Palins: A Family In Decline

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The Palin family circus is a sight to behold. Is a single one of them presently employed? Perhaps Track is still employed by the U.S. Government if his term of military service has not yet been completed. Even that however, says something about the uber-right-wing family that promotes the private sector so much when the only family income comes from the federal government. In typical Palin fashion, husband Todd recently quit his job with British Petroleum. Sarah, the former ex-quitting governor of Alaska has recently posted her resume on LinkedIn. Bristol, we assume, is a single stay at home mom living off of who knows what. Jeesh!!!

In honor of the troops, please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

We Are Family song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqHLvuKW3H4

WE ARE FAMILY

(sung to the Sister Sledge song “We Are Family”)

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Ev’ryone can see that we are crazy
As we walk on by
(HIGH!) And we don’t work because we are lazy
Diana is high
(ALL) All of the moonbats in our clan these days
Like the First Dude, Todd
Just let me state for the record
We think that Levi kid is odd

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

Abstinence is fun, OK that’s a pun
We get knocked-up before wedding bells
(HIGH) High hopes we have for the future
If our books can sell
(WE) Oh we dress for success
Here’s what we call our golden rule
No condoms for you, and no pills too
You won’t go wrong
Protect the Family Jewels

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Chorus)
Palin family
Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig
Palin family
Let’s put lipstick on a pig!

(Repeat Chorus To Fade)

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Posted on October 24, 2009, in Sarah Palin, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I can’t stop laughing. You nailed it!

  2. Too legit to quit

    Now that Palin has found honest work (cashing in on her celebrity) the days of petty grifting at the the expense of Alaskan tax payers are over!

    The public speaking gig (fleecing Hong Kong investors) didn’t pan out, but she’s still in business with moneybags Rupert Murdoch-selling books to “real” Americans.

  3. see how deep the Palin family rabbit hole goes…MUST SEE Cindy McCain hand Jesse “controller” (memory device) to download coded Intel from Kissinger’s latest MK-bot Sarah Palin…

    http://intheknow7.wordpress.com/

    Be Well

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