.
She must know just what she is doing
When she winks those eyes
Who will she next give a screwing
With her vicious lies?

The witch, the witch
One thing is so for sure
Sarah’s a bitch
And there isn’t a cure
She thought that she was “mavericky”
When Alaska she did ditch
She thought Facebook was her launching pad
But now we’re sure that she’s raving mad
And she’s a witch.