Levi Johnston Plans A Little Sweet Revenge On Sarah Palin

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It appears that tomorrow will be one of those days that many of us have been looking forward to. Levi Johnston, the former future son-in-law of Sarah Palin, the former ex-quitting governor of Alaska will appear on the CBS Early Show. Ms. Palin should be warned however, that he ain’t happy with her. In fact, it looks like he is out for a little revenge in response to some of the comments that she and her staff have made regarding the father of her grandchild. Here are some of his quotes from the show:

If she’s gonna say things about me, I’m gonna leak things about her. That’s just how it is. Now it’s my turn. I’m just not going to take it anymore.

This begs the question, will there be anything left for Levi to bare in his Playgirl magazine spread this December? Tomorrow’s Early Show will  certainly be “Must See TV.”

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the song parody.

Lido Shuffle song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNrZ5aLxyVE

LEVI SHUFFLE

(sung to the Boz Scaggs song “Lido Shuffle”)

Levi missed the vote
That day he caught some flack
Sarah was so damned pissed
But she was just a hack

At a Juneau bar
Drinkin’ from a jar, he heard a pop
She had enough
Good Ol’ Sarah fired a shot

He ran downtown, Sarah had an angry frown, an a-hole
He said, “One more jab oughta get her”
“Since she quit, things are better”
“Now hit the road !”

Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh
Was Bristol’s honey, now he’s her foe
Levi’s fixin’ to make some dough

Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
He took one more stab at poor Sarah
“What’s with all that mascara?”
Now she’ll hit the road

Levi’s a dumb one
Havin’ great big fun rockin’ Palin’s boat
Dishin’ out all those low blows
For her, he will not vote

Palin’s flying ‘neath the tree-line
Levi in her sight line, goin’ for broke
Sayin’ “One good shot oughta do it”
“Take this bullet and chew it”
“I’ll just lock and load!”

Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh
He’s for the money, he’s for the show
He’s Bristol Palin’s former beau

Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Palin should just forget it
But she just doesn’t get it
One mean horny toad!

Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh
He’s for the money, he’s for the show
He’s Bristol Palin’s former beau
Levi, Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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Posted on October 27, 2009, in Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Nice job with the graphics, intro and song. She is one mean horny toad, and unfortunately, he was too naïve to notice it before she slimed him. Go Levi!

  2. Family values

    If politics is the art of compromise, it’s clear that Palin made the right choice in becoming a celebrity-she’s certainly more fun than Jon & Kate!

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