Glenn Beck Is Nucking Futs !!!


Please do yourself a favor and tune into the Glenn Beck show if you enjoy watching a person quickly sink into the bottomless abyss of insanity. This nutjob is making Sarah Palin sound like the proverbial voice of reason. His crazed and distorted rant on October 19, 2009 may rank as his most confused anti-Obama diatribe yet. Let’s dissect and analyze Beck’s incoherent argument against volunteering for the public good.

We have all heard the most recent public service announcement by President Obama which has been broadcast repeatedly on both television and radio. You know, the one where he asks Americans to volunteer their services in the hope of helping fellow Americans in need. The President has also applauded the Corporation For National And Community Service’s recent ability to convince most of the television networks to include in their shows, plot lines which encourage volunteerism in the local community. To the average person this sounds like a commendable non-political plea to help our neighbors and communities. But it does not sound that way to Glenn Beck. Surprised?

On his Fox Network television show last Monday, Beck explained to the world why volunteerism and community service are un-American and worthy of disdain. Beck said this:

When you’re watching TV this week, you might notice a common theme on some of your favorite TV shows: service and volunteerism. Not just public service announcements, but service and volunteerism will be worked into the plots…Your favorite character might volunteer at the dog shelter or at the park. I just have one pesky question. Are we running out of volunteers in this country?… Are we trying to fix a problem that doesn’t exist? Are we creating a problem that doesn’t exist? To have an emergency that doesn’t yet exist? Or is it just a coincidence that all of this falls into line with President Obama’s Corporation for National and Community Service. President Obama has called for a new era of responsibility… recognition on the part of every American that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and world to serve others. It is the price and promise of citizenship. In response, our television community with the Entertainment Industry Foundation will launch a multi-year campaign to inspire action and promote a new way of thinking about service. Well this is fantastic, we’re living in Mao’s China right now.

Yeah, OK Glenn. So, in your world, promoting the benefits of volunteerism and community service is akin to living in Mao’s China. How so? Please do tell. Oh, what’s that, you were silent on your program as to just how this analogy makes any sense? Not surprising in that nothing that this moron says makes any sense. If Glenn Beck ever decides to write a memoir, he best have Sarah Palin do the ghostwriting. Her word salad is a lot more appetizing than his smorgasbord of reason.

Please click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with the parody.

Crazy song link:


(sung to the Patsy Cline song “Crazy”)

Glenn Beck is a demented phony
He’s crazy
Marbles? He’s missing a few

We knew
He was one of Bellevue’s “Most Wanted”
And that someday
He’d make an asylum debut

Beck’s on a mental safari
How did he go so koo-koo

Oh, crazy
Glenn’s crazy and back on the home brew
There’s no use denyin’
Beck can’t stop cryin’
Glenn Beck’s crazy
And stupid too

We’re not sure that Beck’s not sniffing glue
It seems like he’s flyin’
We’re not just implyin’
Glenn Beck’s crazy
We know it’s true

Posted on October 22, 2009, in Glenn Beck, Songs and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. All I can say is I’ve edited 3 of my comments about Beck already, so I’m just going to say good work on the song, lynnrockets.

  2. Say No to Palin in Politics

    LOL, good job. I’m waiting for him to completely crack and fall apart. The sooner, the better. Go crazy Beckie, go crazy.

  3. I Me Mine

    Volunteerism and community service aren’t un-American; they’re against Republican values! The duty to serve others will turn into health care for all (and all that other communist stuff), and before you know it, Fox pundits will be paying higher taxes.

    Americans should stop crying about our great nation’s problems-Freedom’s on the march! (Crying is fine if you’re worried about being fired).

  4. Honestly…I don’t understand the attraction to this man and his comentary that so many have. He’s brainwashing the truly dumb…of our nation.

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